Amanda, congrats you have just recieved your hints on what you get for your amazing 16th birthday....please look!
Well I hope that all these presents help to make your 16th year the best ever! And remember Britney is the coolest!
Jenni is an absolute riot. I swear, that e-mail is all that girl needed to get me for my birthday. It was priceless. So, I thought I would share that with the world.
This is your "Couch Potato" Britney Shirt "This is for your first day of school next year"
"And while I was at it I decided to get you a brand new backpack for your very first day of school. Being a junior and all this will be great with the shirt"
This fancy, small backpack is great for any young girls' important accessories. Black with hot pink trim, clear small outside pouch and cool Britney zipper pull. "AHHH, But alas I did not forget your room, what can your soon to be 16-year old room be without a Britney Poster?"
Britney Spears - Out on the Town
Poster"Of course in your now 16-year old room you need a Britney Stage for when you are not battling pre-cal...just sit back, relax and enjoy Britney singing. It will be just like you are there in concet...like you've always wanted."
The deluxe Britney Spears Concert Stage with lights and sounds includes an exclusive limited edition 6" Britney doll dressed in a special concert outfit. Playset plays 5 songs including *Baby One More Time* and "(You Drive Me) Crazy." When music is playing, the Arena Photo Stage lights up with every song. Make Britney dance on the real turning stage with working spot lights and a concert speaker! Includes 4 AA batteries. "Now when you need to know when Britney is coming to concert, you can write it down in your very own Britney block calender."
Square up your plans with Britney. Each month is featured on this unique desk calendar. "And of course I couldn't forget about your car. Now that you are 16 I thought you needed a key-chain and what better way to carry your keys around than by a Britney key-chain! And of course you can jam to her in your car too!"
"And while you are driving in your awesome car jammin' to Britney why not take a cool drink out of your very own Britney squirt bottle. Now you are really in style!"
The editor of this letter would like to step in here just a moment and clarify that she would never in a million years buy this bunch of shit nor every admit Britney is the coolest (that's a bunch of shit too)...only if the person reciving this REALLY WANTED THESE PRESENTS would she ever consider buying it. Thanks and have a lovely day and birthday!
