Imagine Joey or Nick singing this...

Is this real food

Is this the real Deal

My fave food is Jello to match how I feel.

I like to eat

A chicken that's whole

And I will admit

I have no control

Never thought my tummy would look like this

And now I really really have to piss

Why didn't I see that all the food in me

Would make me look like jelly

I need a miricale

CHORUS

I cry myself a river blue and deep

and when I get depressed I just go eat

When I go to the store I know that it's true

Oh please GOD help

I am addicted to food

I will eat anything

Big portions or small

But Cherry Jello is my favorite of all

Sometimes I eat 'till I'm gonna hurl

But I have to hold it when I see a pretty girl

And one day I will have to figure out

How I will ever live withoutall of the food that I put inside

But I'll be purified

Chorus

~*~Personally, I don't think either one is fat.~*~