BORN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY
I'm sitting here alone up in my room(Good, Damnit!)
And thinkin about the times that wev'e been through(Oh my gosh! She was thinking! Somebody alert the media!)
I'm looking at a picture in my hand(Playgirl again Britney?)
Trying my best to understand(I love it. She always has to TRY to understand! This is so perfect.)
I really want to know what we did wrong(Maybe if you hadn't slept around, you'd still be together.)
With a love that felt so strong(If you broke up, apparently it wasn't that strong now was it? Oh why do I have to explain everything to her?)
If you were only here tonight(Ahem...bed, soft music, racing horomones...you get the picture.)
I know that we could make it right(17 and sexually active. What a bad influence)
CHORUS
I don't know how to live without your love(Get over it and carry on)
I was born to make you happy(Damnit! No woman is here to just make a man happy. You are making women look like slaves to little girls and I won't stand for it.)
Cause you're the only on within my heart(Correction(1)your cousin and (2)Justin, but he doesn't go for skanks)
I was born to make you happy(Refer to 2nd line in chorus)
Always and forever you and me(You are 17 and entirely to young for commitment)
That's the way our life should be(Great, now you have to plan his life too.)
I don't know how to live without your love(Get the hell over it and move on! There are other fish in the sea!)
I was born to make you happy(Shut the Hell up)
I know I've been a fool since you've been gone(SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE?!?! If you ran him off, you were a fool before he left. Oh why do i waste my breath on this.)
I'd better give it up and cary on(Thatswaht I told you at the beginning of this chorus, but no, don't listen to me you little whore!)
Cause living in a dream of you and me is not the way my life should be(No life gets lived in a dream you dim-witted idiot!)
I don't wanna cry a tear for you(That's right! Tell him you aren't gonna cry. You can and will do better. Girl Power © Spice Girls)
So forgive me if I do(What the Hell? I thought we just assesed that you weren't going to cry! Now you are asking him to FORGIVE you for crying???)
If you were only here tonight(Excuse me while I go make sure my dogs can't hear this)
I know that we could make it right(This song should have a Parental Advisory label on it. The damn sex communists)
REPEAT CHORUS
I'd do anything for you(NO!!! Take a stand for women. Don't let men rule your life!)
I'd give you my world(No damnit. It's your world, DOMINATE!)
I'd wait forever to be your girl.(Move on! You are to damn dependent on this guy. Live your own life.)
Just call out my name(Oh, not this again)
And I'll be there(With whip at side)
Just to show you how much i care(Though you will have to pay extra for the handcuffs and whipped cream. Uh...sorry about that)
REPEAT CHORUS
