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The Incessant Ramblings of Rufus and the Turks

Reno: This sucks!

Tseng: What does?

Reno: Jen just got FF3 and she's not paying any attention to us

Elena: Now...I wouldn't go thatfar!

Rude: ............

Reno: *looks puzzled* I think she even likes Edgar more than me!

Rufus: *sarcastically* I highly doubt that.

Reno gives Rufus a higly offensive hand gesture.

Rufus: *sniffs* How immature.

Sephiroth: *materializes on his couch, looking a little uneasy* You don't think she considers Kefka eviler than me?

Rufus: *crosses arms and smirks* No one is more evil than you.

Reno: With the possible exception of Mommy Dearest.

Sephiroth: *gives Reno a baleful look and then turns to Rufus* I believe that was the first compliment you've ever given me.

Rufus: *eyes grow wide* Compliment??

Reno: I mean, what does he got that I don't?

Tseng: What in the world are you talking about, Reno?

Reno: *smacks forehead* Duh. Edgar. Pay attention.

Tseng then rolls his eyes and turns his back on Reno.

Sephiroth: *grins evily* Perhaps a castle and a crown?

Elena: And good looks.

Reno: Ha! No one is better looking than me!

Rude: Oh brother.

Reno: Hey! You're supposed to be on my side!

Rude simply shrugs.

Reno: *mutters* Can't trust anyone around here...even your so-called friends!

Sephiroth: I have a thought that has occured to none of you.

Reno: Oh really? Enlighten us then, Oh Great One.

Sephiroth: *narrows eyes* Keep this up, and I will get to finish what I started in the previous Ramble.

Rufus: Stop this idiotic fighting and tell us what you came up with.

Sephiroth: Well, Jen is paying more attention to the characters of FF3.

Reno: Thank you, Sherlock Homes!

Rufus: Reno, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kill you. Now, please continue Seph-san.

Sephiroth: *clears throat* As I was saying before I was so rudely interupted, if Jen if paying more attention to the characters of FF3, what do you think that means for us?

Reno: I've already said this! We get ignored!

Edgar: Oh, like we were? See how you like it when FF8 comes out!

Reno: Get the hell out of here! *chases Edgar out of the room*

Rufus: *taps his fingers impatiently* Get on with it!

Sephiroth: Wrong, Reno is wrong.

Reno: *walks back into the room* Oh am I?

Elena: You're rarely right and you know it.

Tseng: Elena, be quiet. I would like to hear what Sephiroth has to say, and starting a fight with Reno will keep us from knowing even longer.

Elena: *looks meek* Sorry Tseng-san.

Sephiroth: As I've been trying to say for the last five minutes, we wouldn't get tortured anymore!

Reno: You know...he just might have something there!

Rufus: I can't believe it, Reno actually agrees with someone!

Reno: Free, free, free! We're free!

Sephiroth: *bows* Thank you, thank you.

Suddenly, the door opens.

Jen: Don't bet on it guys. I still like you way too much to ever ignore you.

The gang then throws any available object at Seph, who vanishes, leaving only his laugh behind.

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