Reno: They're gone.
Rufus: What are gone?
Reno: Jen, Athena, and Frank. The fanfic threesome.
Sephiroth: Great! That means I get to torture you all and there is no one to stop me.
Rude: ........you will not.
To emphasize this point, Rude stands directly in front of Sephiroth and crosses his arms.
Sephiroth gives it some thought.
Sephiroth: On second thought...maybe I'll just enjoy my peace and quiet.
Elena: So, what does this mean?
Reno: Duh. We get to sit around and complain about them.
Elena glares at Reno, but she too thinks this is a great idea.
Tseng: This isn't such a good idea...
Reno: Lighten up, boss man. I'm sure even you have some complaints.
Sephiroth: I have a few. I never get to kill anyone.
Reno: *snorts* Oh damn. That's gotta hurt.
Sephiroth: *points Masamune at Reno* And, Jen hasn't even written a fanfic about me, yet I am forced to endure these Rambles with you.
Elena: Well, I for one am sick of Reno. I wish Jen would just take him out.
Reno: *glares at Elena* Shut up, rookie.
Tseng: Well...I actually don't have any complaints.
Reno: Liar!
Tseng: *sweatdrops* Well, I do get tired of always being stuck in Athena's links.
Reno: *pats Tseng on the back* See. Now was that so hard?
Rufus: You think that's bad? I have to do Jen's and Athena's updates! Plus I have to put up with you guys here.
Reno: Hey! I thought the whole point of this conversation was to complain about the fanfic authors, not us! Anyhow, I hate always being stuck with *shudder* Yuffie! I mean, first Jen and then Frank! Why do they think I'd actually like her anyhow. Plus, I don't get to drink enough beer.
Rude: *raises an eyebrow* You drink enough already, Reno.
Reno: Any complaints for you, bud?
Rude: *thinks hard* No. Jen let me have Tifa and Elena.
Elena blushes.
Tseng puffs up and looks indignant.
Sephiroth: You are all pathetic.
Reno: We're pathetic? At least we don't run around screaming "one with the planet" and trying to summon a massive destructive force that will end everyone's life including yours.
Sephiroth: *narrows eyes* For that, I should run you through.
Reno: *shrugs* You started the insults, Seph-san, not me.
Tseng: He does have a point, Sephiroth. For once.
Reno: Oh, thanks a lot Tseng.
Tseng: No problem.
Sephiroth: I still want to kill him.
Rufus: Yes, we all do at one time or another. But, we are forced to restrain ourselves and so should you.
Sephiroth: *sighes loudly and flops back down on his couch* Fine.
Reno: You're show of support simply overwhelms me.
Elena: Well, if you weren't such a...*catches Tseng's warning look and shuts her mouth*
Reno: *takes out nightstick and charges it* Weren't such a what?
Sephiroth: Wait a minute! You said I couldn't hurt anyone, and yet he gets to?
Tseng: *exasperated* I didn't say anyone could hurt anyone.
Reno: *ignores Tseng and advances on Sephiroth* So, you want to fight with me?
Sephiroth: *leaps up, his eyes gleaming* Yes, I do!
Tseng: *sighs* Rude, would you mind?
Rude: *lifts Seph and Reno by the backs of their shirts* I take that back. I hate always being made to do this.
Elena: Well, there went the entertainment.
Tseng: Yes, but it could have gotten ugly.
Tseng and Elena leave as well. Not long after, Jen, Frank, and Athena enter the room. They look around and notice that it is empty.
Frank: No one's here.
Athena: I wonder where they went.
Jen: Who cares. Let's just enjoy our peace and quiet.
Frank: Let's complain about them.
Athena: I get to go first...
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We had a short little visit from Athena who runs (with the help of our favorite FF7 characters) the The Edge of Sanity. Frank Verderosa also stopped by fromOH NO! NOT ANOTHER FINAL FANTASY VII WEB PAGE. Two of my favorite fanfic authors!
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