Jen: Hello there! I'm glad you decided to come back, even though these *glares at them* guys messed things up yesterday.
Reno: Hey, what's up with the Prez?
Rufus: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Jen: *sighs* Between Athena and I, we've worn him out. He has my updates, her updates and this crazy page to do.
Tseng: Elena. Do something.
Elena: *thinks for a moment* Oh! I got it! *throws Rufus a hyper*
Rufus: *suddenly jumping up* Okay! Back to work! I want Reno to get Cid's new page for his shrine up and running, I want Elena to write Reno's fanfic, I want Rude and Tseng to finish Chapter 8 of Rufus' Twin...hey...wait a minute...I'll do that one...okay, then I want Rude to take over the updates and I want Tseng-
Reno: Elena, you ditz! Stop him!!
Rude: *thinking quickly, tosses Rufus a Tranquilizer* There.
Rufus: *sits down* Man. I'm tired.
Tseng: *gives Elena a look* We're sorry about that Mr. President.
Elena: I tried!
Reno: Enough of this. I get the quote for the day, right Jen?
Jen: *shrugs, but looks doubtful* I don't know. Am I going to regret it?
Reno: Naww! Okay, here it is: "Jen likes me the best."
All except Reno: WHAT?!
Jen: Reno! What kind of quote is that?
Reno: A true one. Now, let me prove it to you. See, I am in Jen's About Me page as one of her favorite characters. I also am going to have a fanfic all to myself and Jen gives me a lot of coverage in Rufus' Twin.
Rufus: *smugly*That fanfic is named after ME. Also, *points to the title of the page* my name comes before all of yours. And, I get to do her updates.
Jen: Rufus, you don't even want to do my updates.
Rufus: That's beside the point.
Rude: She wrote my story first, Reno.
Elena: *sniff sniff* No one loves me! My story is THIRD and I'm not mentioned anywhere else!
Tseng: Ahhh, Elena...I...uh...care for you.
Elena: You do?
Tseng: *blushes* Uh...yeah...
Elena: *runs over to Tseng and hugs him*
Everyone: *the room grows silent and everyone stares at Tseng and Elena, who grow embarrassed and leave the room*
Sephiroth: *suddenly materializes* I am mentioned before you, Reno, in her About Me page. I am also mentioned in Rufus' Twin before you.
Reno: *snorts* What? That bit part? I get way more than that. Plus, I don't see her writing a fanfic soley about you!
Everyone except for Jen: *they begin arguing until their voices grow loud enough to shatter window panes*
Cid: *suddenly, the door is thrown open and Cid marches in* Listen, morons, I'm mentioned first in her About Me page, Rufus' Twin revolves around me, she *always* uses me in her party in the game, she has my character on the e-mail RPG, and she tells everyone I'm her favorite. Soooo, shut the hell up!
Jen: CID!!! *she runs up to him and links arms* Let's get out of here.
Cid: Sure thing. I'll take you for a spin in the Highwind.
Rufus: *clearly puzzled* She left us. SHE left US!
Elena: *runs back in just so she can strangle Reno* Reno! It's all your fault again!
Sephrioth: *swinging Masamune wildy* The fault belongs to all of you!
Everyone except Seph: *screams and runs away*
Sephiroth: Hey! Come back! I must become "one with the planet" and I need all of your souls to do that!! COME BACK!!!
