FICTION, POETRY, ART, AND OTHER ACTIVITIES OF THE HOMELESS

"Right-brained people of the world unite! Now set yourselves on fire!" --Anonymous
This little corner of the page is the trash-can for all the Playground's creative aspirations. We had visions of becoming ridiculously famous, changing the world with our 'message' and thus being allowed to hop trendy SoHo bars sleeping with nameless, adoring women. Then we realized we were all pretty ugly; and as you know, ugly people get no 'face time'. Rather than sitting at home sulking and being thankful for small favors we decided to flank the Teeming Millions and hit 'em below the belt with TRUE ART, baby!
Actually, no, we're just apologizing for ourselves.
If we ever learn a useful programming language (or con a friend into doing it) you might see more visual thingies with fancy Java Applets and Things Using Frames and various web- design-whatnot. But for now we're stuck with sitting in our cave using Basic Editor by candlelight, and thus you only get Things You Have To Read. There there; it hurts, we know.

The Solipsist Manifestoes
Why We Don't Write Poetry
Why Nobody Else Writes Poetry

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