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A..Dinner at Burger King and dessert at Dairy Queen.
A..He went as a pull toy.
A..One whose alimony checks never bounce.
A.. E.T. phoned home.
A..A bride's second greatest disappointment.
A..His bride shows up at the wedding with a date.
A.. His therapist sends him hate mail.
A.. A dock.
A..By sucking in their stomachs every time a bikini goes by.
A.. A standing ovulation
A.. If it weren't for divorce, where would coffee shops get their waitresses?
"Certainly, madam," said the waiter courteously, "Can you tell me which way it was headed?"
A.. "One lump or two?"
A.. A cannibal takes one look at her and orders a salad.
A. A technical knock-up.
A.. "I can do better than this."
A.. How many can you afford?
A.. Two: one to change it and the other to sing about all the good times she had with the old bulb.
A..Does the bulb have insurance?
A.. A mother burps it with a hammer.
A.. Become dentists
A.. When you take your desk to be refinished and they charge you seventy-five bucks extra to clean the boogers off form undrneath it.
A..When you describe your symptoms to the doctor and he starts backing away from you.
A.. A funeral where you get to smell the flowers.
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