At The Nail Salon
Back when I had money I got my nails done at this place that had a window right at head level of the people walking down the sidewalk. You would catch little snippets of conversation that made you wonder , "What the hell were they talking about?" So these are little pieces I have cought about our boys.
The other day I was shuffling through the imports section at On Cue, and i noticed these two boys around ten looking at the posters. One of them said, "Oh look, he's the gay one." I whipped around to see what they were looking at only to find them gawking at a picture of Lance (the one on the inside of the Christmas album.) Then this girl that was about 14 screamed at them across the store, "Shut the F**k up, your the gay one!" At this point it took every ounce of my being not to fall on the floor laughing. As I was paying for my stuff the guy behind the counter said, "Well, I guess she told them, but I must admit that he looks a little fem to me too."
The other day I forced my dad to watch Live in Orlando, here were a few of his comments.
"What is this crap?"
"I don't think your old enough to watch this." "Dad, I'm 18. I can watch things like this." "Well I don't think I'm old enough to watch this, this is just grosse."
"People like these guys?"
And my personal favorite "Those 'N Sane guys are way better."
I went to high school on an island in Alaska and if you want a Cd then you need to find someone that is going to a city like Seattle or Anchoridge. My friend went to Anchorige and was asked to buy the new BSB CD for her little sister and our friend Cody. This is how her conversation went at Sam Goody.
Sales Clerk: Do you know that you have two Millennium CD's?
Annya: Yeah, there not for me.
Sales Clerk: Yeah, thats what they all say.
Last September I was in Canada with my mom and we were shopping at this mall. I found a poster of 'N Sync that I wanted and my mom said she would buy it for me. We got to the counter and the clerk said "Oh, is this for your little girl?" I was about to say yeah but my mom goes "This is the little girl." and points to me. The clerk then says "Oh I like the Backdoor Boys myself."
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