Well, it's JC's 23rd Birthday. Break out the liquor...err I mean fruit punch!! Well for this special occasion I got JC some gifts. Wanna know what they are?? Of course you do!! So scroll down and "Get loose, y'all"
First off, I got him the essentials. I got him some toothpaste (a must!). And this is the kind that works in between brushing! Honey, no offense, but you need all the help you can get.
I also got him a lifetime supply of Secret deodorant. This way, he won't be sweating like a pig on stage. And now he wont be so damn skinny from sweating so much (woohoo!).
What else you ask?? Well I bought JC the Orlando Hard Rock Cafe. Now he can have all the damn menus he wants, get butt wild, JC. 
And last but certainly not least, a plane ticket to New Orleans. Why you ask? Well, New Orleans is famous for its jazz! Yay, a dream come true for our Joshy! So he'll fly to the Kenner dot, take a cab to the Metairie dot to get me, and then we'll go to the French Quarter to listen to all those talented homeless people who play jazz on the street for quarters. Hot damn, this'll be fun!
