*~*~You planted wallflowers in your
yard.
*~*~You call to request Wallflowers songs so much
you've either become the DJ's best friend or worst enemy.
*~*~You're tired of being called so-and-so's son/daughter
and want to be recognized for your own talents.
*~*~Your computer has Wallflowers
wallpaper.
*~*~Your screen saver says "The Wallflowers Rule,"
"Jakob Is God," or is a lyric from a Wallflowers song.
*~*~You subscribe to every magazine known to man so
you'll be sure to never miss a single article about The Wallflowers.
*~*~You have THREE sets of Wallflowers CD's--one set
for the cd player in your car and one set for the cd player in your room, plus a third
backup set just in case anything happens to the others (like a scratch, a crack in the CD
case, etc...) HELL, you'll be ready!!!
*~*~You often catch yourself scribbling Wallflowers lyrics
all over your paper when you get bored at school or work.
*~*~You're 99.9% sure you've signed guestbooks on
every Wallflowers homepage on the net.
*~*~You have a video tape labeled "WALLFLOWERS"
that's over five hours long.
*~*~You have pets named Jakob, Dylan, Mike, Greg,
Mario, or Rami.
*~*~You plan on naming your children Jakob, Dylan, Mike,
Greg, Mario, or Rami.
*~*~You get in line to buy Wallflowers tickets the minute
you hear they're coming to town.
*~*~You drive a car with one headlight.
*~*~Someday you plan on living (or maybe you're
currently searching for) an apartment on a street called 6th Avenue.
*~*~You cry every time The Wallflowers don't win an
award.
*~*~You believe there are two main genres of music:
Wallflowers and Nonwallflowers.
*~*~You have memorized Jakob's head movements in the "One
Headlight" video and jam along with him every time
the video comes on TV. (Jessie)
*~*~You promote The Wallflowers at school or work by offering to record the CD onto a tape for people if they bring you a blank tape. (ChoGinsu@aol.com)
*~*~If a friend's birthday is coming up, you buy them a CD--guess which one? (ChoGinsu@aol.com)
*~*~You have it set up so that your computer plays a Wallflowers song
when
you boot it up (Amy)
*~*You only wear black shirts to be like Jakob. (GSquiggles@aol.com)
*~*~You buy hats identical to everyone you ever see Rami wearing. (GSquiggles@aol.com)
*~*~You change the radio station everytime the Wallflowers aren't on. (GSquiggles@aol.com)
*~*~You have a restraining order to stay at least 5000 ft away from each
member
of the Wallflowers at all times. (GSquiggles@aol.com)
*~*~You watch your Wallflowers video tape every day. (Kelley)
*~*~You show up four hours before the concert starts to make sure you'll get
a good spot. (Kelley)
*~*~You have asked your friends to forget your
last name and to use Dylan, Calire, Jaffee, Richling, or Ward instead. (Laura)
*~*~Everytime someone passes you at school or work
they remember you as "the wallflower fan". (Laura)
*~*~ All your cable channels are locked out except for VH1 & MTV. (WedgeA777@aol.com)
*~*~You dye a friend's hair black because it would
make him look more like Jakob Dylan. (anonymous)
*~*~A quality you look for in a guy is "Mario-hair."
(anonymous)
*~*~You count every time you listen to the CD all the way
through, and you lost track 200 times ago. (Katie and Erin)
*~*~Your boyfriend has blue eyes, wears black a lot, has
brown hair, loves to jam, and last but not least, jams very well. (Krista)
*~*~You can't add any more favorite places to your
list...it's full of Wallflower pages/info. (Krista)
*~*~You check the MTV Top 20 so much to find The
Wallflowers' songs, you are wondering how to make it so when you go online, that's what
opens up. (Krista)
*~*~When a Wallflowers concert is coming, the radio
station blocks your e-mail, telling you that 100 e-mails asking for back-stage passes and or
tickets is enough. (Krista)
*~*~You plan on giving you son a hair cut just like
Jakobs, then teaching him how to cut it himself. (Krista)
*~*~At Wallflowers concerts, Jakob says "Oh, it's you
again" (Erica)
*~*~You've recorded the end part of MTV news where
they show the short clips, just so you can put it on pause when the clip of Jakob and
Mario is shown for, like, 1/2 a second! (Erica)
*~*~You've either started smoking Winstons instead of
Marlboro because Jakob does, or you've started smoking all together. (Erica)
*~*~You now speak with a huskier voice.
(Erica)
*~*~You start listenig to the Clash, Carly Simon, Smokey
Robinson and the Miracles, the Band, and the Beatles simply because the Wallflowers
cover their songs at concerts. (Erica)
*~*~You stand in front of the mirror and sing your heart
out with every song as if you only heard it only a few times. (Leigh)
*~*~You constantly fight with your friends about
Wallflowers stuff--who is more worthy of Jakob, who Jakob looked at the most at the
concert, who knows all the words to the songs the best, etc. (Casey)
*~*~You cried when you found out that Jakob is married
and has a child. (Casey)
*~*~You ask Jakob to marry you at concerts.
(Casey)
*~*~Your posters/pictures of Jakob have faint traces of lip
gloss on them. (Casey)
*~*~You write "Mrs. Jakob Dylan" all over your binders.
(Casey)
*~*~Everyone in school refers to the picture of Jakob in
your locker as your boyfriend. (Amy)
If you have a suggestion for this list, don't be shy! I'd love to hear it! And
if I really, really like it, I'll add it to the list and put your name in lights!!! Just send it
to:
britt10@rocketmail.com
PLEASE BE
SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR NAME!
And it would help me a lot if you'd put
WALLNUT LIST as the subject.
****SPECIAL NOTE****This list was made up entirely by me, Brittany. Please do not include this on your homepage without my permission. If you do, I will personally come to your house and break your Wallflowers CD into a million pieces. Thank you! :)
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