12-27-00
People don't change overnight, no matter what they tell you. Politicians will always twist things, good friends will never turn their backs on you, and losers will forever remain losers.

9-28-00
Don't stay on the phone for 4 hours late at night when you know you're going to be busy all day the next day.

8-5-00
Always make time for your true friends.

6-14-00
When you turn 21 you can legally drink, buy handguns, and they take the red "Under 21" sticker off of your drivers license. So...what's the big deal about being 21?

4-12-00
Trust instinct. Go with first impressions. Saves much time in the long run.

4-8-00
When I get to Heaven, Lord willing, I'm going to ask God why peoples personalities don't come "cut and paste"able.

3-4-00
Just because there is a button in front of you doesn't mean you need to push it.

2-18-00
Library patrons are still annoyed by librarians in noisy clothing and shoes...especally when they're trying to sleep.

1-18-00
Library patrons are annoyed by librarians who do their job in noisy clothing.

1-16-00
In the words of the great theologian, Butthead, "If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back...you're a dumbass".

1-15-00
"2 things that money can't buy...true love, and home grown tomatoes."

1-7-00
I'm tired of what I refer to as male/female interpersonal relationships. I'm tired of men chasing me, tired of chasing after men, tired of men wanting me to chase after them...and tired of saying I'm tired.

1-4-00
I miss my gramma.

1-1-00
Wine glasses are good for 2 things: Spilling drinks on yourself, and spilling drinks on others.


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