Christian Pick-Up Lines
Christian Pick-up lines: by Craig Martinosky
- Nice Bible
- I would like to pray with you.
- You know Jesus?...Me too!
- God told me to come talk to you.
- I know a church where we could go and talk.
- How about a hug, sister?
- Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
- Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
- Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
- Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
- What are your plans for tonight? Fell like a Bible study?,br>
- I am here for you.
- The Word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry",
how about dinner?
- You don't have an acccountability partner? Me neither.
- You want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments tonight?
- Is it a sin that you stole my heart.
- Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my
heart and wait on hand and foot?
- Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
- Do you believe in Divine appointment?
- Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
- Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
- My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice
person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
- You know they say that you have never really dated, until you've dated
a Christian.
- Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
- What? Friends listen Amazing Grace in the dark.
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