A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a
coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She
returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the
machine
keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde
and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping and her and
asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins around and
shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?!"
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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some
tracks.
The first blond said "These look like deer tracks," and the other
one said, "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a
while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door
open,but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a
moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously,
"Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is
having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful
redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband
jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "shut up...you're next!"
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! they spelled MACYS wrong."
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Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
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A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms.