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KIDS JOKES (RECIPES ARE FROM 4-YEAR OLD KIDS)
- RECIPE:PIZZA.Bake for 8 hours in oven.
- YOU MIGHT BE INSANE IF,you sit on your porch and wait for the little men to return.
- YOU MIGHT BE A HILLBILLY IF YOU RUN THE 40-YARD DASH EVERY TIME YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM
- YOU WERE SO UGLY WHEN YOU WERE BORN,YOUR PARENTS RENTED YOUR BABY VIDEOS OUT AS HORROR FILMS.
- YOUR BREATH SMELLS SO BAD,THE DENTIST TRIED TO GIVE HIMSELF GAS.
- RECIPE;COOKIES.Cup of flour,gallon of milk,bag of chocolate chips,cup of salt,pound of sugar,bake at 54 degrees in oven for 3 hours.
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Angelfire - Easiest Free Home Pages
FARTS.COM-YOUR ONLINE GUIDE TO FARTS.
ROCK 103-MEMPHIS' HOTTEST RADIO STATION.
JACKYL'S DEN-MORE JOKES FROM MY BROTHER.
5 WAYS TO LIVE HAPPIER
1.DON'T TRY TO BLOW YOURSELF UP WITH A GRENADE.THAT
HURTS.
2.IF YOU SAW OFF YOUR ARMS WITH A CHAINSAW,IT MIGHT
BE A GOOD IDEA TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
3.IF YOU SET YOURSELF ON FIRE,DON'T RUN AROUND TRYING
TO PUT YOURSELF OUT WITH GASOLINE.
4.IT IS NOT WISE TO RUN OUT IN FRONT OF A STEAMROLLER
YELLING,"THE BRITISH ARE COMING,THE BRITISH ARE
COMING."
5.DON'T TRY TO BUILD AN A-BOMB IN YOUR BASEMENT.
(T.JAY TIPPS DOES NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE
ACTIONS OF PEOPLE WHO READ THIS.FIRST OFF,IF YOU READ
THIS YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY GONE INSANE.IT'S A SHAME
HE HAS TO PUT THINGS LIKE THIS ON HIS WEBSITE.)
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