"Uh, well, cause... bee-cause... becaaaaauuuuuussse...theeerrrreeee's...'thirteen
hundred 'n fifty-two gee-tar pickers in Nashville...'"
Eve, a long time ago, trying to get out of trouble
with help from the Lovin' Spoonful
"You shall feel the wrath of my smack!"
John "PopRocks" Trout
"College tends to turn all nineteen year-old women into fourteen year-old
boys."
observation made in Voorhies social room
"I am NOT a committee!"
Princess Leia
"There is no word as pretty as the word mine."
Eve
"Optimus Prime was smart, dude."
comment on Western Boy's sad Transformers/Humans religious analogy
"There is an Indian story--at least I heard it as an Indian story--about an
Englishman who, having been told that the world rested on a platform which
rested on the back of an elephant which in turn rested on the back of a turtle,
asked (perhaps he was an ethnographer; it is the way they behave), what did
the turtle rest on? Another turtle. And that turtle?
'Ah, Sahib, after that it is turtles all the way down.'"
--Clifford Geertz, "Thick Description: Toward an Interpretive Theory of Culture", from The Interpretation of Cultures
"It's not often that a mathmatician finds himself in that position."
Shannon, commenting on a strange sight in the Ollendorf building
"Time to go live on my island now."
Eve
"Things are slowly going downhill fast."
Brandy
"Yo, this is Tyrone... Whut? Who? Brandy? Aiight...hey, Brandy, you off the can yet?"
Brian, talking to Brandy's mom on the phone
"I agree with Dave."
Shannon, in ref to Western Boy
"If you make me dance I'm going to cry."
Eve, unable to stand up
"Men are men, and women are women. That is sooooooo true."
Shannon in the role of an unsteady Captain Obvious