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DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION CHEATS!!1oen!

Welcome to the number one DDR cheats site. This is a site to make DDR expirience a bit more easier for you. ;D With these ~~cheese~~ cheats, you will achieve 'the win' in seconds flat. What is 'the win', you ask? IT'S THE BEST FUCKING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO YOU... It gives you bragging rights too, bitch. If you don't gain 'the win', you LOSE, GO TO HELL, THEN DIE, thus making you a n00b. And you don't want to be a n00b, now do you? That's what I thought, faggot.

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CHEATS

Unplug machine for secret 'Off Mode'. It's a really enjoyable mode. Fun ~~in bed~~ for everyone. :D
Push coin return button after inserting ~~penis~~ coins for the hidden "Refund" by Naoki song. In my opinion, it's the best song ever. You should really try this.
Bar-rape to "Bumble Bee" to achieve max combos. One of the easiest ways to achieve 'the win'.
Press the up arrow repeatedly for 'the win'. The best cheat out there because you recieve 'the win' the lazy-assfuck-who-sucks-cock way. Hooray. :3 ~~LOL!~~
Press all four arrows on the platform in order to obtain Sharp Dressed Napoleon Dynamite as a dancer when on the character select screen.
Hit the screen on the machine really hard until you recieve max combos. One of the many easy ways to achieve 'the win'.

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Uh..Legal Crap

We do not claim responsibility for any injuries and/or deaths while you attempt these cheats. It's your fault for trying them anyways, idiot.

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Contact

Questions on our cheats? Did you achieve 'the win' with the help of our cheats? Contact us, plzkthx. jouiiwheelah@yahoo.com

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Brought to you by ~~the letter 'C'!~~ your friends in C-bus: Rara, Laura, Shef, and Mike ~~the N00b~~. Much love. <3

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