Never make strange noises unless you’re sure that no one near you is on a phone

Lock your door when you want to dance around your room in your underwear

Its okay to drink the milk right out of the jug, as long as you’re sure that no one else sees you

You can eat a potato chip that falls on your lap, but NOT one that falls on the couch or floor

Only make faces in the mirror when the door is shut

Masking tape will always work better than those so-called, “lint rollers”

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