Questions:
Why did you make your site Slagar-themed?
What's with all of your aliases? Can't you just pick one and go with it?!
Boy, your art is terrible! Why do you still draw?
Can you explain to me the function of the Books section?
Can I link to your site?
Will you link to my site?
I can't install Vermin Invaders! Can you help me?
What's the deal with "Ask Slagar"? Are there any questions I shouldn't send in?
Why did you make a whole section for "Other"?
RWTV sucks.
Who are you? Where do you live? How old are you?
Can you help me with something?
Vermin Invaders is too easy. Why?
You say you're going to create another Vermin Invaders game. Does this mean that you're going to create a HUGE FLEET of MINDLESS REDWALL-THEMED GAMES, bent on TAKING OVER THE ROC and DESTROYING ALL WE HAVE CREATED?!?!
I hate sites with music! Why don't you get rid of your music?!
Q: Why did you make your site Slagar-themed?
A: He's my favorite character throughout the entire Redwall series, and I just like the idea of the combination of a normal content-based site and a "character shrine". The merging of these two ideas spawns something... interesting, to say the least, and I think it turned out really well. Plus, the alias most people use to name me is Slagar the Cruel (or Slags for short ^O_-^), so a Slagar related site seemed natural to me.
Q: What's with all of your aliases? Can't you just pick one and go with it?!
A: It's more complex then that. See, one group of people knows me as Slagar. Another group knows me as Alapalo, because that's the character I mainly RPed as. And I went by the name of Vinklinar for a while, too, because that was the name of the character I RPed as in ROC: Survivor, and people more easily recognize me as the contestant from Round One when I'm using the name. To choose one alias would almost be like playing favorites! : P STC doesn't really count as an alias, BTW - it's just an abbreviated version of "Slagar the Cruel" used to avoid confusion between me and the real guy throughout my site. Oh, yeah, then there's Badgertooth. That's my alias on Fanfiction.net, and it wasn't even supposed to be used as an ROC alias.
Q: Boy, your art is terrible! Why do you still draw?
A: It's good practice! My art will always be this terrible if I never make an effort to get better. Maybe someday, when I acquire skill, I'll be looking back at my old drawings and laughing... (like everyone else is now! ^O_-^) I notice in some art archives, at the beginning the artist isn't that great, but as time rolls on he/she develops his/her skill and becomes extraordinary. While I doubt that I'll ever become "extraordinary", maybe someday I'll reach that landmark of "so-so". =)
Q: Can you explain to me the function of the Books section?
A: It's just a place for me to voice my opinions on the Redwall series. Maybe later, I'll put some things like predictions about future books there as well.
Q: Can I link to your site?
A: You're more than welcome to! I'll take whatever publicity I can get! ^O_-^ Seriously though, feel free to link to my site.
Q: Will you link to my site?
A: Sure - if you meet a few requirements. Your site must be Redwall related. It must be "up" - sorry, but I don't plan on linking to blank pages that say "COMING SOON!" (Now, PARTS of the site can be "Coming Soon" - heck, most of the site can be "down" - just so long as enough of it is operating so that it could be called a website.) It must be "decent" - that is, I don't want to link to a site with illegal/highly inappropriate content. Besides that, I'll generally link to any site you ask me to link to.
Q: I can't install Vermin Invaders! Can you help me?
A: First of all: can you unzip "Vermin.zip"? If you can't, make sure you have Winzip. After that, open "Setup.exe". Setup.exe will install Vermin Invaders on your computer, and if it doesn't, contact me with the specific problem.
Q: What's the deal with "Ask Slagar"? Are there any questions I shouldn't send in?
A: It's a farce of an advice collumn. People send in e-mails, and I answer them as the real Slagar, with soothing advice such as "prepare to die". Er... well, you get the picture. Don't send in questions that deal with the site, questions that basically have been done before, or questions that are just plain STUPID. ("can i call u chikenhound.") Please try to stick with the idea that this is an advice collumn.
Q: Why did you make a whole section for "Other"?
A: So that I wouldn't have to update the "Links" thingy on every single page every time that I put up something new like awards, or music, or whatever else I'll add in the future. I put the forum there, too, because I'm hoping to get a different one some day, and once again, I don't want to go around updating every single page. Plus, it's a good place to stick things that aren't quite monumental enough to warrant their own site branch but don't fit anywhere else.
A: RWTV sucks.
Q: What is... one person's opinion on something that a lot of people like and introduces a ton of people to the Redwall series?
Q: Who are you? Where do you live? How old are you?
A: I've been asked this a number of times. And you know what? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! Bwahaha! I'll carry my secrets to the grave! Ask and ask as much as you want! YOU'LL NEVER GET ANYTHING OUT OF ME! BWAHAHAHAHA... er... I don't disclose personal information.
Q: Can you help me with something?
A: Possibly... but it depends. Don't ask me to, say, jump on board of the staff of your new E-zine. I don't have time for that sort of thing right now, and in most cases the idea of working on any E-zine is not all too appealing to me. As long as you don't ask me to join your staff or something, I'll help you to the best of my ability.
Q: "Vermin Invaders" is too easy. Why?
A: Hey, just because YOU have 1337 skillz0r doesn't mean everyone does! There are, believe it or not, people who have trouble with parts of it. I assure you, my NEXT Vermin Invaders project will be much harder. (And if you're up for a REAL challenge, try the original Javascript Vermin Invaders game. Bwahaha!)
Q: You say you're going to create another Vermin Invaders game. Does this mean that you're going to create a HUGE FLEET of MINDLESS REDWALL-THEMED GAMES, bent on TAKING OVER THE ROC and DESTROYING ALL WE HAVE CREATED?!?!
A: ...no. I'm only going to create ONE more Vermin Invaders game. Just ONE. And I'm not trying to turn the ROC into some kind of wargame battlefield. I'm just trying to share some amusement with fellow Redwall fans who visit my site. Yes, there is a difference.
Q: I hate sites with music! Why don't you get rid of your music?!
A: Some people like sites with music. I like sites with music. But I still understand what you mean. Music can be irritating, especially if you're listening to music already. ACK! ^>_<^ My suggestion to site-music-haters: turn off the music as soon as the page loads.
