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Spotted Cow Federation

Before entering this site, please make sure you read the Code Of Ethics.

Code Of Ethics

1. No cow tipping, virtually or otherwise. Try cat or rodant tipping, and various insects instead.

2. No derogatory cow terms, this includes calling a fat person a cow, and the term "Holy Cow"

3. You may eat red meat, but must feel sorry for it.

4. No running over cows.

5. No throwing things at cows

6. No making fun of cows

7. We agree with our teachings.

8. No plotting with the enemies on spotted cow matters.

9. We must worship the spotted cow.

10. We agree to speak for the spotted cow, discover the truth, and fight for their rights, and defend their name!


If you have read all of the above, and agree to follow our Code Of Ethics, click the I agree.

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