-"If I'd known life was going to take so long, i'd've brought a book."

-Thank you to the Walter Wenches who I love, even though my heart belongs to the tall, dark and moody smart aleck.

-All I said was I am man, hear me stutter, and look where it got me.

-"God bless America. Now get your asses out of here!"- Nazi Skinner- Triangle (I fell right then and there!)

-"It's not good or bad, it just is."- Rob Jackson, CW Prof

-"The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign the conspiracy is 
working."-unknown

-"The truth IS out there. It's just a pity that I'm in here."

-i'll give you a cd  if you guess my sex. i'll give you three guesses.- alan kable 96.5

-"You've got to dance like nobody's watching and love like it's never going to 
hurt."

-"The human heart has hidden treasures. In secret kept,
in silence sealed; the thoughts, the hopes, the dreams, the
pleasures, whose charms were broken if revealed." --Charlotte Bronte

-"For fools rush in where angels fear to tread." Alexander Pope.

-"No evil dooms us hopelessly except the evil we love, and desire to
continue in, and make no effort to escape from." George Eliot (1819-1890)

-"Cowards die many times before their deaths -- the valiant never taste of
death but once." ~Shakespeare

-"I don't think it's insane that a man might want a date with you."
 Mulder teased. "Brave maybe, the way you wave that gun around." 

-"Never believe anything until it's been officially denied." -Claud Cockburn(1904-1981)

-"Come, blessed peace, we once again implore,
And let our pains be less, or power more."
(Alexander Brome, _Songs and other Poems_) 

-"O who can be Both moth and flame? The weak moth blundering by. Whom 
do we love? I thought I knew the truth; Of grief I died, but no one 
knew my death." (Theodore Roethke, "The Sequel") 

-Life is what happens to you while you're 
 busy making other plans  -  John Lennon.

-"To believe in one's dreams is to spend all of one's life asleep." --Chinese proverb.

-some people w/o brains do a lot of talking, don't they?-scarecrow

-'Where's your sense of adventure?' 'At home in bed where every good sense of adventure should be at 7:30 AM' -overheard in calculus class

-Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. - Mark Twain

-"Paper is more patient than people." - Anne Frank

-'I have spread my dreams under your feet,
 tread softly for you tread on my dreams.'

- **She who is two leaves short of a full salad** - Gem

-"Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the 
restraints."--Anonymous

-"(insert student's name) chewing gum and a cow chewing cud, the only difference is the intelligent expression on the cow's face." - Mrs. Reed, high school English teacher

-"If there is a nonessential phrase, you stick it in commas. Commas are the garbage bags of grammar." - My high school English teacher

-It has been said that the primary function of schools is to impart enough facts to make children stop asking questions. Some, with whom the schools do not succeed, become scientists. - Knut Schmidt-Nielson

-"I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep." - Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater

-Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet. - Frank Zappa

-Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. - George Bernard Shaw

-America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

-I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. - Rebecca West, 1913

-There are two kinds of people: those who say to God: Thy will be done, and those to whom God says: All right, then, have it your way. - C.S. Lewis

-Confession without repentance is just bragging. - Rev. Eugene Bolton

-When you speak of heaven, let your face light up; let it be irradiated by a heavenly gleam; let your eyes shine with reflected glory. But when you speak of hell, your ordinary expression will do. - Charles Spurgeon

-And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords - Alan Wilson Watts

-"Preach the Gospel at all times. If necessary, use words." - St. Francis of Assisi

-The difference between women and men is that women love their children. They know everything about them, including birthdays, allergies, likes and dislikes. Men are vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. - Dave Barr

-"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." -- Conan O'Brien

-After a few weeks of Adam being by himself in the Garden of Eden, he got lonely. So he went to God and asked for a companion. God said he would look into it and get back to him the next day. So the next day God went to Adam and said 'Here Adam, I can make a beautiful woman that cooks, irons, cleans, never complains and is pretty much just what you want, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg, what do you think' Adam thought for a few seconds and then asked 'what can I get for a rib?'...... 'David Moir' 

-If you take a dog in and feed it, it will remain loyal to you and never turn on you. this is the principle difference between a man and a dog. - Mark Twain

-Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

-A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

-By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man. - Socrates

-Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger

-Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. - Katharine Hepburn