Sam:"No. No more chicka chicka!"
Dean(referring to Lauras wallet chain):"Did you beat up a bike and take it's chain?"
Laura(while holding a cookie):"A cookie isn't a cookie without the cookie."+Keith(while holding a Little Debbie Christmas tree):"A Christmas tree isn't a Christmas tree without the frosting."
Tony:"Eeep!"
Mrs. Swanson:"What does the triangle spell?"+Sam:"Diem!"+The rest of the class:"Dime."
Laura:"There's like, a blueprint, on like, the floor, in like, the basement.
Laura:"That was both loud, rude, and obnoxious."
Sam:"Woot!"
Curtis:"Can I poke at it?"
Laura:"Who's Curtis?"
Sam:"We need to have a Faygo shower!"
Mr. Kehoe:"You're gonna be singing with my knucles in your mouth!"
Sam: I wanna be Keith's fudge dealer!"
Laura:"Smells like candles in here. Like someone had a candle barbeque.+Michelle:"Yeah, you!!"
Sam(referring to Dan's vacated piece of cake): "It's a poke cake. So poke a whole in it."
Laura:"Spiderman and Candleman karate chopped my pencils!" *sniff
Dan W:"There's splooge in my applesauce!"
Laura:"It's in my ear!!!"