You really are a gullible moron, aren't you?
I mean, really really gullible. You've seen how crappy my page is, as if I can afford to give prizes to the likes of you simply because you possess the motor skills to move the mouse across the screen and click on a link. You're probably the kind of person who spends hundreds of dollars on kitchen gadgets advertised on morning television, and THEN you probably ring within the next ten minutes to get the free* set of steak knives and THEN you probably pay by credit card to get the free Jesus video so you know who to ask for help after a hideous accident involving forgetting to burp your tupperware and a steak knife flying across the kitchen and embedding itself in the forehead of your spouse.
So let those dodgy Bible salesmen into you house! Leave them unattended in the formal lounge while you make them a 'nice cup of tea' and just try not to look too concerned when you come back into the room to find them gone the DVD player missing and the window wide open.
Remember! the world needs gullible people like you!
Number of gullible morons who have come before you:
Back you go!
