Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to be in an elevator when the cable snaps?
Which part specifically:
(a) Freefalling hundreds of metres down an elevator shaft stuck in a confined space with several hysterical screaming people, OR
(b)The sudden stop at the end and the equally sudden silence as the people around you abruptly and permanently stop screaming
If you could choose any three screaming people to share an elevator hurtling towards the ground at 9.8ms-2, who would they be?
If someone were to make a movie of this event, who would you choose to play you:
(a) Michael Jackson
(b) Janet Jackson's breast
(c) Bubbles the chimpanzee
(d) Darth Vader
Question From a Substandard Cover by a Semi-talented Musician who Somehow got Elected 'Second Most Talented Person in Australia'
When you hear Shannon Noll sing 'What About Me?' who do you feel the most sorry for:
(a) The little boy waiting at the counter of the corner shop
(b) The pretty girl serving at the counter of the corner shop
(c) Shannon Noll
(d) Moving Pictures, the original artist
Questions from Unrealistic Hypothetical Situations
If Saddam Hussein and Britney Spears were hanging over the edge of a cliff together, who's fingers would you jump on first?
If you had a choice between saving the whales or saving Wales which would you choose?
If you had a choice between answering a hypothetical question with no relevance to the real world or answering questions relevant to finding the answers of Life, The Universe and Everything would you sharpen your pencil at one end or both?
Questions from a Religious Education Exam Designed to Occupy Students for Two Hours and thus Avoid the Possibility of them Gaining Precious Study Time to Study for Subjects of a Worthwhile Nature
NAME:______________________
What is you oppinion on this? Remember, your oppinion has every chance of being wrong.
Is God an impotent masochist?
Ok, we admit that God doesn't really seem to care and may possibly not exist but are unable to think of a sufficient excuse as to why this should be so. Write a 600 word essay on this and if it turns out to be any good we'll send it to the Pope to be included in the next edition of the Catechism.
In the following space, draw a picture of what you think God might look like. Use colour for extra marks.
The test is ended, now GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!
Questions from a Galaxy of an Unspecified Remote Nature
Who is the worst actor in the entire Star Wars saga?:
(a) Hayden Christensen
(b) Hayden Christensen
(c) Hayden Christensen
(d) Hayden Christensen
Chewbacca: Shaggable or just Shaggy?
Supposing your space ship could travel the speed of light, and your lasers could fire at almost the speed of light...
Questions from an Ammature Site Builder in Shock over the Fact that Someone Else has Actually Seen This Site
Who the hell are the four people who have visited my site in the last week and what the hell were they thinking?
More importantly, do you think they'll come back?
