This is the place to come if you may have missed any of fabio's killer tips. So never fear if you missed any of the tips they are all here:
These lines are face slappers meaning they are pretty dirty and if you use them you will probably get slapped in the face. So use them at your own risk.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
Can you suck a golf ball through 50ft. of garden hose?
Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!
My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?
These pearlers comes directly from the Beavis & Butthead collection. They remind me of aidy so i thought why not put em up on the old site for the big fella.
You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
My lips are registered weapons.
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..
If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine...
Uh I'm like a doctor, uh an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened. (hmmmm may also cause slappage to face)
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you." (sure fire way for aidy to get slapped)
Hey, I know you! You were Miss Indy last year, weren't you? (yeah good kids)
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?(Aidy uses this line frequently on d-girl)
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? (When i heard this i just thought about....)
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! (Woah someone went all out on this one)
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.(A personal favourite of mine)
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?(Another goody)
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.(Yeah this one is a bit iffy)
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.(HMmmmmmm Na)
Hi i'm with the Salvation Army and i was wondering if you would like to contribute a gift for of some sort for a homeless child.(If she answers no):Well will you give me a present such as a heady.(hmmm heard that one the other day i wasn't to sure about it)
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.(Hehehehe)
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."(hahaha arrogance)
I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting.. Let's meet sometime...(the jury is still out on that one)
Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do it is usually something eroticaly exotic...want to see?(interesting one)
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's(slap in the face for this one)
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?(oooohh)
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.(hahaha a definite winner)
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? (ooo tough crowd)
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. (pfft crap)
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!(ooo thats better)
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.(whats with the death theme)
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! (straight to the point)
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?(keep this one hush hush)
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.(yeah its ok)
* Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body? (Haven't had a go of this one yet but looks like it has potential)
*Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. (Straight to the point its what i like)
*If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches. (haha this will get action for sure)
*I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down. (Make the Bitch pay ya for wasted time tunin if you dont pick up).
*If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. ( A bit of flattery doesn't to wrong).
*Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. (very ordinary)
*I have only three months to live.....(aaaahhh yes the good old sympathy style)
*Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.(Ultimate crap line)
*Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass. (bahahahaha i stand corrected)
*Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!(Hmmmmmmmm still undecided as im not sure if this is crap or flattery)
Thus concludes the archive section if you aren't overly confident with these killer pick up lines read over them again or until you feel you are confident that you can use them without fucking them up and tarnishing my good name. Fabio
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