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The nWa takes off Saturday July 6th live in nWa's hometown, Nashville Tennessee! This card features 15 big matches! All matches are for the right to crown this federations 2 biggest Championa, Unified World and Womens. Everyone is involved and this tournament will fold down in the upcoming weeks! But tonight we will see what prevails! There is no Main Event, The Main Event will be determined by YOU! So if you wanna make a mark, do so NOW! This event will set the tone for the nWa and it's launch. 3 Roleplay limit for everyone!

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Nashville TN
Triple H
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(-The cameras begin to roll outside the Gaylord Entertainment Center in Nashville Tennessee! The setting is the parking lot where we see The Coach and The Fink outside trying to rush in as they know its time-)

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Hurry up Fink! The show is about to begin! MOVE YOUR ASS!

(-Howard Finkel-) I'm coming I'm coming!

(-The guys run up to the door but security stop them-)

(-Secuirty Guard-) I need to see your ID's please.

(-Jonathan Coachman-) We dont have any...

(-Secuirty Guard-) Then you cant get in. Now please step away!

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Wait we are from the WWE we wanted to watch the nWa!

(-Secuirty Guard-) Go to hell losers!

(-The big guard then laughs at then as the camera comes inside the ring-)

(-Jerry Lawler-) Thats right! Its time for the NWA!! We are back! No more of the WWE for all of you fans tuning in live on national broadcasted stations all over the United States! The 4th of July has just passed but we saved some fireworks for tonight folks and you will get to see them all right along with us! I'm Jerry The King Lawler and this week I am joined by Saturn...

(-Perry Saturn-) Elvis Presley was a King!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Wow thanks for the comment!

(-Perry Saturn-) I got someone to see you King!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Who!? Do they have PUPPIES?!

(-Perry Saturn-) Big puppies!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Where is she?!

(-Saturn then pulls something out from under the table-)

(-Perry Saturn-) ITS MOPPY!

(-Jerry Lawler-) GOD NO!

(-Perry Saturn-) Say hello to Moppy! HI MOPPY!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Why are you here with a mop?

(-Perry Saturn-) She is a girl not a mop!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Shes made of wood!

(-Perry Saturn-) Wood comes from tree's!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Well later tonight when we see these Divas wrestle I'll have a tree!!

(-Perry Saturn-) Tree's are big and strong!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Oh so am I! But you know people it's time to get the nWa going! The first match has been announced it will be Sable taking on Tori in round 1 for the tournament to name a Womens Champion!

(-Perry Saturn-) Women are girls but bigger!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Wow thanks Perry why dont you just play with your stick while I call the show, lets go!

(-Perry Saturn-) SHES A GIRL!

  

  

  

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Sable VS Tori
First Round Of Womens Title Tournament
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The scene opens up with the sound of "Black Cats" as one of the fan favorites in this divas title tourney Sable steps out from behind the stage curtains in her wrestling tights and a Sable Bomb T-shirt. She slowly makes her way down the ramp and t the ring. She ducks under the 2nd rope to enter the ring and awaits her opponents Tori. Tori’s old WWE theme plays as she wlaks out from behind the stage curtains with a serious look on her face. She heads down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope. She gets into the face of Sable. Sable spits in her face and Tori’s natural reaction is to punch Sable in the jaw. Sable stumbles back a bit but comes back with fury charging at Tori with a tackle. Sable follows up with a series of head shots to Tori! Sable gets off of Tori and gives her one last kick to the gut. Tori slowly gets to her feet holding her ribs as Sable tries to attack her with a clothesline. Tori ducks it and as Sable turns around she nails her with a DDT! Tori pins Sable 1…NO Sable is still much to strong. Sable gets to her feet and Tori chops her across the chest. Sable is whipped into the corner and hit with a running clothesline thanks to Tori. Sable comes falling out the corner. Tori heads to the top rope. Sable is slowly getting to her feet and Tori jumps off with a drop kick but Sable is quick to move to the side allowing Tori to hit nothing but thin air. Sable brushes her hair form her face as Tori yells in pain holding her chest. Sable makes her way towards Tori and lifts her up to her feet by the hair. Sable is quick to slam her right back down with a snap suplex! Tori quicly is back up and runs at Sable but she’s caught with a back body drop! Sable has all the momentum on her side. She runs to the fallen Tori and does a standing side body splash! The fans love it! Sable lifts Tori to her feet and sticks her head in-between her legs. Sable lifts her high up in the air and drops her with the SABLE BOMB! The fans cheer as Sbale begins to grind and shake her little hips before pinning Tori down to the mat 1…2…3! "Black cats" plays over the PA system and Sable grinds a bit in the center if the ring advancing in the title tournament

  

  

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Winner Is Sable
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(-The camera returns backstage where see see Jeff Hardy sitting up on a crate playing his guitar to a song he is singing while Matt follows with a nice beat-)

(-Jeff Hardy-) As I sit here, drinkin on my beer my life passes before my eyes and I see your pretty hair pass me by, I cant help but wish we were together for one more minute and thats no lie, if I cant have you I may cry!

(-Matt Hardy-) I watched you walk right by me, without even noticing me, without even speakin to me now I cant help but wish we were together!! FOR EEVVVERRR!!

(-They stop as they see Maven and Kenny standing watching them. Maven begins to clap-)

(-Maven-) That was great guys!

(-Matt Hardy-) Thanks Maven what up?

(-Maven-) Well I came over to let you kno me and Kenny just signed deals! You guys kno Kenny right? Hes from Tough Enough 2.

(-Jeff Hardy-) Yeah whasuspp Kenny?

(-Kenny-) Whasup J?

(-Maven-) But we came by t osee if you guys would let us wrestle you! Nexk week on Shockwave. Because we need a match you know to get us started here!

(-Jeff Hardy-) We'll We're not booked so it's a deal!

(-Maven-) Thanks guys we appreciate it and hey keep the music going!

(-The 4 men then begin to play their own music as the camera fades-)

  

COMMERCIAL BREAK

  

  

  

  

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Lita VS Lana Star
First Round Of Womens Title Tournament
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It Just feels Right" the remix hits over the PA system and the fans jump to their feet. The Extreme Queen Lita comes out from behind the stage curtains to a roaring crowd response and begins to taunt the fans with the Hardy Boyz "Gunn" taunt Lita begins to jog her way down the ramp towards the ring. Once se reaches the ring she slide sin under the bottom rope and runs to the nearest turnbuckle hoping on it to taunt with the Hardyz Sign! The cameras now cut back to the entry ramp as "Name in Lights" plays over the PA system. The fans go wild with a mixed response not nearly as great as Litas but it’s decent. Lana Star steps out wearing her pink leather wrestling out fit. She walks down the ramp nice and slow in a very cocky fashion! Once she finally reaches the ring she walks up the steel ring steps and ducks under the 2nd rope to enter the ring. She begins to talk trash in Lita’s face. Lita gives a faint smirk and then comes out of nowhere with a elbow smash to the face of Lana! Lana stumbles back and then falls to her ass. Lita begins to hammer away with punches on the fallen Lana Star sending the crowd into a frenzyLana screams helplessly in pain as Lita does what she does best. Lita lifts Lana up by the hair and Irish whips her into the ropes catching her with a back flip into pancake maneuver! Lita bounces off the ropes and lands on Lana with a leg drop. She pins 1…2…NO Lana Just gets the shoulder up! Lana and Lita get to their feet but this time Lana cheap shots Lita with a kick to the ribs and slap to the face. Lana charges Lita with a clothesline. Lita falls t the mat holding her neck gasping for air as the prissy Lana Star taunts the fans on her major block buster achievement! Lana now heads back to work on Lita with some stumps to the back of Lita. She is loving dishing out all this pain on Lita. Lana lifts Lita cockily by the head and then CHOPS Lita across the chest. The crowd echo the chops with "Woo". Lana backs Lita up into the corner and follows up with yet another chop! She backs away from Lita and charges with a clothesline but Lita moves from the corner allowing Lanas rather large chest to meet the turnbuckle. Lana bounces back out of the corner and is caught with a swinging neck breaker by Lita. Lana is quick to get back to her feet. Lita Irish whips her into the ropes and on Lana’s way back Lita runs at her with a swing head scissors slam. She yells for Lana to get up and just as Lana does that Lita kicks her in the guts and sticks her head under her arms for the Matt Hardy Twist of Fate! The fans go wild with cheers but just as Lita goes for the twist of fate Lana lifts her up with a northern-lights suplex pin! 1…2…NO! Lita gets the shoulder up. Lana begins to argue with the referee because o his slow count. Lita makes her way back to her feet without Lana noticing. Lita heads to the top rope and once Lana is finally done running her mouth off to the referee she is caught with a diving Lita-Carana! The fans love Lita! She gives the guns taunt and heads up the ropes once again. She jumps off nailing a perfect Lita-Sault on Lana followed by the pin for the win once again! 1…2…3!! Lita wins it and will also advance in the nWa Women’s title tournament

  

  

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Winner Is Lita
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(-The scene opens in the nWa Owner's locker room! Jerry is sitting on the coach watching whats going on when into the room runs The Coach-)

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Jerry! I need to speak with you!

(-Jerry Jarrett-) Ok about what?

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Ok I came earlier but they wouldnt let me in and I quit WWE and want a job here! Can I be your backstage interviewer? I can do it great! I'll interview anyone tonight! ANYONE! And if I do great I can get the job?

(-Jerry Jarrett-) Well Ok then I'll give you a shot!

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Ok who do I interview?!

(-Jerry Jarrett-) STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

(-Jonathan Coachman-) WHAT?

(-Jerry Jarrett-) Now please go I'm busy Jonathan and good luck!

(-The Coach heads off as the camera fades-)

  

  

  

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Justin Credible VS X-Pac
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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Suddenly, XXPPACCCC! Is heard, DX style music begins to play as the fans rise and cheer somewhat as out comes XPAC! Xpac then walks down the aisle twirling some nunchucks. He gets onto the apron and then into the ring. He goes over and climbs a turnbuckle to the middle rope and then he sticks out his tongue and taunts the fans as they cheer. He jumps down and begins to twirl the 'chucks while his music ends and he waits

(-Jerry Lawler-) This guy is 1 of the vet's here and he isnt even 30 yet!

(-Perry Saturn-) Vet's help animals! Right Moppy?

(-Moppy-) ...

(-Jerry Lawler-) Well you need something like a vet Perry!

(-Perry Saturn-) Thank you!

Xpac waits as suddenly SNAP YOUR FINGERS SNAP YOUR NECK is heard! The fans rise and boo as out comes THE HARDCORE ICON JUSTIN CREDIBLE!

(-Jerry Lawler-) This guy is a killer! Seriously!

(-Perry Saturn-) Jason was a killer!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Inside the ring, here in the nWa if he can do anything like what he was in ECW this guy will DOMINATE!

Justin Credible then walks out onto the stage. He is holding a singapore cane pole! He raises it up into the air and the fans boo. He then focuses on Xpac in the ring. He heads slowly down the aisle. He twirls the cane pole in his grasp. He rolls into the ring, he goes over and climbs a rope and then he raises the cane pole into the air. He gets down and watches Xpac. Credible tosses the pole onto the outside as the match begins! Xpac circles Credible, they lock up, Xpac grabs Credible in a sidehead lock, Credible shoves Xpac to the ropes, Xpac comes back and Credible nails him with a flying clothsline that sends Xpac down onto the mat! Xpac rolls over and to his feet, Credible then runs and nails him with another hellacious clothsline that causes Xpac to do a 180 flip and crash onto the mat with a thud! Credible pulls up Xpac, he whips him into the ropes, Xpac comes back as Justin ducks for a back body drop but Xpac kicks him in the head! Credible stands up and then Xpac runs and delivers a clothsline of his own to Credible knocking him down onto the mat! Credible rolls over and Xpac runs and begins to stomp the hell outta JC! Xpac pulls up Credible, he nails him with a chop right to the chest, Credible staggers back into the corner, Xpac then kicks him in the side, then in the other side, and then Xpac jumps up and nails Credible with a spinning roundhouse kick right to the head and it sends Credible over the top rope! Credible crashs onto the floor!

(-Jerry Lawler-) What a kick by Xpac! Credible is down now!

Xpac comes over to go outside and get Credible, he grabs the top rope and then he flips over it onto the outisde and nails Credible with a cannon ball flip! Credible falls down hard! Xpac gets up and gets back into the ring. Credible slowly gets up but he grabs his singapore cane pole! He has it as the ref argues with Xpac bout leaving the ring. Xpac goes by the ref as Credible stadns up on the outside, Xpac reaches over the ropes to grab Credible but Justin smacks him on the top of the head with the cane pole! Xpac staggers back and collapses onto the mat!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Justin Credible just used a foreign object!! Thats cheating!

(-Perry Saturn-) Cheating is bad!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Thanks for the news brief!

(-Perry Saturn-) YOUR WELCOME!

Credible jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. The ref begins to look around but cant find anything. Credible pulls up Xpac, he then shoves him back into the corner and then Credible begins to kick him in the stomach! Justin climbs onto the top rope in a sitting position and then Credible flips over Xpac and nails a modified Stone Cold Stunner1 Xpac flips back and crashes into the corner again! The fans cheer at the move! Credible shakes off his fatigued as Xpac has blood coming onto the mat from the cane pole shot! Credible stands over Xpac and taunts the fans! Credible pulls up Xpac, Xpac fires a low blow and it nails Credible! Xpac slowly gets up but has alot of blood on his forehead and it gets in his eyes! Credible then grabs him and Xpac kicks him with a roundhouse kick! Credible staggers back a few steps and hits the ropes, he bounces off and comes back, Xpac swings with a clothsline but Credible ducks it and then Credible hammers Xpac with a superkick!! Xpac staggers back and hits the ropes, he bounces off and comes back and Credible grabs him and hooks him and turns him upside down and drops down with the JUST INCREDIBLE finisher! The sitdown tombstone!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Oh my god! It looks like Xpac may have broken his neck! That had to signal the end there!

(-Perry Saturn-) Ouchies! Pain hurts!

Credible then makes the pin on Xpac, 1..........2........3! ITS OVER!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Justin Credible wins the match! When Xpac began to bleed Perry that was all it would be!

(-Perry Saturn-) Blood is red!

(-Jerry Lawler-) But Justin Credible moves on!

  

  

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Winner Is Justin Credible
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COMMERCIAL BREAK

  

(-The scene returns backstage. We see Brock Lesnar beginning his warmup for his big match tonight against Chris Benoit. The fans boo and somewhat cheer as they see this. They see Paul Heyman come up and immediately begin to boo as Paul talks to Brock and gets him even more psyched up-)

(-Paul Heyman-) The Next Big Thing!! Tonight Brock you step up to bat so to speak and take on a man who isnt that bad of a wrestler, he is Chris Benoit!! He is like a rabid animal! But what he doesnt know is that he is just a puppy compared to you! Your the most vicious, hellacious wrestler to step into that ring....EVER! No one can match your ability! No one can even come close! All anyone else can do is watch as they see you go on a wild rampage thru this nWa roster full of washed up HAS BEENS! Starting at the top with The Rock and going all the way down to that misserable little rookie RANDY ORTON! Rookie of the year to him? Puh-lease! Everyone knows that you are the most dominating thing inside the ring here in the nWa. Goldberg only wishes he could be this damn good! Triple H may claim to be THAT DAMN GOOD but he is speaking of you not himself! Remember that Brock! You are THE NEXT BIG THING! And tonight you can not and WILL NOT lose to Chris Benoit! Step up and show his gap toothed ass what pain is all about! But I hear someone is about to cut a promo! Lets go cause some trouble!!

(-Brock smiles as Paul leads him out into the hallway-)

  

  

  

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Sting VS D-Lo Brown
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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D'Lo Brown's music hit as he steps out from behind the curtain and makes his way down to the ring with that cocky attitude of his. He walks up the steps and into the ring as his music stops and "Seek And Destory" hits which cause the fans to erupt into a frenzy as the man known as Sting makes his way down to the ring. He walks up onto the steps, and starts to step through the ropes when D'Lo comes charging with a knee sending Sting to the outside! D'Lo then jumps outside and pulls Sting up to his feet, hitting several loud knife edged chops! D'Lo with a body slam on Sting before throwing him back inside. D'Lo rolls in and sends Sting into the ropes clotheslining him down to the mat! D'Lo taunts Sting which doesn't sit well with the crowd. He pulls Sting up by the hair and looks to be going for a piledriver but Sting, grabs D'Lo's legs and knocks him down sling shotting him head first into the turnbuckle. D'Lo falls flat on his face as Sting gets to his feet brings D'Lo to his feet hitting a suplex! Sting then sends D'Lo into the turnbuckle hard and then begins stomping him down in the corner as the fans are getting behind Sting! Sting climbs up the turnbuckle and starts throwing right hand after right as the crowd counts them to nine before D'Lo hooks Sting and comes from the corner with a powerbomb! Both men are down as D'Lo slowly makes a cover attempt!....1..................2...............KICKOUT BY STING!! D'Lo then nails a leg drop, going for another cover......1.................2.............ANOTHER KICKOUT BY STING!!! D'Lo pulls Sting up, backing him into the corner, and then starts hitting ramming his shoulder into his midsection, D' Lo with a right hands then before taunting the crowd!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) "Look at D' Lo! Haha...he looks great! I don't think Sting was ever expecting something like this from him!"

(-Perry Saturn-) "What Moppy? You think D'Lo sucks?! That's not very nice, he may be bald, but what do you expect when elephants where grass skirts?!"

(-Moppy-) "......................."

(-Perry Saturn-) "Yes they do where grass skirts!"

(-Moppy-) "....................."

(-Jerry Lawler-) Hey D'Lo if you can hear me, would you mind coming down here and smacking these two idiots around?!"

Back in the ring Sting catches D'Lo off guard with a knee to his midsection, then follows that up with an atomic drop, before clotheslining D'Lo over the top rope! Sting does his "WOOOOOOO" which the fans pop loudly for. Sting sits on the ropes, for D'Lo to come in, D'Lo goes around however and rolls in. He and Sting lock up only for Sting to toss him down to the mat. They lock up again with the same result! Hip toss by Sting! Dropkick from The Stinger!! D'Lo rolls out of the ring and is holding his head, he's heading up the rampway! D'Lo is walking out of his own match!! Sting doesn't stand for that as he chases after D'Lo and clothesline's him from behind! Sting then sends D'Lo into the ring barracade and slaps him across the chest several times, chanting out into the crowd as the cheer loudly! Sting backs off a little and runs towards D'Lo looking for a Stinger Splash but D'Lo ducks and sends Sting into the crowd with a back body drop!! D'Lo hops over the barrade and he and Sting battle it out in the crowd, D'Lo dominating until Sting throws D'Lo back over onto the rampway. Sting then flies off the barracade with a clothesline and he takes, D'Lo back down to the ring, throwing him to the inside, following him!

(-Moppy-) "....................."

(-Perry Saturn-) "You don't say Moppy? Sting does look pretty good in his Halloween costume!"

(-Jerry Lawler-) "You don't look so good yourself Saturn! You look like you were beat in the face with an ugly stick!"

(-Perry Saturn-) "Your Welcome!"

(-Jerry Lawler-) "Haha...anyways great match back and forth here, Sting has a bit of the edge right now, but who knows what could happen. Anybody has a shot to become the World Champion and both Sting and D'Lo Brown are giving it their all in this first round match up!"

D'Lo is back up into the corner pleading with Sting as he is being stalked down. Sting shows off his muscles to the crowd's pleasing as D'Lo looks for some sort of prayer. As Sting gets closer to him D'Lo grabs him by the tights sending him face first into the turnbuckle! D'Lo looking for a quick roll up......1..............2..........KICKOUT!!!! D' Lo slams his hand off that mat furious as he signals for his leg drop but Sting moves! D'Lo holds his leg as Sting gets to his feet and works on the leg of D'Lo. He kicks it a few times and then applies The Scorpion Death Lock in the center of the ring!! D'Lo screams in pain!! He is trying desperately to reach for that ropes, but they just seem so far away!! D'Lo keeps fighting and somehow he manages to get to the ropes as Sting breaks the hold! Sting with a back breaker to D'Lo and a quick cover.......1............2..............SHOULDER UP by D'Lo! Sting sends D'Lo into the ropes and applies a sleeper, Sting is wearing him down! Sting sends D'Lo into the corner and comes flying in hitting the STINGER SPLASH!!! He whips D'Lo into the opposing turnbuckle and goes for another Stinger Splash but gets got and D'Lo connects with the Lo Down!!.........1..............2..................KICKOUT!!! D'Lo goes up top and flies off with the Sky High..........1..............2.................3!!!!!!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) "D' Lo does it, he moves onto the next round!!"

  

  

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Winner Is D-Lo Brown
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(-The scene opens up backstage where we see Trish Stratus warming up for her match. She begins to stretch and get ready when up from behind comes LITA!! The fans cheer as Lita taps Trish and Trish turns around and they get face to face-)

(-Trish Stratus-) Well if it isn't Lita!

(-Lita-) Hey Trish Stratus! I just wanted to wish you luck if it happens that we meet next week here on Shockwave.

(-Trish Stratus-) Well Lita thats very nice of you I mean you would lose and then you wouldnt be able to becoem Champ and that would hurt ratings some huh?

(-Lita-) Well first off honey I wouldnt lose!

(-Trish Stratus-) Well I'm sorry sweetie but ya would! I alays give 100% STRATUSFACTION! And me whoopin your ass would be easy!

(-Lita-) Well we will just have to see about that Miss Trish but rest assured I'm not some little bitch like these others here! I am EXTRME!

(-Trish Stratus-) You being Xtreme doesnt mean nothing Lita!

(-Lita-) Xtreme isnt a mood Trish ITS A LIFESTYLE!

(-Lita and Trish stare at each other as the camera fades out-)

  

  

  

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Eddie Guerrero VS The Undertaker
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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The fans sit as suddenly LATINO HEAT is heard. They rise to their feet and begin to boo.Eddie then walks out! The booing doubles then. Eddie walks slowly down the aisle looking into the crowd tauning them with hand gesturs.

(-Jerry Lawler-) This guy has some latino heeeeeeeeeeeeat!

(-Perry Saturn-) The sun gives off alot of heeeeat!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Are you retarded or something?

(-Perry Saturn-) YOUR WELCOME!

Eddie gets into the ring and then goes over and climbs a turnbuckle and taunts the fans. He gets down and goes over and gets a mic. The fans boo as he begins to speak

(-Eddie Guerrero-) Hey Essa's here in Memphis!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) This isnt Memphis!

The fans boo as he calls this city another

(-Eddie Guerrero-) Wait thats later but this city sucks ya know?! Tonight I will give all of you ombre's a piece of this LATINOOO HEEEEEEEEEAATTT!

Eddie begins to laugh and throws the mic down and waits.Takers music plays. The fans stand and cheer as we hear the dong play. The arena goes black, the blackness is over everyone!

(-Perry Saturn-) AHHHH! TURN THE LIGHTS ON!!

Perry begins to get scared as Taker appears!! Paul Bearer then leads out Taker! Taker has his long black robe on as Bearer leads him with the URN! The fans cheer as Taker walks like a deadman down the aisle. The lights still basically blackened as a purple spotlight is on the ramp. Taker gets onto the steps slowly. He then stands. He slowly raises his arms and the lights come on! The fans go wild for it!

(-Jerry Lawler-) That sends chills up your spine!

Taker then gets into the ring slowly as the fans cheer. He takes off his robe as Eddie stands back somewhat fearful. The match begins! Taker coems to the middle of the ring. Eddie comes to the middle of the ring and looks around. Then he nails Taker with a hard fist! Taker just stands. The fans cheer. Eddie pulls back and nails Taker as hard as he can. Taker stands and watches. Eddie then nails him again, Taker doiesnt budge! Eddie runs to the ropes and comes back and nails Taker with another fist but Taker just watches! Eddie runs to the ropes and comes back and Taker nails him with a huge boot! DOWN GOES GUERRERO!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Taker just took all Guerrero had and had to stop that little run by Eddie!

Eddie gets up. Taker grabs him by his mullet and whips him into the ropes, Eddie comes back and Taker nails him with another big boot! Eddie staggers back into the corner. Taker comes over. Taker raises the big boot and begins to choke Guerrero!! The ref counts to 5 and then breaks it up. Taker backs off and then looks at the ref and the ref runs. Taker comes back to Guerrero and then Guerrero pokes him in the eye and then drops down and nails him with a low blow! Taker staggers over. Eddie runs and jumps and nails him with a huge dropkick! Taker staggers back, Eddie gets up and nails a standing drop kick that staggers Taker back even more, Eddie then runs and nails Taker with a clothsline and Taker goes over the top rope! Eddie begins to taunt, not watching Taker who landed on his feet! Taker then reaches into the ring and grabs Eddie and pulls him out! Eddie grabs the mat but it does bo good! Taker pulls him outta the ring! Eddie hits the floor hard. Taker pulls him up and then runs and slams him head first into the steel ring pole! Eddie falls down! Taker pulls him up and then runs and slams him into the steel steps! Taker then gets into the ring as the fans cheer. Eddie slowly gets up, Taker runs to the ropes, he boucnes off and comes back and jumps over the top rope and nails Guerrero!!! The fans go crazy and begin a N Dub A chant!

(-Jerry Lawler-) WHAT A MOVE!! The fans love it!

Taker gets up and pulls up Eddie and rolls him into the ring when the ref begins to check Eddie when down the ramp runs CHRIS BENOIT!! Benoit has a chair! He nails Taker from behind with it! Taker leans over! Benoit then smacks him again on the head with it! Bearer runs over to stop it and Benoit nails him with the chair! Taker begins to get up but Benoit grabs the URN! Taker tries to chase after him but it tired after the shots! Benoit backs up the ramp, Taker follows as the ref begins his countout! 1.......2.......3......4.......5...Taker watches Benoit......6....7.......8.......9......10! Taker looks back as the bell sounds and Eddie gets up and the ref raises his hand! Taker heads down the ramp and gets into the ring. Eddie waits as Taker runs and nails him with a clothsline! Down goes Eddie!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Eddie won this by dq! What a cheap win!

Benoit runs down the aisle, he gets into the ring and then he nails Taker in the back of the head with the URN! Taker goes down! Benoit then smacks him with the urn again! Eddie gets up, he pulls up Taker and Benoit grabs him and locks him in THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! The fans boo Benoit now!! Eddie runs and gets onto the top rope and then Eddie jumps off and nails Taker with a FROG SPLASH!! The ref tries to break it but Benoit doesnt let go. Eddie gets the urn and smacks Taker again on the head with it!

(-Jerry Lawler-) These animals have snapped!

Benoit finally breaks the hold! Eddie and Benoit get up holding up the urn as the fans boo them!

(-Jerry Lawler-) THEY HAVE THE URN!! This isnt good!

  

  

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Winner Is Eddie Guerrero
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COMMERCIAL BREAK

  

(-The scene then heads backstage where we see Stacy Keibler talking to Lana Star-)

(-Stacy Keibler-) Wow the nWa! It's back and gosh I am so happy to be here!

(-Lana Starr-) Yeah me too I...

(-Stacy Keibler-) You know Lana, I am the future Womens Champion! The first ever!

(-Lana Starr-) Well I am...

(-Stacy Keibler-) Your not thinking your going to beat me are you dear?! Because trust me, ha you cant!

(-Lana Starr-) Well I CAN!

(-Lana then shoves Stacy and walks away as Stacy is getting angry but then up walks DAWN MARIE! The fans cheer as they see her-)

(-Stacy Keibler-) What do you want?!

(-Dawn Marie-) Well Miss Thang I just wanted to say welcome to the nWa.

(-Stacy Keibler-) Well I dont need your welcomings Dawn as a matter of fact why dont you shew away from me.

(-Dawn Marie-) Why dont you shut your smart ass little mouth before I do it for you!

(-Stacy Keibler-) Oh is that a threat?

(-Dawn Marie-) Yeah it is, BITCH!

(-Stacy Keibler-) No you didnt call me a bitch!

(-Dawn Marie-) Actually I did!

(-Stacy Keibler-) For your information missy I am not a bitch!

(-Dawn Marie-) No I take that back your not..

(-Stacy Keibler-) Well thank you!

(-Dawn Marie-) YOUR THE BITCH!

(-Stacy Keibler-) Go to hell skank!

(-Dawn Marie-) Wh oyou callin skank big bird!?

(-Stacy Keibler-) I'm not a big bird! At least im not a leprachan! And a ugly one at that!

(-Dawn Marie-) Im not a leprachan and I'm damn sure not ugly thats you!

(-Stacy Keibler-) Screw you!

(-Dawn Marie-) Your boyfriend already has!

(-Stacy Keibler-) NO YOU DIDNT TRASH!

(-Stacy then attacks Dawn Marie!! A huge cat fight then begins but officials quickly rush in to break them up. They take Stacy off kicking and screaming while Dawn is held back yelling-)

(-Dawn Marie-) Your little ass is mine big bird!!

  

  

  

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Kane VS Buff Bagwell
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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(The fans are on there seat as "Buff Daddy!" hits! And here comes Buff. All of the fans boo for Buff Bagwell as he makes his way to the ring. Buff then poses...and some fireworks go off. Buff then slides in the ring and does his taunt.)

(-Jerry Lawler-) There is Buff Daddy Bagwell!

(-Perry Saturn-) Doggies and Applesause are the source of the universe

(-Jerry Lawler-) What? Nevermind..um..I am going to make a bold predection here and pick Kane.

(-Perry Saturn-) Moppy says that Buff Bagwell will win.

(All of a sudden "Hell Fire and Brimstone" hits and out comes Kane. He grips his glove as he makes his way to the rign shaking his head. He then enters the ring..he goes to the middle of the ring and is about to do is taunt...but Buff hits him from behind! The bell rings as Buff gets the early advanage. He goes to throw Kane to the ropes but Kane reverses and nails a huge closeline on Buff. Kane then grabs Bagwell's through and picks him up! He wants to end it early..but Buff gives him a few elbows and Kane releases the chockhold. Buff then kicks him in the gut and nails a ddt. Kane goes down and Buff runs to the ropes and nails an elbow drop..he runs again and nails another elbow drop...Buff then taunts to the crowd..but wait! Kane rises up! Buff turns around and cant believe it. Kane then gets up...and grapples Buff...Kane then picks him up and nails a scoop slam! Kane then goes to the top ropes..he waits..Bagwell gets up and turns around and the big red machine flys! Kane makes the cover 1-2-no! Kick Out!)

(-Perry Saturn-) Moppy told Buff to kick out

(-Jerry Lawler-) Well...ok...never the less Buff bagwell kicked out. But what a move by Kane!

(Kane then argues with the ref..being the smart wrestler that he is..Buff runs over to Kane and goes for a school boy pin..1-2-no! Kick out by Kane. Buff then runs to the ropes and slides under Kane! Buff runs and nails a nice Bulldog! Buff then once again poses for the fans.)

(-Jerry Lawler-) Not a Smart move Buff stay on Kane!

(Buff Bagwell should listen to The King..because Kane gets up..Kane goes right behind Buff...Buff is smiling..but bumps into Kane..Buff isnt smiling anymore..Bagwell closes his eyes and turns around..he opens them and Kane throws him to the turnbuckle! But as Buff runs over to the cornor he nails the ref down. The ref stoped Buff from going to the cornor..But Kane closelines Buff Bagwell outside the ring. Kane then goes outside..but as Buff was outside he grabbed a chair! Before he can use it Kane punches him...Buff still has a hold of the chair...Kane then bounces his head off the announce table! Finally Kane throws Buff back in the ring! And Buff still has the chair!)

(-Jerry Lawler-) There is no ref! Buff can use that chair to win!

(Kane then picks up Buff and goes for a powerbomb! But Buff begins to move but Kane slams him down hard!! Buff nails the mat hard! Buff rolls over. Kane begins to wait. Buff gets up slowly, Kane grabs him by the neck and Kane lifts him up and slams him down with a CHOKESLAM!! Kane then makes a pin, 1........2........3!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Well there is your winner Kane...but i dont think Buff will forgot about this night.

(-Perry Saturn-) Moppy wants to give you a kiss King.

(-Jerry Lawler-) Um..no..how bout she just kisses you Perry.

Buff leaves the ring as Kane stands

  

  

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Winner Is Kane
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The camera fades to The Rock with Kevin Kelly

(-Kevin Kelly-) Rock, as Shockwave is coming up with you and Vampiro (-The Rock cuts Kevin Kelly off by putting a hand in his face-) what are your thoughts on...

(-The Rock-) Kevin Kelly, Just as sure as for the very first time The Rock stood in this arena and called you an ugly hermaphrodite is as sure as on Shockwave, The Rock will simply lay the smackdown on Vampiro's ass! Kevin Kelly what do you think of Vampiro?

(-Kevin Kelly-) Well I think...

(-The Rock-) IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK Hermie! Vampiro thinks he impresses The Rock, This little Jabroni walks into The Rocks ring a few days ago running his mouth about how he IS the Macabre Jester, How he will do the final nail in the coffin for The Rock, and How he ABSOLUTELY SUCKS!! Vampiro, You like to walk around with your little freak theme music, you like to your little rock and roll tunes, well The Rock Says This: On Shockwave Jabroni, You face mission impossible because infront of the millions and MILLIONS of The Rocks fans, Your candy ass goes ONE on ONE with The Great One! The fact of the matter is this Vampiro or Vampire, you bring your Macabre Jester Monkey Ass to The Rocks ring and The Rock will Lay The Smackdown on your Roody Poo Candy Ass! Now The Rock caught Vampiro's little promo a couple days ago. Vampiro, You think you impress The Rock because you are the so called Macabre Jester. Vampiro thinks he impresses The Rock with his Rocka nd Rolll Theme music. Vampiro Your a little Macabre Jester, Reaping Wayward Ass b###h, On Shockwave - JUST BRING IT! Bring Your little tatoo friends, bring Joel Gertner, Bring Kevin Kelley, Bring your sick creatures of the night, Bring all your clown friends and The Rock will whip ALLLLL their candy asses. Vampiro, you did something stupid and that is the one thing that you shouldnt have done and that was piss The Rock off and on Shockwave The Rock guaran-damn-tees that you will hit- Rock Bottom!! Vampiro, You and The Rock will go at it like no other on Shockwave, The Rock wants to whip your ass so bad Jabroni, On Shockwave, Your clown faced, llama humping bug eyed b###h ass BELONGS TO THE ROCK!! Now Vmapiro comes out here running his mouth asking The Rock if he smells smell what he is cooking. Smell What Vampiro is cooking? Well lets just say that for arguments sake The Rock smells what you are cooking. The Rock smells it Jabroni and it smells like 100% Grade A, Money Back Guarantee, One big bucket of Wayward Souls Moose Piss. You see Vampiro, You come out here running your mouth about how you are going to beat The Rock. The fact of the matter is this Jabroni, The Rock will whoop each and every ass that stands in his way until The Peoples Champion for the first time becomes nWa Champion. So whether it be Joel Gertner, You Vampiro, Vampiro's momma, Vampiro's daddy, Uncle FREAK with the glass eye or Grandma Greasy Ass but the only thing that matter is that we have one big family re-union, You bring em all and The Rock will Lay The Smackdown On ALLLLL their Candy Asses.And what you fail to realise is this Vampiro. When all the dust has settled, all the smoke has cleared and The Rock is done whipping that candy ass, You Vampiro and The entire Vampiro family will know that The Rock is and will forever be...The Peoples Champion!!

(-Kevin Kelly-) Well Rock, I have another question for you concerning Vampiro. What are...

(-The Rock-) Kevin Kelly, Know Your Role and Shut Your Mouth you ugly hermaphrodite. The Rock has a question for you Kevin Kelly... Do you like Pie?

(-Kevin Kelly-) Sure Rock, I like pie!

(-The Rock-) Well The Rock Says This- Whats your favorite type of pie?

(-Kevin Kelly-) Apple Rock, Apple is my favorite.

(-The Rock-) Apple, Well apples a good one. No, Truthfully The Rock doesnt give two quarts of hippos piss as to what your favorite type of pie is Kevin Kelly so you can just wipe that stupid little grin off your face before The Great One slaps the taste right out of your mouth. There is one man who has caught The Rocks attention. No, The Rock takes that back. There is one ugly, big pile of trailer park trash son of an ass b###h called Vampiro who has caught The Rocks attention. Vampiro let me say this, You have The Rocks attention. You come out here running your mouth about The Rock, You run your mouth about how you are going to beat the Rock on Shockwave but The Rock says this- Why dont you come try and beat The Rock right now? At Shockwave Jabroni, Its gonna be you and The Rock, One on One and The Rock is going to make your monkey ass as The Undertaker would say famous. Thats right Jabroni, The Rock calls the shots and its gonna be The Rock Vs a great big bucket of horse piss in a singles Match. The Rock only has one thing left to say and it is Vampiro..... GET READY! Get ready because clock is ticking and Shockwave is coming up. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK! If ya smell what the Rock is cookin' No no no, this the first event here in the nWa...it goes like this! IF YA SMELLLLLAAWWWW WHAT THE ROCK.......IS COOKIN!

The camera heads back to the ring

  

  

  

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Jamie Noble VS Goldberg
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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The fans are sitting and going wild when all of a sudden Goldberg's theme hits..the fans go nuts as Goldberg makes his way to the ramp..he stops and sparks go up...after about ten seconds they are over and Goldbreg blows smoke out of his nose and does that screaming taunt as he does it fireworks go off in the back the crowd goes nuts as Goldberg slides in the ring waiting for Jaime Noble.

(-Jerry Lawler-) Well Saturn..here we go! Goldberg goes one on one with Jaime Noble..this should be good..what do you think of it.

(-Perry Saturn-) Scobby doo where are youuuuuu

(-Jerry Lawler-) Oh God...I wish someone would hit you with a damn trash can so you can get back to normal..I mean you make me miss Jr...almost.

(All of a sudden Jaime Nobles theme hits..he stops at the ramp and stares at Noble...he looks atlittle afraid..but he shakes it off and slides in the ring and the bell rings!)

(-Jerry Lawler-) HERE WE GO!

(As Jaime slided in the ring Goldberg stomped on him. Goldberg continued to as Noble until the ref pulled him off. Goldberg then tryed to go back to work on Noble but Noble nailed the low blow! The ref didnt see it as Noble goes to work on Goldberg. Noble runs to the ropes and nails a huge closeline..Goldberg goes down..but uses the ropes to get back up..Noble is going to the top rope...he waits and leaps trying to connect with a crosebody..but Goldberg caught him! Jaime cant believe it...Goldberg then lifts him over his head..and nails a Gorillapress slam! He makes the pin 1-2-no! Noble kicks out!)

(-Perry Saturn-) La La La!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Oh Just shut up and let me call the match! What a move by Goldberg!

(Goldberg cant believe it..Goldberg then stomps on Noble...But Goldberg picks up Noble and trys to throw him outside the ring...The ref turns Goldberg around..but wait! Knoble caught the ropes and he isnt outside the ring! He goes ontop of the turnbuckle and nails a dropkick on Goldberg! Goldberg does down and Jaime Noble makes the pin 1-2-no! Kick out!)

(-Jerry Lawler-) Kick out by Goldberg!

(-Perry Saturn-) MOPPY! Moppy says that Goldberg is going to win

(-Jerry Lawler-) Oh god

(Noble cant beleive it..all of a sudden here comes Jaime's girlfriend Nidia..she comes running to the ring...she cheers here man on. Jaime gets up..as does Goldberg..Goldberg goes for a spear...but Noble revereses it into a DDT! Both men are down...Finally Goldberg gets up and runs to the ropes...but Nidia grabs his leg..Goldberg then stares at Nidia and goes outside the ring after here..Nidia runs..but Noble is outside as well...he has a chair! Goldberg runs for her but WACK! Noble nailed Goldberg with the chair! Goldberg goes down! Noble then throws Goldberg in the ring and goes to the top rope...Jaime Noble leaps off and he nails a elbow drop! He makes the pin 1-2-3! It is over! Jaime Noble wins! Nidia then celebrates with Jaime with a kiss.)

(-Jerry Lawler-) Right now I wish I was Jaime Noble

(-Perry Saturn-) I wish i was Spiderman

(-Jerry Lawler-) Oh My God. Well there they go back to the trailorpark.

Noble and Nidia leave

  

  

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Winner Is Jamie Noble
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COMMERCIAL BREAK

  

(-The scene heads backstage where we see Triple H standing with Mark Llyod-)

(-Mark Lloyd-) Triple H first off I would like to welcome you to the National Wrestling Association and to the first ever programming of ShockWave. Tonight you will step in the ring with one of the newest guy's around the business, another third generation superstar, Randy Orton. Many people misjudge the talent that this kid has, but tonight the two of you will fight it out inside the squared circle in the nWa Unified World Championship Tournament, what are your thoughts on this match and you having to face the new guy?.

(-Triple H-) Well Mark, I dont need your damn welcome nor do I want it. I didnt come here tonight to be welcomed by some two bit interview like yourself, just stand there and ask questions, dont say anything else, no comments whatsoever. Randy Orton has a chance to step up to the plate tonight, but I am going to make sure he strikes out and loses his chance to become the nWa Unified World Champion. Orton, tonight you get your shot to play the game, and I can guarantee you that this is one damn game you dont want to play.

(-Mark Lloyd-) Also tonight Triple H, your wife Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley faces Major Gunns in a match that will determine who will advance in the nWa Women's Championship tournament. Do you think Mrs. McMahon-Helmsley has what it takes to beat Major Gunns and advance on in the determine, and down the line does she have what it takes to become the nWa Women's Champion?.

(-Triple H-) You know Mark I always knew you were one dumb mother fucker but I never did realize you would show it. The question you just asked was as dumb as Bill Clinton not inhaling. Your damn right Stephanie is going to kick Major Gunns' slutty ass and she most definitely has what it takes to go to become the nWa Women's Champion, just like I have what it takes to become the nWa Unified World Champion because.....I AM THE GAME!!! AND I AM...THAT...DAMN.....GOOOOOOD!

(-Booker T-) Finally...The Booka Man Is Up In This Mug!! (-The fans cheer for the Booka Man-) Now tonight, I will be taking on two suckas in the nWa Unified World Title Tourny. Those two suckas call themselves Chris Jericho and Kevin Nash. Now first off, Chris Jericho. I saw what you said about me sucka. Now Jericho, I want to know, what the hell does it matter that I'm from Houston, Texas and not Harlem New York?! That don't matter Jericho, what matters is that I'm gonna break my foot off in yo ass tonight on Shockwave! (-The crowd cheers-) Instead of trying to find out where I'm from, yo punk ass needs to be getting ready for our match tonight because you are gonna need all the help you can get! Tonight there is no way in hell you are gonna beat the Booka Man! You say wrestling is a man's game? Well I have to agree with ya, Jericho. It is. This game is not for little boys like you Jericho. You need to go back to Canada and play with yo damn GI Joes cause tonight, you don't belong in the ring with me! I'm the Main Playa of the nWa and tonight, you and Kevin Nash will get played! Jericho, I don't really think wrestling is the job for you, dawg. You got tha long, blonde hair. The tight pants. And the tight muscle shirt. I think you belong as one of those gay ass hair dressers talking because gay suckas like you just don't belong in wrestling! Tonight I will take you out of wrestling for the good of all the fans because I know they don't want to see yo gay ass talking shit all the time! Half the shit you talk you can't even back up, sucka! Tonight when I beat yo ass, I don't want you to sit there in the ring and moan and whine. I don't want yo punk ass to go to Jerry Jarrett and ask for a rematch cause you don't want none of me, playa! After I beat yo ass in the middle of the ring tonight, this is all I want yo punk ass to do. Don't Hate Tha Playa...Hate Tha Game! Now the other sucka I'm gonna beat the hell out of tonight will be Kevin Nash. Now Kevin, me and you go way back. To the time where you and I was both in the WCW. You had your nWo thing going on and many times we have faced each other. And just to remind you, I beat yo punk ass many of those times! But the past is gone and all that matters is tonight, where I get a chance to beat yo ass once again and this time its in the World Title Tourny! What makes you think you can beat the Booka Man, Nash? I'm the 5 Time...5 Time WCW World Champion and the Most Electrifying Man this industry has right now! You are a nobody Nash and you will always be a nobody! You don't scare no one out here with your size and tonight yo ass better reconize cause the Booka Man is the only one that will be walking out of this match as the winner! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT....

(-Suddenly Booker is cut off by the sound of Y2J's music! The video plays and suddenly the lights are completly off! The fans stand and cheer. Jericho then appears standing with his arms out stretched as the lights come back on! Booker cant believe it. Jericho turns around and plants his feet and stares into the ring at Booker. The music stops as he gets his mic-)

(-Chris Jericho-) Brooker T! Would you please SHUT THE HELL UP!

(-Booker T-) My name aint no Brooker sucka! Its Booka!

(-Chris Jericho-) Booka! Like it matters! I am CHRIS JERICHO!! I am LARGER THAN LIFE! And tonight me and you along withthat big dumbass Kevin Nash will wrestle for the right to move on with the chance of being the first ever nWa Unified World Champion!! And no one in that damn locker room deserves to be Champion more than The Allaytola Of Rock N Rolla HIMSELF! I will whoop your ass all over that ring here live on SHOCKWAVE IS JERICHO!!!

(-Booker T-) You wrong der SUCKA! Shockwave aint no damn Jericho SHOCKWAVE IS BOOKA!!

(-Chris Jericho-) This isnt no damn circus show! Its the first ever nWa Show and for that Chris Jericho will whoop your ass! BUCKWHEAT!

(-Booker T-) You didnt say that..TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!

(-Chris Jericho-) I did JUNIOR!

(-Booker T-) Well why don't you take yo backstreet boy lookin ass back to the lockerroom and put on somem o makeup! The Booka Man Will unleash the SPINARONI on your ass and walk out the winner and I am the future nWa Unifed Champ! Now can you dig that? SSUUCCKKKKAAAA!

The camera heads to The Coach and Trish backstage

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Hello ladies and gentlemen, as you can all see I am standing here alongside perhaps on of the fan favorites to win the nWa Women’s Championship…the Canadian Princess Trish Stratus! Trish in just a matter of moments you will meet up with Stacy Keibler to fight in what I think may turn out to be one spectacular contest. Stacy has had some rather displeasing words towards you expressing her true feelings for you…what do you have to say about this?

(-Trish Stratus-) What do I have to say? Jonathan the real question is what don’t I have to say!?! I mean first she goes to her parents house and bad mouths me in front of mommy and daddy trying to make herself look cool, then she talks about MY country Canada and puts every canadian down just because she thinks she’s some American Badass…next she doubts my wrestling abilities this girl is ust hilarious…especially for a girl that I have beaten so many times in the past with the WWE. She claims that those matches were scripted and his is the real deal, well maybe she’s right ut obviously I must have been doing somthing right back there in the WWE for them to choose me to always win over her…and when I slept with Mr. McMahon I didn’t cover it up by pretending to be his personal assistant either! Stacy Keibler needs to learn to just keep her mouth shut because yah she may have the height advantage over me because of thise 41 ½ inc legs but this little 5’4" and 118lbs diva will and can kick ass! I make shake my ass on television but I can also kick it so Stacy all I have to say to you is JUST BRING IT because tonight…just like evry night you step in the ring against from the past and later on in the future…you’re going down!

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Well Trish you and Miss Game Stephanie McMahon~Helmsley have had a few rather harsh words to one another concerning the match that pits your boyfriend ‘The Rookie’ Randy Orton against ‘The Game’ Triple H!

(-Trish Stratus-) Yes Jonathan she’s another woman on my hit list. Stephanie and I still have the old WWE grudge over the most dominate female of the company that she won back in the WWE because she was Daddies Little Girl but now that she’s here in the nWa which is not ran by Vince McMahon might I add…she’ll have to TRY her bes and prove me wrong again because this time like Stacy said it’s not scripted so if she wants to call herself the most dominate female she’ll obviously need to prove that…by beating me the TRUE Most Dominate female of the National Wrestling Alliance! But that won’t be hapening anytime soon because ya see just like my man Randy Orton will defeat her husband Triple H if she and I are ever paired up t square off the same outcome will fall on her little skank ass and that’s no threat…it’s simply a fact! Stephanie McMahon Brains Beauty Bitch!?! Hah in her dreams it should be Stephanie McMahon Helmsley Big Breasted Bitch! That fits her much better don’t ya think Jonathan?

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Well I don’t think I’ll reply to that one Trish heh. Now what about Stacy, I mean she’s really confident that tonight you’ll be the one going down not her!

(-Trish Stratus-) Let Stacy Keibler think what she wants, I guess only you and I know the truth right Coach? The whole world can agree with me when I say that her little Keibler Krush is no match compared to my Stratusfaction…just like Stacy Keibler is no match compared to Trish Stratus! I have defeated her numerous times in the past, I know her wrestling style and ability…she can pull anything out that I wouldn’t expect someone like her to do. She hasn’t masterd anything thus far with the nWa or WWE for that matter except hot to cat-fight and pull out hair. Me on the other hand I went from a great canadian valet to a great canadian wrestler. I’ve been to the top and back…now I’m ready to go back to the top and on my road to success she’s just a opsticle blocking my road so until I remove her I’m pretty much stuck right here where I am…but that all changes tonight after I lay her out 1…2…3 and walk out with MY theme music playing and MY arms raised high in victory!

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Well Trish thank you for your time, we all wish you the best of luck tonight against Stacy Keibler…

(-Trish Stratus-) Luck!?! Haha Jonathan Coachman incase you haven’t been informed yet…luck has nothing to do with me winning tonight…100% STARTUSFACTION!

Trish looks at Coach and smiles and then heads out

  

  

  

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Vampiro VS The Rock
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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The fans sit as suddenly TAKE IT by ICP plays! The fans rise to their feet and begin to boo as the lights go out and a white spotlight hits the ramp as out walks VAMPIRO! Vampiro stands on the ramp and looks around and smirks as he begins to walk down the aisle towards the ring

(-Jerry Lawler-) This is 1 scary guy! He reminds me of a vampire!

(-Perry Saturn-) Vampires suck blood! Right Moppy?

(-Moppy-) ...

(-Jerry Lawler-) Well you 2 suck something but I wont say what on tv!

Vampiro comes down the aisle. he gets into the ring and then he goes over and sits down in a corner and waits as the lights come back on and the music ends

(-Jerry Lawler-) That is 1 weird guy I tell you people that! He's as freaky as they come!

Suddenly, IF YA SMELLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN is heard and then out comes THE ROCK!! The fans errupt in cheers as THE PEOPLES CHAMP comes walking down the aisle! Rock walks fast and focuses on the ring! He gets onto the apron and walks down it and climbs a turnbuckle to the middle rope and watches as Vampiro sits in a corner. Rock gets down and gets into the ring. The crowd still cheering as Rock paces like a caged animal! Vampiro stands up and comes to the middle of the ring and gets in Rocks face! The ref sounds for the bell and the match is on! Vampiro and Rock circle each other and then they lock up, Vampiro nails Rock with a forearm and Rock staggers back, Vampiro runs and grabs Rock and whips him into the ropes, Rock comes back, Vampiro ducks for a back body drop, Rock kicks him in the head, Vampiro stands up and then Rock delivers a hellacious clothsline! Down goes Vampiro! But he rolls over right back to his feet. Rock then runs and nails Vamp with a clothsline that sends him over to the outside! Rock runs and gets outta the ring and grabs Vampiro by the head and bangs it down off the steel steps! Vampiro falls onto the floor and Rock pulls him up, Rock runs and bangs Vampiros head off the steel ring pole! Vampiro falls down onto the floor! Blood begins to trickle down hsi forehead. Rock pulls up Vampiro and rolls him into the ring. Rock follows right behidn him. Rock comes over and begins to stomp on The Macabre Jester! Rock pulls up Vampiro and whips him into the ropes and Vampiro comes back, Rock grabs him and swings around him and locks him in a sleeper hold! Vampiro wrestles his way outta it by swining his body, he breaks the hold, Rock grabs him from behind and tries to lock it on again and then Vampiro swings his foot back and nails Rock in The Peoples Pebbles and Rock staggers back and Vampiro runs and kicks Rock in the stomach and plants his head down onto the mat hard with DDT! Vampiro gets up with blood coming from his head, he pulls up Rock and then grabs him and lifts him up and slams him down with a fallaway slam!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Vampiro all blooded and busted is making a comeback! He may push The Rock here in this match!!

Vampiro then gets up catches his breath somewhat. He pulls up Rock, he kicks him and tosses him into the corner, Vampiro then begins to ram his shoulder into the stomach of Rock, Rock gets sent further into the corner from the force of the first blow, Vampiro then rams him with his shouldrr again AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! Vampiro is showing that ruthless agression that the WWE always talks about! Vampiro then sits onto the top rope, holding onto Rocks neck and then Vampiro swings around and nails a swinging DDT from the middle rope! Rocks head stick into the mat! The fans uhhhh as they see it! Vampiro gets up and pulls up Rock, Vampiro kicks Rock in the stomach and scoops him up and slams him down onto the mat hard with a thud! Vampiro runs to the ropes, he comes back and drops a huge knee drop onto the head of The Rock! Rock rolls over, Vampiro gets up and goes over and pulls up Rock but Rock nails him with a low blow! Rock then grabs Vampiro and flips him back with a belly to belly suplex! Vampiro gets up quickly! Rock turns around and Vampiro runs and goes for a clothsline but Rock ducks it! Rock then nails Vamp with a neckbreaker! Vampiro goes down! Rock gets up and pulls up Vampiro, Rock scoops him up and slams him down with a hard scoop slam! Rock then goes and locks up Vamps feet and steps into them and attempts a SHARPTSHOOTER! But as Rock locks it on Vampiro is able to kick Rock off and Rock runs to the ropes, Vampiro rolls over and Rock hops over him as he comes back, Vampiro gets up and Rock nails him with a shoulder block, Vamp falls back down, Rock comes to the ropes, bounces and then Vamp jumps up and Rock nails him with a hard clothsline and Vamp does a 360 flip and crashes down onto the mat! Rock then taunts Vam pas he is down. Rock pulls up Vamp, he whips him into the rops, Vamp comes back and Rock ducks and sends him for a ride with a back body drop! Vamp hits the mat hard! Rock then pulls up Vamp, Rock shoves him into the corner and Rock then begins to ram his shoulder into his stomach! Rock then stands up and nails Vamp with a hard right! Rock hits him with another right! ANOTHER! Then Rock backs up and spits in his palm and then nails Vampiro with a hard fist and then Vamp flips onto the ropes and then over onto the outside!

(-Jerry Lawler-) There goes Vamp out onto the outside with a hard smack on the concrete floor courtesy of The Rock!

(-Perry Saturn-) Rocks are easy to throw!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Well tonight Vampiro's are easy to throw!

(-Perry Saturn-) YOUR WELCOME!

(-Jerry Lawler-) I never said thank you but Rock is back in control it looks!

Vampiro slowly gets back into the ring but he slids back out and waits! The ref comes over and begins to check on him. The Rock is in the ring waiting when someone jumps the fan barrier! They get into the ring!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) What the hell is that?!

The man is dressed in all black! He has a baseball bat in his hand! He then smacks The Rock over the head with it!! Rock falls down!

(-Jerry Lawler-) WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!

Rock is out! The fans boo wildly as the man runs and jumps back over the barrier into the crowd! Rock is out and bleeding badly from the back of the head! Vampiro gets into the ring, He pulls up Rock, he hooks him and scoops him up and nails THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN!

(-Jerry Lawler-) ITS OVER!

Vampiro then hooks the leg, 1........2......3! VAMP WINS!

(-Jerry Lawler-) WHAT AN UPSET!

Vamp gets up and celebrates as the fans boo at what just happened as the camera fades with The Rock looking very hurt

  

  

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Winner Is Vampiro
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(-The camera fades backstage where we see Trip's and Steph getting ready, talking about their big night-)

(-Stephanie McMahon Helmsley-) Hey Hunter, come on over here and have a seat. I just got finished watching the big interview of yours today with the local news reporter, you looked good, but tonight we are both in for one hell of a ride. With me facing Major Gunns and you facing Randy Orton, is there a way we can both pull of a win here tonight at the first ever ShockWave?.

(-Triple H-) Well Steph I have got confidence in myself to beat Randy Orton's rookie ass and send his little punk ass back to training camp and as far as you and Major Gunns go, you got that army wannabe slut in the back, there is no way in hell you can lose to that blonde bimbo, she is yours, tonight we are both going to advance in the tournament.

(-Stephanie McMahon Helmsley-) Thats right Hunter! Tonight is our night, tonight the both of us are going to advance in these tournaments and I can almost guarantee you the we are going to become champions here in the nWa. You are no doubt going to become the nWa Unified Champion and yours truly is going to become the nWa Women's Champion!.

(-Triple H-) Listen Steph, time is wasting and it is almost time for our matches right now I am going to get dressed for my match and you should do the same, tonight we are going to teach our opponents what it is like to mess with The Cerebral Couple!.

(-The camera then fades out-)

  

  

  

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Stacy Keibler VS Trish Stratus
First Round Of Womens Title Tournament
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STARTUSFACTION GUARANTEED echo's through-out the Sold-Out Gaylord Entertainment Centre in Nashville, Tennessee, and the crowd errupt into a Frenzy of Cheers aswell as some Boo's, for the Queen of Stratusfaction herself as she steps out onto the ramp. She stands there looking out at the crowd with her hands on her hips, and a slight smirk on her face, as she walks down the ramp in her Wrestling Attire. As she reaches the base of the ramp, she walks around to the steps at the corner of the ring, and walks up them quickly, and enter the ring. She shows of with a Pose in the center of the ring, while the men in the crowd go wild.... Trish walks over and leans against the turnbuckle in the corner as 'Stratusfaction Guaranteed' Begins to fade out The Crowd sit reletivley Quiet for a moment, untill AMERICAN WOMAN hits on the pa system! at Which point, they all Scream with mixed reactions, for the American Beauty as the sounds of cheers and Boo's flow through-out the crowd, and Stacy Keibler walks out from Behind the Velvet Curtains with her 'Mentor' Lizzy Borden close behind. Stacy stands on the staging area and looks out at the crowd with a smile on her face. Lizzy walks up beside her and elbows her softly in the rib, Which Stacy reacts to, by putting a rather pissed off Game-Face on. Stacy walks down the Ramp, with Borden swearing all the way down there to the fans at Ringside.. Keibler looks a little confused at Bordens Trash-Talk but doesn't take her eyes off Trish in the Ring. They Reach the bottom of the runway, and Lizzy walks around to the side of the ring, while Keibler goes up the Steps. Stacy stands on the Apron, and looks out at the crowd, Before putting her left leg between the top & Middle ropes, and then bending right down, Bringing her head and upper body through, followed by her right leg, much to the delight of the males in the crowd. Stacy walks to the opposite corner and looks across the ring at The Canadian Princess who has a rather cocky smile on her face. Referee Charles Robinson then calls for the Bell Stacy & Trish both make their way to the center of the ring, and before you know it are throwing insults back and fourth in a Verbal war. With Lizzy Borden urging Keibler to hit Trish with the big Insults, Stacy screams in Trish's Face.. 'Fucking Slut!' ..Both Stacy and Trish look Shocked as Borden smiles on the outside.. Trish is angered by the remark, and winds Back and slaps Keibler across the side of the face, with the stinging sound echoing through the Building.. The force of the shot, forces keibler to hold her face and lower her head as she steps back. Trish continues talking Trash, But Stacy explodes with a Vicious Slap of her own, Knocking Trish Back against the ropes, But Trish uses them to Bounce off and runs at Keibler, Taking her down with a Spear like Manouver. Trish grabs Stacy's hair and starts smashing her head against the canvas for a second, Before picking her up, and sending her into the corner, with great velocity as Stacy hits the Turnbuckle with her back first. Trish starts to kick and stomp away at the 'chest' of Stace... After about six stomps Stacy is sitting in the corner.. Trish takes her boot and places it across the throat of The American Beauty and then starts choking her, pulling on the ropes for extra strain. Referee Charles Robinson takes it up to a 4 Count before Trish breaks the choke. Stacy gasps for air as Trish pulls her outta' the corner and sets the Long Legged Diva up for a Suplex, which she executes Perfectly. Trish wastes no time as she gets to her feet, and lands an Elbow Drop on Keibler, But she gets straight back up; Bounces off the ropes, and Drops a Ric Flair style Knee across the Sternem of Stacy. Trish covers as Robinson makes the count.......1..........2..........No Luck as Stacy kicks out!

(-Jerry Lawler-) It was close but Stacy got the kick out! Shes a tough woman!

(-Perry Saturn-) Moppy is the best woman here!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Whatever you say!

(-Perry Saturn-) YOUR WELCOME!

Lizzy shouts out Not so kind words of encouragment to Stacy as Trish Picks her up, and lands a few right forearm shots to the jaw of Stacy Keibler, and then sticks her shoulder into Stacy's Abdomen and forces her back into the corner. Trish send Stacy across the ring to the other corner and follows up with a Heavily Laced Clothesline, causing Stacy to stagger out a step or two. Trish turns her back to the corner and jumps up onto the second turnbuckle... She leans forward and Grabs Stacy's hair, pulling her back.. She hooks Stacy's head Under her arm, and looks as if she's Attempting a Tornado DDT. She leaps off and spins around, But Stacy Block it as she lands, and brings Trish back over her head in a Northen Light Suplex with an Awesome Bridge... Robinson Counts....One....Two....Thr...No! Trish kicks out before Robinsons hand can come down for a three count. Stacy picks Trish up and puts her head Under her arm.. Stacy spins around and drops to her back quickly, causing Trish's Neck to snap off her shoulder as she hit the canvas. Stacy wastes no time getting up and she puts the boots to Trish with a couple of hard Stomps. She picks Trish up once again as Lizzy screams instructions....... Stacy then plants a perfectly measured boot into the mid-section of Trish; sets her head between her 41 Inch Legs and get ready to hit a Piledriver on The Canadian Bombshell. She makes 2 Attempts but Trish shifts her weight down each time, clinging her feet to the canvas. Trish then uses her all her energy to Backdrop Stacy, But Stace holds on and tries to pull Trish over in a Sunset Flip. Trish takes a moment to get her full balance and then grabs Stacy's Hair, and pulls her to her feet... Once Stace is back up to a verticle base, Trish sticks her head under Stacy's Jaw, and drops to her knee's with a Sharp Jaw-Breaker, causing Stacy to stuble Back.. Trish Runs at Stacy, But is cut short, as Stacy lifts upp one of her 41 Inch Legs and whils 'round with a Sentilating Spinning Heel kick, taking Trish off her feet, and sending her to the Canvas... Stacy falls on Trish with a cover.....One.....Two.....Thr, Kick Out

(-Jerry Lawler-) So close! Stacy alllmost had it but she has the advantage now!

(-Perry Saturn-) Moppy can beat them both right Moppy?

(-Moppy-) ....

Lizzy bangs on the apron, screaming at Stacy.. Stacy looks at her agitated as she picks up Trish once more.. Stacy hits Trish with a Shot to the Jaw of her own, and then sends her into the ropes... As Trish comes running back, Stacy buries a hard knee into the gut of Stratus. Stacy The drops a long leg right across the throat of the Queen of Stratusfaction herself. Stacy Walks around and smirks, while she has the advantage.. Trish climbs to her feet and Stacy kicks her in the gut and sets her up for a DDT, but Trish hits a couple of hard rights to the ribs, causing Stacy to let go, as the crowd are really getting into the match. Stacy manges to grab Trish's hand and tries to whip her across the Ring, But trish reverses; pulls back as she twirls under Keiblers Arm; Kicks Stacy in the gut and Boom! High-Impact DDT!... The crowd pop at the awesome Move as Trish gets up looking pissed at Stacy... Trish lays a hard boot into the ribs of Stacy Keibler and then picks her up by her golden locks. Trish Stands behind Stacy, and hooks her leg around hers, preparing for a Russian Leg Sweep.. She executes it Nicley as Stacy hits the canvas hard. Stacy gets back up as Trish hits her with a Clothesline.. Stace gets straight up, only to be knocked down by another hard clothesline.. Trish looks to be building Momentum, as Keibler gets up, Trish whips her into the ropes, and catches her coming off with a Spinning Spinebuster, showing alot of skill and athletiscm! Trish gets up and walks over to the corner... She runs her hand through her hair and looks down at the Beaten Keibler. Trish walks over there with a Grin on her face... She picks up Stacy and hooks her up in the suplex position near the corner. She lifts her up, but just sits her on the top turnbuckle.... Trish hits Stacy with a couple of forearm shots and then walks over to the opposite corner. Trish runs in and then springs off her hands, right infront of Stacy in the corner, forcing her legs to wrap around Keiblers neck, and then flips Stacy off the top with a modified version of the Hurricanrana. Stacy sprawls into the center of the ring and then, Trish poses looking around at the crowd. Trish stands in the corner for a moment and catches her breath.. Lizzy then Stands on the apron arguing with the Ref about something completley stupid.... Trish walks over and Lizzy shoves Robinson outta' the way and then grabs Trish's head and hangs her up on the top rope, with Trish's Neck Bouncing off the Cable while Lizzy drops to the floor.. Trish Stumbles back as Stacy is just getting to her feet.. Stacy see's the opening, as she hooks Trish up for a Reverse DDT, and then drops to her Stomach sending Shockwaves through the arena with the Impact! ... Both women are out, as the lay motionless on the floor!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Come on Stacy!

Stacy gets up slowly. Stacy then goes over and sits on the top rope, Trish get up and comes at her but Stacy flips over her and hit THE SKYE DIVE!! She hits a sunset flip styled pin, one....two.....THREE! STACY WINS!

(-Jerry Lawler-) YESSSS! Stacy wins! The legs move on!

Stacy gets up and gets her arm raised in victory as she moves on

  

  

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Winner Is Stacy Keibler
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The camera heads backstage to The Coach and Stone Cold Steve Ausitn

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Well Stone Cold, tonight on Shockwave..you have a match against the Whole F'N Show...Rob Van Dam...my question is...do you think you are up to face RVD's unorthadox style and what do you think of his comments earlier in the evening?

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) Do you think Stone Cold cares what RVD has to say? See it's simple...What!? I said it's simple..it's elementary Watson. RVD can talk all his little trash, but when it comes right down to it eventually Rob Van Dam will have to get face to face...man to man...mano e mano...toe to toe...eye to eye..with one...pissed off son of a bitch! As far as he style goes, what difference does it make whether he can fly off the top rope, do a little moonsault, jump all around the ring, because he can do all of that but once good ole Stone Cold catches him he won't be doing any of that other crap. See because this isn't going to be any old wrestling match, you won't see any arm drags, or dropkicks from Stone Cold..the only thing you will see from Stone Cold is me whipping RVD's ass time(Fans: What!?)and time(Fans: What!?)and time(Fans: What!?) and time(Fans: What!?)again!

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Stone Cold let's get off the subject of Rob Van Dam for a little bit and talk about the other nWa superstars...like for instance...Randy Orton...

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) What!?! Randy Orton? I come here to talk about Rob Van Dam and you bring up some snot nose new guy who thinks he's perfect. Ya know back in Texas we used to have a word for people like Randy Orton!

(-Jonathan Coachman-) What was the word?

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) Called a jackass...What!? A Jackass...see Randy Orton I hope that you make it past that long-nosed basterd Triple H to face me because I will show you what perfection is all about. Randy Orton doesn't scare Stone Cold he doesn't intimidate Stone Cold, and he damn sure can't beat Stone Cold, and that's all I got say about that!

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) What!? You want me to do predictions? What!? You want to Stone Cold to play Miss Cleo, and think who's going to win. Is that what your asking Stone Cold..

(-Jonathan Coachman-) Now Stone Cold we all know that Rob Van Dam is dead set on winning the nWa Unified Title, but what's your thoughts on the tournament? I mean, who is your prediction to win their matches tonight on Shockwave..

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) What!? You want me to do predictions? What!? You want to Stone Cold to play Miss Cleo, and think who's going to win. Is that what your asking Stone Cold..

(-Jonathan Coachman-) I mean the q...

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) What!? Well let's see the first match...Stone Cold(Fans: What!?)Stone Cold..(Fans: What!?)STONE COLD...taking on Rob Van Dam.(Fans: What!?)RVD..(Fans: What!?) The Whole F'n Show..(Fans: What!?)Simple put...I know...you know..and the fans know that the winner of this match will be none other than Me...Stone Cold Steve Austin..why? Because that's just how it goes. See there are two things Stone Cold is going to do tonight and one of em ain't going to be to lose. I am going to drink beer...(Fans: What!?) pop open a Steveweiser...(Fans: What!?) chug that sumbitch down...(Fans: What!?)throw it somewhere else..(Fans: What!?)and do it again..(Fans: What!?)and again...(Fans: What!?) and again...(Fans: What!?)then I am going to raise some hell...Can't get more simple than that. Now about Randy Orton and Triple H...One corner ya got Randy Orton some loud mouth rookie, and the other corner you got The Game...The Cerebral Assassin...Triple H. Ya know I would love to whoop Triple H's ass one more time but the fact is, I want Randy Orton...(Fans: What!?) Randy Orton, (Fans: What!?) Bob's kid...(Fans: What!?) The Rookie..(Fans: What!?) The Next Mr. Perfect...(Fans: What!?) Because I want to beat this little mealy mouth basterds ass until the white meat shows..now backto what I was saying...Does this match matter to Stone Cold? You damn right it does, because whoever happens to win this match...(Fans: What!?) get the 1..2...3..(Fans: What!?) pin the other guy's shoulders to the mat. He'll be facing Stone Cold...for another spot in the tournament. Now after I get done beatin Rob Van Dam's ass, I am going to go backstage, prop up a chair, break out the cooler, open that sum bitch...get one beer...(Fans: What!?) two beers...(Fans: What!?) three beers(Fans: What!?) four beers..(Fans: What!?) five beers...(Fans: What!?) six beers...then I am going to sit back and watch Randy Orton and Triple H because Stone Cold don't wanna miss anything...(Fans: What!?) anything..(Fans: What!?) not a damn thing! Then you come around to the next match where you have that little toothless basterd Chris Benoit, and the supposed Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar..with his fat little basterd agent, Paul Heyman. Now Chris Benoit always talks about someone having to Prove Him Wrong..(Fans: What!?) make him look stupid..(Fans: What!?) make him look like a jackass...(Fans: What!?) now if he steps in the ring with Stone Cold...I'll prove him wrong without a shadow of a doubt...Now onto that big, lanky, sumbitch they call Brock Lesnar...I wish that sumbitch would step into the ring with good ole Sto...

(-Before Austin can finish whatever he was going to say. The Next Big Thing, Brock Lesnar, along with his agent Paul Heyman show up. Paul Heyman has a cocky, little smile on his face as if he can't be touched. Lesnar on the other hand, has a cold stare that would make it snow right in the middle of July locked in on Stone Cold. Stone Cold returns with an equally intimidating stare. Johnathan Coachman takes the mic over to Paul Heyman and Heyman begins to talk to Austin-)

(-Paul Heyman-) Sorry if I am interupting anything, but I couldn't help but noticed that you mentioned the Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar in your little promo. Now Stone Cold let me remind you that the Next Big Thing Brock Lesnar will NOT be ignored and he will become the nWa Champion whether you think so or not...WHAT!? I said wh...

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) What!? Are you done? Are you finished? Flapping your gums...running your mouth...shooting off those nursery rhymes...you think Stone Cold cares about (points at Heyman) you or(points at Lesnar) that big sumbitch right there. Simply put Stone Cold doesn't give a damn what happens as long as Stone Cold ends up the nWa Unified Champion. You claim to be the Next Big Thing...well that's just a bunch of crap in my opinion!

(-Brock Lesnar-) Crap, huh? Crap! You wanna see crap? Let's pop in one of your old matches...

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) !? Ya know what ya little mealy mouth basterd at least Stone Cold doesnt have some fat ass basterd calling all my shots. And by the way...you wanna talk about big things...if you ever have to step into the ring with Stone Cold, the only big thing your gonna get is an ass-whoopin!

(-Lesnar then goes to attack Stone Cold but Heyman steps into the way-)

(-Paul Heyman-) Brock...NO! No, Brock. Not here! No!(turns to Austin)You know what Austin...I hope YOU stay in the tournament long enough to face Brock Lesnar, because you will be...

(-Brock Lesnar-) LESNARIZED!!

(-The two then walk off and Stone Cold stares at the floor for a little bit and then brings his head back up to Johnathan Coachman, He then snatches him by the collar and begins to talk-)

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) What!? What!? What!? Brock Lesnar! Comes in, and interupts me...I must say...I'm a little pissed off...ok..I'm alot pissed off! But not at Brock Lesnar, Stone Cold is pissed off at none other than Rob Van Dam...for the simple reason that Stone Cold's focus, is only one Rob Van Dam..until after Shockwave. After Shockwave...when Stone Cold is one step closer to the nWa Unified Championship. Rob Van Dam talks about a Five Star Ending, Brock Lesnar talks about being the Next Big Thing, and Randy Orton talks about being Perfect...there's alot of people in this company claiming to be things their not. But believe me when I say that I am the toughest SOB in the nWa, and that means I am tougher than Rob Van Dam...tougher than Brock Lesnar...tougher than Chris Benoit, tougher than Randy Orton, and tougher than Triple H. Stone Cold could care less what happens to anyone else in this tournament because it's simple...all Stone Cold has to do, is beat...one sumbitch...(Fans: What!?) two sumbitches...(Fans: What!?)three sumbitches..(Fans: What!?)four sumbitches, and however many other sumbitches want to step into Stone Cold's path. Doesn't matter who you are, what you claim to be, or what you think of yourself, Stone Cold is coming for you, because Stone Cold is on his way to becoming the first ever...(Fans: What!?) the first ever...Unified Champion...and there's not a damn thing anybody can do about it, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...(Fans: What!?)THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...(Fans: What!?)I SAID THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...CUZ STONE COLD....SAID SO!!

The camera heads to the ring

  

  

  

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Kurt Angle VS Shawn Michaels
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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Suddenly MEDAL plays on the pa system. The fans rise to their feet and instantly begin to boo like crazy! Then out walks KURT ANGLE! He comes out and walks onto the ramp and stops and looks down as the fans chant YOU SUCK along with the beat of his theme. Kurt then throws up his arms as an incredible red white and blue pyro goes off. Kurt then begins to walk towards the ring but the fans keep the YOU SUCK chants going.

(-Jerry Lawler-) He doesnt suck people! Hes our olympic hero!

(-Perry Saturn-) Batman was a hero right Moppy?

(-Moppy-) ....

Kurt then gets into the ring and spins a litle circle and throws his arms up into the air and gets even more boos. He takes off his medals and places them onto the apron and the ring keeper gets them. Kurt's music stops as suddenly H...B...K appears on the titantron! The fans cheer like crazy as Shawn Michaels music begins! Then out comes THE HEARTBREAK KID! HBK comes out and dances around a little on the stage. Shawn then heads down the aisle. He shakes hands with several fans on the way to the ring. He never takes his eyes off of Kurt as Kurt paces inside the ring like a caged animal ready to attack! HBK gets onto the steps and then into the ring. He spins and then he does his signature flexing pose as a huge pyro goes off in the ring. He gets up and takes off his ear rings and gear whe nfrom behind Angle attacks him!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Angle didnt even give Michaels time to get set! Kurt really wants this nWa Unified World Title!

(-Perry Saturn-) The world is a big place!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Wow Perry thanks for that bit of info, I didnt even know that!

(-Perry Saturn-) YOUR WELCOME!

Kurt knocks down HBK and begins to stomp on him. The fans boo loudly! Kurt pulls up HBK and kicks him in the stomach and shoves him into the corner and then Kurt begins to ram his shoulder into the stomach of Michaels! HBK holds his stomach but cant block any of this attack! Kurt then grabs HBK by the hair and whips him across the ring, HBK slams into the opposite corner hard with athority and then Angle runs and nails a huge clothsline! HBK staggers out of the corner and is about to fall when Kurt runs from behind and grabs him and wraps his arms around his waist and flips him back with a perfect GERMAN SUPLEX! HBK sticks into the mat! Kurt gets up and taunts the fans as he now has a comanding lead in the match! Kurt pulls up Michaels, he nails him with a hard forearm to the head, Shawn staggers back into the corner and Kurt grabs him by the waits and then shoves him into the corner and rams his shoulder into the stomach of The Heartbreak Kid. Shawn falls down onto the mat but Kurt keeps this vicious assault up! He stomps on Michaels 1 time! Again! Again! Again! Again! The ref gets in and forces Angle back off of HBK as the ref chekcs HBK

(-Jerry Lawler-) What a vicious assualt Kurt Angle has already given Shawn Michaels! The ref needs to stop this match!

Kurt goes over and shoves the ref out of the way and he pulls up Shawn. Kurt then nails him with a hard fist to the head that staggers back HBK. Kurt then runs and goes for another clothsline but HBK ducks it! Kurt turns around and Michaels nails him with a hard jab! Kurt staggers and then Michaels hits him with another and then another and then nails him with a hard uppercut and it sends The Olympic Hero down onto the mat! Kurt rolls over and up and when he gets to his feet Shawn jumps off the ground and nails a dropkick onto Angle! Kurt falls down! He rolls over but Shawn jumps onto the back of Kurt and locks him in a chin lock! Kurt turns left but cant break it! Then he turns right and breaks out of it! He reverses it! Shanw grabs the rope in the nick of time and the ref breaks it up. Kurt gets up and backs off. Angle then catches his breath as HBK gets up. Shawn gets to his feet and HBK turns around and Kurt runs and nails him with a knee to the stomach and Shawn flips over Kurts knee and lands onto the mat holding his stomach. Kurt taunts the fans as they get all over him. Kurt pulls up Michaels but HBK nails Kurt in the stomach! Kurt loosens the grip and then HBK nails him again! HBK jump up and Kurt swings with a punch but Michaels gets under it, he grabs Angle and lifts him up and slams him down with an atomic knee drop! Kurt is sent forward into the ropes, he comes back and then Michaels grabs him and spins around him and locks him in a sleepr hold! Angle swings his arms quickly and tries to break it! He then charges himself backwards and tries to ram Shanw into the corner but Shawn hops off the ground and sits on the top rope and Angle rams his back into the corner! Shawn then flips over and nails a bulldog out of the corner from a sitting spot on the top rope to Kurt! Kurts head bounces off the mat! HBK gets up to the cheers from the fans. Michaels pulls up up Angle and nails him in the stomach with a hard kick and then Michaels plants Kurts head into the mat with a hard DDT! Michaels makes a pin, 1......KICK OUT! Michaels gets off of Angle quickly and waits as Kurt gets up angry, he runs at Michaels, who is in the corner but Michaels flips over Angle and Angle slams into the turnbuckle chest first! Kurt staggers out of the corner and Michaels begins to stomp the mat! The fans get rowdy! Kurt turns around and Michaels lunges and nails some SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) SUPERKICK!! Down goes Kurt!! Hes down its over!

Michaels then drops down for the pin as the fans go wild and count along with the ref, 1.......2.....KICK OUT!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) What the....he kicked out!! He kicked outta Sweet Chin Music!! How did he do that?!

(-Perry Saturn-) Kicking out requires kicking!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Wow when did you learn this?!

Michaels cant believe it, so he tries it again! 1.......2.....KICK OUT YET AGAIN!

(-Jerry Lawler-) HE DID IT AGAIN! Michaels isnt too happy now!

HBK then gets up and heads to the top rope! Kurt is down! Michaels climbs onto the top rope but slips a little. The ring rust shows! He tries to stand straight up but now Kurt is up! Kurt runs and jumps onto the middle rope and then flips Michaels over his head with a terrific belly to belly! Michaels is down!

(-Jerry Lawler-) That had to hurt HBK's bad back people! That may have done it there!

Angle then gets down and he goes over and pulls up HBK. He grabs him around the waist and flips him back with a incredible belly to belly suplex. HBK gets up slowly. Kurt runs and grabs HBK from behind and slams him back with a belly to back suplex! HBKs head sticks into the mat! Kurt gets up and waits. HBK slowly rolls over with that never say never attitude! HBK stands up and Kurt comes up to him, HBK swings with a fist but Kurt ducks it, Kurt then hooks HBK and then pick him up into the air and slams him down with an ANGLE SLAM! HBK slams into the mat as the fans boo and Kurt makes the pin, 1.........2.......3! KURT WINS! The fans boo as Kurt gets up and does a little spin and drops down and poses. The fans boo loudly as Kurts music plays. Kurt gets up and leaves the ring, the winner!

  

  

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Winner Is Kurt Angle
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COMMERCIAL BREAK

  

(-We return in Jamie Noble and Nidia's locker room. The fans boo as they see Noble and Nidia playing around when suddenly into the room walsk someone. Jamie and Nidia stand up and act as if they are innocent. The fans are curious who it is when suddenly Goldust appears!!-)

(-Goldust-) Hell Jamie and Nidia its me....SSSHHHHHH.....GOOLLDDUUSST!

(-Jamie Noble-) Well howdoy Goldust I'm Jamie Noble boy and this is my girlfriend Nidia!

(-Nidia-) Ummmm hey Goldust! I must say, that tight outfit turns me on!

(-Nidia then begins to move in on Goldust and rub his chest-)

(-Goldust-) Well thank you but this outfit isnt doin its job!

(-Jamie Noble-) I reckon why it aint?

(-Goldust-) Booker doesnt get turned on by it! I guess gold isnt his color! I reckon thats it.

(-Nidia-) We were just bout to take a shower, you wanna join?

(-Goldust-) Hmm maybe!

(-Jamie Noble-) Yeah man come on in partner theres always room for more people!

(-Goldust-) Well ok then little Jamie! But I must say...I often drop the soap!

(-Jamie Noble-) Well thats not a problem partner!

(-Nidia-) So will you join us?

(-Goldust-) Yes!

(-Jamie Noble-) YEE HAW!

(-Goldust-) But people when we are done you both will never ever forget the name of......SHHHHHHHH....GOLDUST!

(-The camera then fades out as we see Goldust in the tub-)

  

  

  

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Chris Benoit VS Brock Lesnar
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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The fans are anxious as suddenly SHOOTER begins to play over the PA System. The fans rise to their feet and cheer as out walks The Rabid Wolverine, CHRIS BENOIT! Benoit walks down the aisle with no emotions what so ever. He is all business here. He walks closer to the ring, then he gets onto the steel steps and then The Crippler enters the ring. Benoit walks over to his corner and begins to stretch and warm up for a true challenge upcoming him

(-Jerry Lawler-) Well Perry, Chris Benoit's opponent isn't just big he is bad! He is BROCK LESNAR!!

(-Perry Saturn-) Monkeys have fur! Right Moppy?

(-Moppy-) ...

(-Jerry Lawler-) God help me...

Then Benoits music stops. The fans calm down but BODIES by Drowning Pool plays as the fans jump back on their feet and begin to boo. Then out walks Paul Heyman! He stands on the ramp and opens up his arms and laughs and then he points to the curtain and out walks BROCK LESNAR!! The fans boo Brock as he stares into the ring at Benoit. He has no emotions much like Benoit. Brock is all business! Brock is led by Paul down the aisle to the ring. Brock grabs the top rope and pulls himself up onto it and then he gets into the ring. Benoit comes out of his corner and he and Brock meet face to face in the middle of the ring!

(-Jerry Lawler-) This may explode! These are two bad men who have a reputation of hurting people! This match will be a great one!

Brock and Benoit lock eyes and then Brock does some type of flex and Benoit nails him with a hard right, Brock staggers back, Benoit comes over and nails him again but Brock stares at Benoit. Chris tries again but Brock acts as if he didnt even hit him! Brock then knee's Chris in the stomach, Benoit holds his stomach and then Brock knees him in the head causing Benoit to fall onto the mat. Brock pulls up Benoit, Benoit fires a shot into the midsection of Lesnar, Lesnar loosens his grip, Benoit then nails him again in the stomach but Brock replies with a forearm down across the back causing Benoit to hit the mat and hit it hard! Brock then laughs as Benoit gets up. Brock grabs him and lifts him up and nails a terrific bodyslam! Benoit rolls over holding his back. Brock walks toward Chris, Benoit rolls over and gets to his feet and is met by a huge fist from Lesnar and Benoit staggers into the corner, Brock then runs and goes for a knee but Benoit moves, Brock nails the corner with athority and he staggers back, Benoit then rocks Brock with a hard clothsline! The big man staggers, Benoit then grabs Brock around the waist and tries for a snap suplex but Brock blocks it! Benoit tries again but Brock blocks it again! Brock then lifts Benoit up but he is too close to the ropes!

(-Jerry Lawler-) He's too close to the ropes! This may be trouble!

(-Perry Saturn-) The Moon is close to the sun!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Yeah thanks for the warning.

(-Perry Saturn-) YOUR WELCOME!

Brock then throws Benoit over the top rope to the outside! The fans like this move. Benoit tries to get up but Brock climbs out onto the apron and then jumps off and nails a battle axe smash across the back of Benoit and Benoit hits the floor hard! Lesnar pulls up Chris and then he picks him up and then rams towards the steel ring pole and slams Benoit back first into it!!! The fans cheer at the move! Brock then rams him again! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Hes going crazy!! This guy is an animal!

(-Perry Saturn-) Animals are pets right Moppy?

(-Moppy-) ....

Brock drops Benoit down onto the floor and then poses for the fans ringside! The fans go wild! Brock then pulls up Benoit and lifts him high into the air! Brock then runs and tosses him into the crowd! Benoit knocks down a few fans! The ref tries to get Brock back into the ring but Brock wants to go after Benoit. Brock is held back by Heyman. Heyman gets Brock to go back into the ring. Benoit comes back over the barrier. Benoit climbs over and then he heads towards the ring. He slids int othe ring and Brock comes running and drops a forearm down but Benoit moves! Benoit gets up and kicks Brock in the head as he tries to get up, Brock rolls over and then Benoit kicks him again! Brock gets to his knee and Benoit nails him with a dropkick to the head! Brock falls over! Benoit pulls up Brock, he kicks him in the stomach and then Benoit lifts up Brock and slams him with a scoop slam! Benoit runs and climbs to the top rope, He jumps off and hits a headbutt!!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) THE DIVING HEADBUTT! Its over!

Benoit makes a pin, 1.........2......KICK OUT! The fans boo as Brock kicks Benoit off of him. Benoit gets to his feet. Brock gets up and chrages at Benoit, Benoit ducks Brock and then grabs him around the waist! Benoit then flips back Brock with a german suplex!! Benoit rolls Brock over and tries to pull him up to do it again!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) No he cant do this!

Benoit then pulls Brock up and nails another german suplex!! Benoit rolls Brock over again and pulls him up and tries for yet another german suplex!

(-Jerry Lawler-) He can not do this one for sure! Its not possible to do this to Brock!

Benoit gets up and pulls up Brock and does it again!! Brock lands on his back/neck and Benoit lands on his back completly out of it!

(-Jerry Lawler-) HE DID IT!

But Brock jumps back up on his feet!!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) WHAT THE HELL?!

Brock shakes his head left and then right. Benoit rolls over and gets up and Brock grabs him by the neck and pulls him up and Brock grabs him around the waist and flips back Benoit with an amazing Belly To belly Suplex! Benoits head crashes down onto the mat! Brock gets up and begins to get going! He is mad now! He pulls up Benoit, he whips him into the ropes, Benoit comes back and Brock grabs Benoit around the waist and lifts him up and slams him down with a spine buster that rattles the ring!

(-Jerry Lawler-) What a thundering move! Brock has complete control of this match!

Brock then gets up as Benoit gets to his feet, Brock runs off the ropes comes back and delivers a devistating boot to the side of Benoits head and it sends him down onto the mat! Brock gets Benoit up and lifts him up and slams him down with a snap suplex. Brock gets boos from the fans as he poses. He grabs Benoit by the neck and pulls him up and then Brock kicks him in the stomach and lifts him up in a powerbomb position and then slams him down hard onto the mat with a powerbomb!!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) This needs to be stopped! Brock is dominating!

(-Perry Saturn-) Stop signs are red!

Brock then looks down on a fallen Benoit. He pulls up Benoit and then Brock signals for the end as Paul tells him its time! Brock then lifts up Benoit and sets him up for the F5! Brock spins Benoit but Benoit reverses it! Benoit lands on his feet behind Brock and then Chris grabs Brocks arm and drops down!

(-Jerry Lawler-) CROSSFACE!! HE GOT IT!

Benoit locks The Crippler Crossface on great! But Brock gets up to his knees! Benoit tries to stop him but cant! Brock uses his power and gets to his feet as Benoti is still holding onto his arm, Brock pulls Benoit up and then tosses him onto his shoulder and then all of a sudden, F5!!!! The fans boo as Benoit nails the mat hard! Brock then makes a pin, 1.......2.....3!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Brock Lesnar wins it people! Did you enjoy that match Saturn?

(-Perry Saturn-) Wrestling is fun!

(-Jerry Lawler-) How about you Moppy?

(-Moppy-) ...

(-Jerry Lawler-) Well said!

Brock Lesnar wins! His music plays as Paul gets into the ring and Brock begins to pose and po his neck as Paul raises his arm high into the air! Brock Lesnar takes 1 step closer!

  

  

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Winner Is Brock Lesnar
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(-The scene returns backstage with Joey Styles! Joey is talking with THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS!! The fans go wild as they see The Outlaws-)

(-Joey Styles-) Hello guy and welcome to the nWa! Why are you here?! You are 1 of the best tag teams of all time! What would intise you to join us here in the nWa?

(-Billy Gunn-) Well Joey we are here for 1 thing and that is to once again be called the greattest tag team in the wrestling world! Now I ditched Chucky and I called my best friend over here and we are back! We will destroy any AND everyone here in the nWa in our quest to be the best! And be the best we damn sure will! We will whoop everyones ass here because we are THE OUTLAWS! We will win those nWa Tag Titles before anyone else and be the first champs! We are too damn good to lose! And we WONT! We will dominate! And if you aint down with that Joey we got 2 words for ya! Mr.Ass is back and I will kick yours!! nWa Look out! WE'RE BACK!

(-Joey Styles-) Well Road Dogg, how do you feel about being back?

(-The Road Dogg-) Oh you didnt know?! YO ASS BETTA CALL SOMMEBOOOODDYYYY! You know J Style The Dogg is back and The Outlaws, hell we gonna kick that shiznit DOGGYSTYLE!! You know...

(-Suddenly The Outlaws are imteupted-)

(-Lance Storm-) You stupid americans! Always talking crap about sex and what not! Why dont you let your wrestling talk in the ring and not back here like the losers that you guys obviously are! I am a TRUE Canadian Hero! You should both me bowin down and payin your respects to me and this man here!

(-Christian-) Thats right Cause I'm CHHRRIIISSTTIIIAANNN!

(-Billy Gunn-) No actually you SUUCCKKKKK!

(-The fans laugh as Billy impersonates Christian-)

(-Lance Storm-) Why dont you step into that ring with us next week and we will see!

(-The Road Dogg-) And just like Canada you two pieces of dog shit will go down the toliet to AMERICAN! And you want us to bow down and kiss your feet? Why dont you bow down and...SUCK IT!!

(-A scuffle breaks out but the officials quickly stop it before it goes anywhere. But the men are ready-)

  

  

  

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Stephanie McMahon Helmsley VS Tylene Buck
First Round Of Womens Title Tournament
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The scene opens up back ringside as "MY TIME" hits over the PA system and out from behind the stage curtains steps perhaps the next Queen of the Ring Miss Game herself Stephanie McMahon Helmsley! Stephanie has her hands on her hips and a cocky look on her face. She struts her way down the ramp towards the ring. Once reaching the ring she slowly scales the steel ring steps and ducks under the 2nd rope. Stephanie now walks to the center of the ring and holds her arms proudly in the air, could this be the last time she is known as the Billion Dollar Princess…tonight she just maybe the Trillion Dollar Queen!. Stephanie leans against a turnbuckle and awaits the arrival of her opponent. "Major Gunns’s" WWF Theme hits over the PA system as the sultry diva herself heads down the ramp towards the ring. Major Gunns has on tight short camouflage shorts and a white tank top. She flips her hair behind her ear while heading down to the ring pointing at Stephanie McMahon. Major Gunns now reaches the ring and quickly slides in entering and going straight for SMH. Stephanie quickly ducks under the bottom rope and runs outside the ring. Stephanie circles the ring being chased by the Green Goddess. Major Gunns is catching up with SMH which causes Stephanie to slide back into the ring. Major Gunns does the same but before she can attack SMH she is caught with a series of ruff kicks to the head by Miss Game herself! Stephanie begins to laugh in the face of Major Gunns finding humor in Gunn’s pain. But not for long as Major Gunns does a side leg sweep bring SMH to the ground with her. Major Gunns gets to her feet and takes SMH by the hair. She lifts and scoop her up and back down with a stiff body slam. SMH rolls on the ground holding her back in a little pain. Major Gunns brushes her hair back behind her ear and goes back to work on Stephanie McMahon Helmsley!Major Gunns lifts Stephanie and irish whips her against the ropes. As SMH comes back she ducks clothesline and as Major Gunns turns around to face SMH she is kicked in the mid-section and then caught with a jaw-breaker! The fans boo wildly for Miss Game. She yells at the fans a bit and brushes her hair from her face. She lifts Major Gunns up and slowly does a weak suplex to Major Gunns followed by a pin. 1…NO! Major Gunns quickly stops the pin fall by kicking out. SMH gets a serious face now and lifts Major Gunns to her feet by the hair. She does a female hair snapmare to Major Gunns. Major Gunns quickly gets back to her feet and is caught with yet another hair snapmare by SMH. Stephanie makes her way over towards Major Gunns to lift her once more but Major Gunns counters with a few stiff shots to the kidneys. Major Gunns escapes and elbows SMH in the gut before knocking her down on her ass with a short arm clothesline. Stephanie slowly gets back to her feet and Major Gunns tackles her back down. She sits across Miss Game and begins punching Stephanie simultaneously across the face. Stephanie screams in pain. Major Gunns is hammering away at Stephanie. The referee counts to 5 and forces Major Gunns to release Steph. Major Gunns argues with the referee a bit meanwhile SMH rolls out of the ring to catch her breath. Major Gunns now notices and heads outside the ring also chasing after her! Stephanie looks very scared as Major Gunns begins to slowly catch up with her. She runs back into the ring and Major Gunns follows but SMH runs behind the referee and SHOVES the referee right into Major Gunns knocking the referee out for the moment and sending Major Gunns flat on her rear end. . A evil sadistic smile sets across the face of Miss Game! She begins to laugh and slowly walks over towards Major Gunns, she gets in Major Gunns’s face and SLAPS her with the Billion Dollar Bitch SLAP! The fans roar with boos. The ref is slowly getting back to his feet as Stephanie instructs him to hurry up so that she can make the pin for the win. SMH heads over to pin Major Gunns but out of nowhere Major Gunns rolls her up 1…2..No! Stephanie counters the pin into one of her own. She tightly holds the wrestling pants of Major Gunns 1…2…3!! SMH has done it she will advance in the nWa Women’s Title Tournament My Time" hits over the PA as Miss Game stands in the ring celebrating her win, the fans begin to boo and chant slut at Stephanie as she heads up the ramp to the backstage area

  

  

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Winner Is Stephanie McMahon Helmsley
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(-The camera returns backstage as Tommy Dreamer is seen! The fans cheer as they see Tommy walk outta the locker room. Tommy stands and smells the air of Nashville-)

(-Tommy Dreamer-) Wow the fresh air of Nashville! H...hu...

(-Tommy then throws up into this puke bucket! Then as he is puking we see Val Venis standing over him! The fans cheer loudly-)

(-Val Venis-) Yeah Nashville makes you wanna puke too huh?

(-The fans boo at Val now for slamming them-)

(-Tommy Dreamer-) No it doesnt it gets me happy.

(-Tommy then throws up again into the bucket-)

(-Tommy Dreamer-) Your just mad because the fans hate you because you suck!

(-Tommy hurls again into the bucket-)

(-Val Venis-) Actaully Tommy I'm mad because you just got puke on my foot!

(-Val then kicks Tommy in the nuts and grabs that puke bucket and pours it on Tommy's head! Tommy slips on it and falls down. Val takes the bucket and puts it onto Tommy's head like a hat, then he pulls him up and runs and slams him head first into the wall! Tommy slams into the wall and falls down holding his neck as Val stands over him when suddenly here comes Edge-)

(-Edge-) Why don't you get the hell back Val can't you see this guy is sick!

(-Val Venis-) Why dont you make me pretty boy!

(-Edge-) You know I can!

(-Val Venis-) I'd love to see it Edge!

(-Edge-) Next week then on Shockwave!

(-Val Venis-) Consider it done and you will regret this 1 because you will be hit with VENIS ENVY!!

(-Edge-) Why dont you get away you dork! Go make a movie but this time have Tom Hanks star in it with you! FOREST HUMP?!

(-Val Venis-) SCREW YOU!

(-A fight then breaks out! The guys roll around on the floor in the puke but ref's come in to break it up-)

  

  

  

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Kevin Nash VS Booker T VS Chris Jericho
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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The NWO WolfPac Theme starts playing as "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash comes out onto the rampway with his arms raised in the air, giving the two sweet sign, he heads down to the ring and walks up the steps, stepping over the top ropes as he is interupted by a countdown.....5......4.....3......2.....1.....BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!! Here comes The Ayotollah Of Rock N Rolla...Chris Jericho!! Jericho slowly heads to the ring staring down Nash who is sitting on the ropes, begging Jericho to come in. As Jericho stands on the outside Can You Dig It?....SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Here comes Tha Booka Man! He stands on the rampway as fire comes shooting up with the fans popping loudly. Booker T heads down and looks at Jericho and then the two form some sort of alliance as the come in the ring from different sides going after Big Sexy!! Jericho and Booker T beat down Nash in the corner, stomping away at him!! Nash quickly rolls to the outside and Jericho clocks Booker T! Jericho sends Booker T into the ropes and hits a high dropkick! Jericho with a succession of hip tosses before sending Booker T into the corner! Booker T recieves a monkey flip from the corner and Jericho is on fire to start this match off! Nash reaches into the ring and pulls Jericho's legs out from under him and then Booker T drops a knee across the back of Jericho's head! Nash climbs back inside as Booker T with a backbreaker on Jericho! Nash picks up Jericho and sends him into the ropes, nearly taking his head off with a big boot!! Booker T spins around Nash and rocks him with a few right hands! Booker T sends Nash into the ropes and perfects a high sidekick! Booker T then grabs Nash by the hair and goes for The Book End but Nash with an elbow to the head and then Jericho comes with a hair takedown bulldog! Jericho quickly covers Booker T.......1........2..........NASH DROPS THE ELBOW across Jericho's head breaking it up! Nash with a powerslam on Jericho and he goes for a cover.....1.........2........KICKOUT BY JERICHO!!! Nash sends Jericho hard into the turnbuckle and then hits an avalanche on him! Nash sizes up Jericho.....ELBOW.....KNEE.....ELBOW....KNEE....ELBOW....KNEE!! Jericho falls from the corner as Nash raises his arms in the air but Booker T from behind with a low blow and the ref doesn't see it! Booker T rolls up Nash.......1.........2...........KICKOUT!!! Nash manages to kick out as all three men are down in the ring. Booker T is first to his feet with Nash right behind him. Nash with a right hand but it's BLOCKED and Booker T hits a right hand of his own! Booker T sends Nash into the ropes and lowers his head, Nash with a huge forearm across Booker T's back! Nash sends Booker T into the ropes and hits a sidewalk slam! Nash with the cover.....1..........2..........KICKOUT BY BOOKER T!! Jericho has finally made it to his feet and as Nash gets to his feet, Jericho connects with a spinning heel kick! Jericho then plunges at Booker T with a flying forearm which sends him to the outside! Jericho turns his attention to Nash, hitting several knife edged chops! Jericho dropkicks Nash in the corner! Nash stumbles from the corner and Jericho bounces off the ropes hitting a bulldog! Jericho goes for the Lionsault by as he jumps on the ropes Booker T is up on the apron and clotheslines Jericho using the top rope! Booker T gets back in the ring and as Jericho gets to his feet, he nails him with the AXE KICK and Jericho rolls to the outside!! Booker T trash talks Jericho for a few minutes but when he turns around he recieves a knee to the midsection and Nash sets him up.......JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB ON BOOKER T!! Nash makes the cover.......1..............2.............JERICHO MAKES THE SAVE!! Jericho ducks a clothesline from Nash and then hits him with a flying forearm! Jericho then hits the Lionsault on Nash....but before the ref can even count the lights go out and mysterious music begins playing in the arena! Jericho looks towards the entrance way as does Nash as Goldust makes his way down the rampway dressed as FREDDY KREUGER!!! Jericho and Nash look at each other shrugging there shoulders as Goldust speaks with a mic that he has in his hand!!

(-Freddy Dust) One....Two, Freddy Dust is coming FOR YOU! Three....Four....SSSSSSSSSSSSS....You better Lock Your Door! Five....Six.......Cruicifix......MMMMMMMMM....Seven....Eight....STAY UP LATE!!!....Nine....Ten....Never Go To Bed....Again!.....SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....Hello Boys! What are you SURPRISED to see me? Heheheh OOOOOOHHH You should be...because as long as I'm here...the National Wrestling Association will NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! You Chris Jericho and You, Kevin Nash are the first victims of Freddy Dust! But for now I shall vanish, but I remind you to sleep with one eye open because I will always be watching YOU!!

The lights then go out and when they come back on Goldust is no longer in site and both Nash and Jericho are laid out with Booker T looking around like "what the hell is going on?".....He picks up Nash and tosses him to the outside and then he proceeds to cover Jericho as the ref counts the 1......2........3!!!! Booker T gets up and does the Spinarooni for the fans before he leaves the ring advancing on into the second round of the NWA Tournament!

  

  

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Winner Is Booker T
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COMMERCIAL BREAK

  

The camera heads backstage as The Kat is talking to a friend

(-The Kat-) Now where should we start..I got it, how about with some of the Diva's...The Billion Dollar Princess, The Holder of Honker's Heart..How sweet it is to Be Her..Have that much man at your side..But what do we know about Stephanie "Loose Hips" McMahon Hemsley..Well lets see..She has little or shall I say No Wrestling experience, She sponges off her daddy for everything she has ever gotten..Never really earned anything that she has..But maybe back in the late 90's when she got those crabs from...Oh nevermind that..To sum Stephanie Up, she bores me...Next...Hmm Lets see..Ah yes, Stacy Kibbles.(-Sings~"She's Got Legs"-) You know I want to so badly say that is all she has..But I will give her credit..She does have a cool wardrobe...Can see really get in ther and wrestle and hang in there with the real Wrestling Diva's..That will remain to be seen, but thus far..I am somewhat cool with Kibbles..I mean how could you not like Cooking making Elves?...The arrival of the queen of Xtreme...Miss I am here and I am 100%...Oh good grief..I am so not here to make friends I am here to win gold...Give me a break Lita, This is a wrestling entertainment federation..The NWA..You are here to wrestle and have fun, dont be so dang boring...You a robot or something..I...Am...Here...To..Win...Gold....I will destroy all who cross my path...Blah Blah Blah...And that is why she has a back up plan..The Big Sexay Kevin Nash..yeah that is called doing it all on your own..having a big lion looking man who is 7ft tall backing you up..If that is the way you like to do it, far from me to judge your lack of faith in yourself..But anywho..Lets move onto the men of the nWa! Randy Bandy Boe Bandy..Tall, Young, Cut to perfection..What woman wouldnt like a young piece of meat..I can see why he interested Stacy so much back in the WWE days...Young, Dumb, and full of Cum..Just the way some women like there men..But not me..I need someone a little bigger, more muscular to pick me up and carry me off and...Ok nevermind that..But our Little fellow is facing non other than HHH, The Game, The Celebral Assasin..Poor Randy..I dont think it looks too good..But that is ok, there is always next time, not everyone can be Main Eventers, that is something you earn Darlin..But I will keep my fingers crossed for ya, because you are gonna need the luck sweet cheeks..I will give Mister Orton Here...One thumbs up!

(-Kat pauses and thinks-)

(-The Kat-) Mmm, and next on the list...Non-Other than The Whole F'N Show..Mr. Monday Night...Rob Van Dam...Ligtening quick feet...A Nice Round....(-Licks on the lollipop-) Skilled in Martial Arts, Former ECW Television Champion for 10months..Did a couple of Karate Movies..Was in X-Files..Looks like my favorite action Star Jean-Claude Van Dam...Mmmm Mmm Mmmm...I mean there is so much you can say about this guy, he has so many moves..Very skilled in everything he probably does..He is facing The Drunken Red Neck..Stone Cold "I Walked Out Of WWE because I suck" Steve Austin..I havent even see this Stone Cold wrestle and I am sure its like it always has been..He is a cripple who hops around and throws sucky hits and chops...I say R.V.D that you are gonna be one happy man once you kick his ass..And I know you can do it, you are young and full of energy and moves..He will be no match for you..You just keep with all those Moves, I might want to get you to show me a few sometime...But good luck Rob Van Dam, I give you 2 thumbs up..I feel as we move on it will get hotter..I can almost feel it..Next we have Justin Credible I Just dont know about this one, I mean he is facing is Ex-X-Factor buddy Xpac...And ya Just have to wonder what a man is hiding in his shorts to carry a kendostick that large..But Oh well...But I have nothing but respect for Justin, I mean he has came a long way since the days of ECW..He is more talented and skilled and I think he could be a main eventer in no time flat..Just gotta keep at it...But you know..I think I like this Justin Credible..I mean nice bald head...And as the Old Vinnie Mac would say..."He has Ruthless agression"..Stampeding down to the ring, Kendo in hand, and knocking out any man or woman that gets in his way..I think if Justin stays in there and brings back some of that old agression from back in the days of ECW and get back his go to hell attitude...Justin could go way up the ladder of fame and be a kick ass Superstar here in NWA...But that is the opinion of one...Stacy Carter, Justin Credible I give you One Thumbs Up...Hmmm who we have next...Ohhh Yeah..Kurt Angle, Our Olympic Hero..Kurty Wurty...The red, white and Blue wearing..Uhhh...Something..What can the Kitty say about Kurt...Hmm..Well back in the Old Days Kurt was a very interesting person..He won a lot of Gold..World Title, Double Gold Champion when he won them back in WWF..But I know as much as anyone that all the people in these feds arent the same as they were back in the old days, they have all changed and moved on to become better of more sucky wrestlers...Lord I am hoping better...But Guys Like Kurt I have faith in..I mean you have to have faith in a man that has more sexy thongs than you do...Ha...Just kidding there Kurty Wurty..You are ok I give you a thumb up for sucess...Geez, I thought I would have more to say about Kurt..Oh Well...Who is Next...Grrrrrr!...Vampiro..The Man I ran into early today..I so dont like this one...Vampy Vampy Vampy!

(-She thinks to herself and mumbles-)

(-The Kat-) He is mean..Very Very Mean...You know what Vampiro, I dont even like the Rock all that much..I think he is a lot like you..He has a large Ego and thinks that he is the best and he doesnt know the truth that he is nothing more than a phase...Gothic Freaks will like you as long as you have your dark and evil ways, Kids will like you because you look like a big Clown..Bozo..You think you are something that is so special...That you jump into someone's face and lower your voice a little that I am suppose to be scared, to run and hide like a child..Woooo watch out, its the big bad Vampiro, the lord of darkness..Creature of the Night..Reaper of Wayward Souls..YOU ARE NOTHING VAMPIRO...YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A MERE ARROGANT JERK WITH A CLOWN FETISH!!!!..Geez get over it, in 2 years..You are over with, no more...I give you Vampiro 2 thumbs down...And...Grrr...You know what, you deserve to be hurt and flat on your back..Because I am sure that is where you will be when Rock gets ahold of you at Shockwave....You are such a loser...So Nanner!! And last but not least...We have Brock "The Next Big Thing" Lesnar...Mmmm, there is just something about Brock.Those large muscles..Heving those weights, Up and Down...Sweat pouring off you as you work to keep those hard muscles in shape...And Brock dear, you are Full to the core with Ruthless agression..Among other things....You Brock Lesnar you are a man that needs to be rekkoned with....I think you will go far in this federation...Even with Paul Heyman as your manager..You know, there is jsut something about Brock..I mean I think its Could be that Ruthless Agression, or those buldging Bisceps..It could be a number of things..But I must say Brock that you have definatly intrigued The Kitty..Some could say she cant wait to sink her claws into the "Next Big Thing"..But for now I will put my claws back in, and wait to the right time before I make my introduction..It has to be the Purrrrfect...No Paul, no distractions. Just the Kitty, One On One with Brock...But now I think its time for Kitty to head back to the arena for a cold shower...So just remember Brock, I have my eyes on you..On each and every biscep..Some might say I am crazy, other may think I am the freak...But I think I am just intrigued, and that is never a bad thing...Purrfection at its best has arrived!

The camera heads to the ring

  

  

  

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Stone Cold Steve Austin VS Rob Van Dam
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament
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The fans sit and wait as suddenly ONE OF A KIND plays! The fans jump to their feet and begin their massive cheers for ROB VAN DAM! RVD walks out onto the ramp and stops and looks around and then he shrugs his shoulders and begins to talk as he walks down the long ramp to the ring. He gets onto the steps and then onto the apron and into the ring.

(-Jerry Lawler-) This guy right here is as lethal as they come Perry! He is very good with his feet and will give Stone Cold a run for his money!

(-Perry Saturn-) Money is green!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Do you have a brain?!

(-Perry Saturn-) Brains are in your head!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Just hush up!

RVD jumps over the ropes into the ring and then spins a circle and then does the famous thumb pose as the fans follow with him with a ROB...VAN...DAM! RVD then smiles and thumbs up the fans and then he begins to hop around loosening up as his music stops. The fans cheer for the brief moment that it doesnt play and then GLASS SHATTERS! The fans stay on their feet and go wild as out walks STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! The fans go nuts as Stone Cold comes out of the curtain. He walks down the aisle with one thing on his mind and thats to give a ass whoopin! He stares into the ring with a cold look on his face. He gets onto the steps and then into the ring. He walks over past RVD and climbs a turnbuckle and raises his arms. He gets down and goes to another corner and does the same.

(-Jerry Lawler-) This is the worlds toughest SOB! RVD will get all he can handle AND THEN SOME!

(-Perry Saturn-) Stone is Cold much like ice!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Must you talk?

(-Perry Saturn-) Talking is fun!

(-Jerry Lawler-) God go away!

Stone Cold then goes to another corner and does his pose. He gets down and heads to the last corner and climbs and poses and this tiem gives a California hello stlyed pose. He gets down and takes off his vest and drops it onto the mat as the bell sounds and we are ready!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Woo! Lets get going!

Stone Cold and RVD get face to face in the middle of the ring, they lock up, Stone Cold locks RVD in a standing side head lock ,RVD shoves Stone Cold into the ropes, Austin comes back and RVD nails him with a shoulder block, neither man move! RVD runs to the ropes and comes back and goes for another shoulder block but Austin nails a perfect drop toe hold! RVD breaks away and gets up with his cat like reflexes to his feet.RVD and Austin stare at each other as the fans cheer. They circle each other and lock up again but RVD nails Austin with a knee to the stomach, RVD then pops Stone Cold on the side of the head with a forearm, Stone Cold staggers back and RVD nails him with another forearm, Ausitn leans back on the ropes and RVD grabs him and whips him across the ring to the opposite ropes, Austin bounces off and comes back, RVD goes for a clothsline but Austin ducks it and then grabs RVD by the neck and slams him down with a neck breaker!! Austin gets up. He pulls up RVD and nails him with a chop to the chest, RVD staggers back into the corner and Austin nails him again! And then again! RVD then gets a kick to the stomach by Austin! RVD falls down in a sitting spot and then Stone Cold begins to stomp the hell outta him as the fans give a WHAT? for every stomp!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Austin is stompin a mudhole in RVD and walkin it dry!

(-Perry Saturn-) Mudholes are dirty!

(-Jerry Lawler-) Wow we didnt know that Saturn!

(-Perry Saturn-) YOUR WELCOME!

The ref gets in and breaks it up. Austin backs up and waits, RVD jumps to his feet but not quick as usual, Stone Cold charges and nails him with a forearm and RVD slams back into the corner, Stone Cold then ebgins to stomp him again to WHAT? from all fo the fans! The ref breaks it up and warns Austin.Austin backs up and waits. e tells the ring man to throw him a beer! The guy throws it and Austin catches it and opens it and toasts the fans as RVD gets up. Austin then see's RVD up and he throws the beer can and it nails RVD in the head! RVD falls down. He gets right back up and he stands up and Austin kicks him and grabs him by the neck and goes for a stunner but RVD shoves Austin into the ropes, Stone Cold comes back and RVD nails hi mwith a spinning heel kick! Austin blocked a little of it but not much and The Rattlesnake goes down with the hard kick! Austin rolls over and to his feet, RVD waits and then he kicks Austin in the stomach and then kicks him in the rib and then RVD spins and bust's Austin with a round house kick! AUSTIN GOES DOWN! Austin gets up fast again and RVD swings another chest high kick but Austin catches it! He begins to laugh but RVD jumps and nails a insuguara kick right to the temple! Austin staggers a little and then topples over! RVD runs to the ropes, he comes back and rolls and then does a flip and nails ROLLING THUNDER!! The fans cheer as RVD makes the pin, 1.........2....KICK OUT!

(-Jerry Lawler-) SO CLOSE!! Rob Van Dam may be able now to take this lead he has and extend it! Austin better wake up or RVD will make him regret ever coming into this match!

RVD gets up and pulls up Stone Cold. RVD kicks him and then nails him with a forearm and it sends Stone Cold into the corner, RVD runs and jumps andlands on the middle rope and then nails Stone Cold with a monkey flip! Austin flips down onto the mat! RVD then jumps up onto the top rope and does the splits and then does a moonsault and nails it!

(-Jerry Lawler-) SPLIT LEGGED MOON SAULT! RVD hit it! Thats all!

RVD then makes a pin, 1........2......KICK OUT!

(-Jerry Lawler-) STONE COLD KICKED OUT!! How is he doing it?!

(-Perry Saturn-) Kicking out is good not bad right Moppy?

(-Moppy-) ....

(-Jerry Lawler-) Why dont you go practice falling down, I'll be there later.

RVD gets up and pulls up Austin, he kicks him in the stomach and then grabs him around the waist and lifts him up and nails a fallaway slam! RVD then runs to the ropes, he comes back and then jumps up and spins and nails a 360 leg drop! He makes another pin, 1....2...KICK OUT! Stone Cold got the shoulder up. RVD gets up. He pulls up Stone Cold, RVD kicks him in the stomach and lifts him up and slams him down with a snap suplex! RVD then pulls up Austin and nails him with a forearm, RVD sends Austin into the ropes, Austin comes back, RVD does the splits and Austin goes over him, RVD rolls onto his back as Austin comes back and then RVD raises his feet and goes for another flip but Austin catches his feet and hits him in the nuts! RVD rolls over holding his jewels as Austin runs and drops down onto the chest of Van Dam and begins to pound his head with a fury of fists! RVD rolls over and Austin gets up and then Austin bounces back off the ropes and begins to flip off RVD wi ha fury of fingers from both hands and then Austin drops a big elbow down onto the head of RVD! RVD rolls over and gets up, Austin waits as RVD gest to his feet, Stone Cold shoves RVD into the ropes, RVD comes back, Austin grabs him and lifts him up and nails a spine buster!! RVD rolls over in pain! Ausitn waits. He begins to stalk him! RVD gets up and then he runs and goes for a clothsline but Austin ducks it! RVD keeps going and comes back off the ropes and meets Stone Cold who nails a LOU THEZ PRESS! Stone Cold gets up and the fans get rowdy! Austin tells RVD To get up! RVD slowly gets up! He staggers and Stone Cold turns him around, kicks him in the stomach and BOOM! STONE COLD STUNNER! The fans go nuts!

(-Jerry Lawler-) THE STUNNER! Thats gotta be all there people! RVD wont kick outta this!

(-Perry Saturn-) Kicking sticks is fun! Right Moppy?

(-Moppy-) ...

Stone Cold makes the pin, 1........2.........3! The fans go wild! Austin gets up as the bell sounds and this match is over! The Rattlesnake's music plays as the fans cheer for Stone Cold Steve Austin who moves onto the next round!

  

  

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Winner Is Stone Cold Steve Austin
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(-The camera returns and we see Arn Anderson laid out!! He is unconsious! Chris Benoit comes into the locker room and drops his things and goes over and begins to check on Arn as the officials and meds come in-)

(-Chris Benoit-) Hurry! Get your asses in here and help him now damnit!

(-The doctors move faster and 1 of them explains to Benoit how Arn is after he checks him-)

(-Dr. Tom-) It looks like he was hit with sometype of steel object Chris. He has lost alot of blood we are going to have to take him to the hspital for checks on a concussion!

(-Chris Benoit-) What the hell is that yellow shit on him?!

(-The doctor examines it more and gets a sickly look-)

(-Dr. Tom-) That would be urine!

(-Benoit goes wild now-)

(-Chris Benoit-) DAMNIT! SOMEONE IS GONNA GET THE SHIT BEATEN OUTTA THEM!!!

(-The scene fades out as Benoit is throwing things-)

  

  

  

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Randy Orton VS Triple H
First Round Of Unified World Championship Tournament-MAIN EVENT
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Orton's music hits over the pa system and the fans all rise to their feet showing much support for this young man, who is about to step into the ring with The Game! Orton steps out from behind the curtain and looks out across the crowd showing no fear whatsoever He holds his arms high above his head, clutching his wrist before he heads down the rampway, looking straight on towards the ring. Orton makes it to the ring and pulls himself up onto the apron, stepping through the ropes, raising his arms in the air again before his music is stopped and the lights go out. TIME TO PLAY THE GAME......HAHAHA..."It's All About The Game" by Motorhead hits and the crowd erupts into a sea of boo's as Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley comes out onto the rampway first with chants of "Slut...Slut...Slut" echoing the arena, she has a huge smile across her face as she walks down the rampway with NO Triple H!? Orton looks a bit confused as Stephanie approaches the ring and walks up the steel steps, stepping through the ropes. She goes right up to Orton and slaps him across the face hard! The music stops and she then starts badmouthing him when Orton grabs her by the hair and pulls back like he's gonna hit her, Triple H's music hits up again, Orton still has Stephanie by the hair watching the entrance way, suddenly through the crowd comes Triple H! He slides into the ring and nails Orton with a vicous clothesline from behind! Stephanie immediately exits the ring as Triple H, follows up on Orton hammering away with right hand after right hand! Triple H picks Orton up and tosses him over the top rope to the outside! The ref warns Triple H who doesn't seem to care as he slides outside of the ring and continues his assault on Orton!! Triple H sends Orton into the steel post shoulder first and then nails a suplex on the outside. Meanwhile the ref as a ten count working and he is already at 7 before Triple H slides in and rolls back out. Triple H props Orton up against one of the posts and then sizes him up for a clothesline, he comes charging in but Orton ducks and Triple H's arm cracks off the steel post!!

(-Jerry Lawler-) "Ouch, that had to hurt The Game there Saturn, he just rung his arm off the post!"

(-Perry Saturn-) "What's that Moppy? Brooms where underwear to cover up their wood?!"

(-Moppy-) "............."

(-Jerry Lawler-) "There you go talking to that stick! I thought you were hired to commentate on the matches, not play with your mop?!"

(-Perry Saturn-) "Moppy takes offense to that!"

(-Jerry Lawler-) "Good, tell her that I got a bucket and some Mr. Clean at my house waiting for her"

Triple H tries another clothesline out of desperation but Orton spins him around and hits a back body drop on the outside! The ref is still counting away and is at six before Orton rolls into the ring, regaining some energy! Triple H starts to pull himself up using the ring barracade and Orton comes over to the ropes as Triple H gets to his feet, Orton flies over the top ropes, tackling Triple H to the floor as the crowd cheers like crazy! Orton jumps to his feet, pumped up as he picks Triple H up and tosses him inside. Orton jumps up on the apron and goes up top as Triple H gets to his feet Orton flies off with a missile dropkick, knocking The Game down once again! Orton has all the momentum going his way as he sends Triple H into the ropes, hitting a clothesline! Orton with a hip toss on The Game! Orton applies a side headlock, trying to wear Triple H down as much as he can! The crowd is really starting to get behind Orton as he has Triple H down to one knee. Orton grinds his arms against Triple H's head making it tighter and tighter. Triple H starts to climb back to his feet and once he does he pulls one of Orton's legs up and then he lifts Orton up dropping his knee across his own, which immediately cause Orton to break the hold. Orton uses the ropes and tries to climb back up to his feet only for Triple H to chop block him from behind! Triple H backs off a bit and waits as Orton goes to get up and once again Triple H chops blocks him down!! Triple H then starts to pick apart Orton's leg, stomping away at it. Triple H pulls Orton to the center of the ring and then applies a figure four leglock as Orton screams out in pain. Stephanie is cheering away on the outside as Triple H does everything he can to make this young rookie give in! Stephanie aids Triple H by pulling on his arms as Orton screams in pain louder!! The ref looks and Stephanie lets go. They do it again and this time the ref catches them and yells at Triple H and Steph! Triple H breaks the figure four!

(-Perry Saturn-) "Chickens don't have fingers, but they sell those in resteraunts!"

(-Jerry Lawler-) "Your an idiot you know that? Why did they have to hire you?!"

(-Perry Saturn-) "Your Welcome!"

(-Jerry Lawler-) "Triple H is really taking it to the young Randy Orton, he may just be a little too much for him!"

Orton holds his leg as the ref checks on him to see if he can continue, Triple H throws the ref out of the way and leans down to pick up Orton when Orton surprises him with a small package!! 1.................2................KICKOUT BY THE GAME!! Triple H up in a hurry and kicks Orton in the head! Triple H throws Orton into the turnbuckle hard and then follows it up with a clothesline knocking him down. Triple H gets down and starts choking Orton until the ref forces him to break it!! Triple H perches Orton on the top turnbuckle and then climbs up throwing in a few stiff right hands. Triple H hooks Orton for a superplex, Orton blocks it, Triple H tries it again and again Orton blocks. Orton shoves Triple H down to the mat. Orton then comes off top with a big splash into a cover attempt......1.............2.......SHOULDER UP BY THE GAME!!! Orton gets to his feet and pulls Triple H up, hitting him with a suplex. A succession of elbow drops by Orton before he tries another cover.....1........2........KICKOUT again by The Game!! Orton grabs Triple H and sends him into the ropes, Orton ducks down and The Game telegraphs him with the facebuster! Triple H covers Orton......1..........2.........FOOT ON THE ROPE!! Triple H can't believe it as he pulls them both to their feet and suplexs Orton! Triple H rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair as Stephanie jumps up on the apron to distract the ref. Triple H throws the chair in but Orton grabs it and as Triple H comes in Orton clocks Triple H across the head with it!! Stephanie realizes this and tries to keep the ref distracted but Trish Stratus comes running down and pulls Steph off the apron and a huge CATFIGHT breaks out!! They are pulling each other's hair and slapping one another as officials rush down trying to break them apart. Eventually they are escorted to the back as Triple H is laid out in the ring and Orton is recovering in the corner.

(-Jerry Lawler-) "Both of these men are giving it their all as they try to advance on to the second round. Randy Orton has really surprised me, but does he have enough to defeat The Game?!"

(-Perry Saturn-) "Your Welcome!"

Orton slowly makes his way over to Triple H and covers him, hooking the leg.........1..............2.............SHOULDER UP!!!! THE GAME GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!! Orton is a bit surprised as are the fans in attendance!! This is unbelievable!! Orton goes up top and perches, waiting for The Game to get to his feet. He does and Orton comes flying off top with a cross body into a cover but Triple H immediately throws him off before any count can be made. Orton up and sends Triple H into the ropes, Orton goes for a dropkick but Triple H stops and tosses blocks it. Triple H backs up and Orton gets to his feet only to be met by a high RUNNING KNEE LIFT!! Triple H doesn't go for the cover instead he opts for a Powerbomb, he sets up Orton and lifts him up high in the air......Orton slides down The Game's back! Triple H turns around Orton goes for PERFECTIONALIZED!! He sets him up, but Triple H with a low blow and Orton let's go, falling to one knee. The ref warns Triple H as he rolls to the outside, Triple H is searching under the ring, he pulls out the sledgehammer and holds it in his hands, Orton comes through the ropes and grabs Triple H by the hair............WWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAACCCCKKK!!!.....Triple H just clocked Orton in the forehead with the sledgehammer and the ref was blocked from seeing it! Orton falls back on the mat busted open as the ref is wondering what in the hell happened!.....Triple H slowly crawls into the ring when TRISH STRATUS comes running back down to the ring! The Game goes for the cover........1................2...............Trish is up on the apron and the ref stops counting as Triple H becomes furious he gets up and he goes over and grabs Trish by the hair, Orton slowly gets up and goes running for a clothesline from behind but Triple H moves and Orton knocks Trish off the apron! He throws his arms in the air when Triple H comes from behind and rolls up Orton........1.................2.........................3!!!!!!!!!!! THE GAME WINS!!! THE GAME ADVANCES ON TO THE SECOND ROUND!!!"

(-Jerry Lawler-) "THE GAME WINS! He defeats Randy Orton in one hell of a match but hey I think I better go over there and check on Trish, we don't want those puppies to be harmed!"

(-Perry Saturn-) "Puppies have wet noses to skittles fall from the sky when it rains!"

(-Jerry Lawler-) "JR, if your watching this...try to get a job here....and FAST!!"

(-Perry Saturn-) "Your Welcome!"

  

  

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Winner Is Triple H
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COMMERCIAL BREAK

  

(-The scene fades back into the arena as suddenly the official nWa Theme plays! The fans stand and cheer as suddenly out walks nWa Owner, JERRY JARRETT! The fans go wild and show their approval as down the ramp walks THE MAN! Jerry does a little strut on his way and then laughs. He gets onto the steps and then into the ring. He walks over to Mean Gene and gets a mic and speaks-)

(-Jerry Jarrett-) Well you know...(-The fans go wild and begin a N Dub A chant! Jerry watches and pauses-) Thank you! Well it feels great to be back on the scene of professional wrestling! It's been along time coming for the nWa but we are back! I've signed alot of people and we are ready! Now tonight we had all of the first round matches but next week we will see the winners go on! We wil lcarry this on and at the first nWa pay per view entitled, NWA MIDNIGHT EXPRESS we will see these 2 men battle for the right to be called the first ever nWa Unified World Champion!! And this will be a glorious night for this person! But you know, the time being, it seems that alot of great wrestlers are here but you know, the 1 thing we do not need is any poison at all injected into this federation so I have taken the poison and made it work in a good way NOT A BAD WAY! So ladies and gentlemen without further adu please welcome the guys who will keep the nWa clear of jackasses and trouble makers, its my great honor to give you all the......

NEW
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(-The fans stand and go wild as the arena turns black and white lights begin to hit the stage and the words NEW NEW NEW NEW WORLD ORDER are heard! Everyone is on their feet as suddenly out walks KEVIN NASH! Behind Nash is SCOTT HALL! XPAC is with Hall! Then out comes STING! Then out comes LITA!! Everyone is going wild! The 4 people head down the aisle. They get into the ring and pose for the fans as Jarrett continues-)

(-Jerry Jarrett-) Thats right! I have formed the nWo in the nWa! And they will keep this place straight! But I know your thinking...this is a great team but can they stop the likes of Randy Orton? Triple H? Taker? Well they can but it gets even better!! Say hello to the next nWo member....SHAWN MICHAELS!!

(-The fans blow up in cheers as out dances THE HEARTBREAK KID! HBK dances around on the stage and then heads down the aisle to the ring. He gets into the ring and greets his nWo buddies-)

(-Jerry Jarrett-) You know, Shawn is a great wrestler but it gets even better! Give it up for the nWo leader! The toughest man in wrestling! STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

(-The glass shatters as the fans errupt in a thunderous ovation as out walks THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE! Austin heads down the aisle. He gets into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and gets down. He goes over and gets the mic from Jerry-)

(-Stone Cold Steve Austin-) Stone Cold in the nWo? (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) Stone Cold in the nWa? (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) OH HELL YEA! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) I said OH HELL YEA! You know this man right here is the boss of the nWa and unlike that sum bitch Vince McMahon this boss is a good one! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) I said he's a good one! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) This boss isnt a jackass! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) This boss is a former World Champion! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) A Hall Of Famer! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) He appreciates his wrestlers! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) But if it has something to do with takin out some trash then Stone Cold Steve Austin is there! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) I said I'm there! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) I'm all over it! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) I'm on top of it! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) I'M IN THAT SHIT! (-Fans Cheer Loudly-) Stone Cold Steve Austin will take these nWo people and keep these guys straight! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) Keep them going! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) Make them the best they can be! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) We will drink beer! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) Whoop some ass! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) Drink some more beer! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) Whoop some more ass! (-Fans Yell WHAT?-) And we will keep the nWa clear of these jackasses and that my friends is THE BOTTOM LINE! WHY? Becuase the nWo SAID SO!

(-Stone Cold then hands the mic back to Jerry-)

(-Jerry Jarrett-) Thank you Steve, WHAT? I said thank you! The bottom line is, the nWa will be clean and a great federation which is based on wrestling not all this non sense about making money! We will do what we can do to make the nWa THE BEST! And it begins with crowning a World Champion, and that man comes from the nWo! I can guarantee that! But I forgot to mention just 1 thing! Oh and its a big thing! There is someone who has joined the nWo that isnt out here! Oh but he will soon be here!! HE'S COMING! Get ready!

(-A man is shown on the titantron wearing a nWo shirt but his head is blurred out and has a black circle over it. The fans wonder who it is-)

(-Jerry Jarrett-) When he gets here he will damn sure impose his will! But thats all people! I hope you enjoyed the show! The Best Is BACK! And so is THE BAND! Much like the nWo, the nWa is just too sweeeet!

(-The fans go wild as the nWo music plays and the members all pose in the ring to the ending of the show-)

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