Satan Captured in Underground Pit!

    Satan, in the person of SADAAM HUSSEIN, was captured in an underground pit by

soldiers of God's Army of The United States of Jesus. Emperor Bush II praised the capture of Satan by stating that, "Weuns in Murika iz glad to see Satan capchured. Now we iz gonna nail his nutsack to a big ol' log and then sit him on fahr!"

     Satan is the "Father of Lies" according to the Holy Bible. Satan was not made available for comments by the United States of Jesus and -- even if he had been -- we would not have believed one single word out what came out of his filthy Muslim cakehole -- which doctors had to open to pull out all of the lies that were inside: