Retired Sheriff Lloyd J. Shurley of Eagleview Christian Church speaks out.

God is the Great Police Chief in the Sky. His surveillance camera is the Holy Spirit and his deputy is Officer Jesus Christ. Together, the Holy Trinity exercises supreme authority over America and the world. The problem is that "Hoodlums and Mooslims" don't think they need to obey God's laws. Well sir, ain't that a kick in the pants! Where in the Sam Hill do these people get the idea that just because you're a crackhead or worship a false god that you're excused from obeying God's Word, the King James Bible of 1611? 

Not gonna happen in this lawman's world! I busted plenty of heads in my time for the simple reason that people didn't obey God. Look, if everyone in the world would just obey God we wouldn't need policeman. But no, we got these liberal homo Demon-crats who think the Bible is "old-fashioned" and that we oughta coddle "Hoodlums and Mooslims" because of freak ideas called diversity and multicultshuralism. 

Horseshit! I'm sorry to use such strong language around believers, but I calls 'em like I sees em! There is only one right path and that is the straight and narrow road of getting saved and staying saved by growing in your faith by reading and studying the principles laid down in the 66 books of the Holy Bible that are God's inflatable, I mean infallible, guide to daily victorious living that overcomes Satan and the manifold temptations of the world such as internet pornography (men), romance novels (women), maryjane (teenagers), Nintendo (kids), pride and arrogance (President Bush), greed (Vice President Cheney), grand theft White House (The Supreme Court), overeating (fat people), under-eating (bulemics), homosexuality (homosexuals), Wicca (witches), and at least 5,785,907 other types of sins common to man from which God will give you a way of escape through faith in Christ, for no sin is unforgivable except the sin of unbelief which is called, "blasphemy of the Holy Spirit," and which sin will send you to Hell where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth (do souls in Hell really have teeth? and if so, wouldn't they fall out after a few hundred years of gnashing?) and a worm that crawls it way through your body as it eats your flesh and it never dies and your flesh regenerates itself so that the worm can eat it ad nauseam; if you don't like it then do something about it and get saved!