Evolution Update: John T. Scopes still in Hell

The wicked and dead schoolteacher John T. Scopes is still serving hard and painful time in Hell for having defied God by teaching the Satanic religion of evolution in a schoolroom. Scopes is regularly tormented by a large worm which crawls though his insides and chews them apart. This worm will never die and the flames of Hell will never be quenched. Scopes' anticipated release date from Hell is NEVER because God NEVER lets people out of HELL once HE sends them there -- SO GET SAVED TODAY!!!! Let's give a big shout out to Jesus!
Note to Sinners: There is no water or ice in HELL. It is not cool and refreshing. It is HOT with FIRE!!! There are no cool waters or glaciers in Hell. There is no water cooler, garden hose, or even a dirty gutter from whence you may drink. Makes you think that maybe you should get saved -- UNLESS YOU LIKE HELL AND FIRE!!!