Emperor Bush II now rules America

Bush declared Emperor of America by America's Christians

Gone are the days of liberal congresses, perverted (Clinton) presidents, and liberal judges telling America's Christians what we may or may not do. By acclaim, godly Americans everywhere have declared George W. Bush to be Emperor Bush II of America -- his father having been declared Emperor Bush I (ret).   Richard Cheney, the former vice-president, has been declared the Minister of Total War Against Islam and charged with conquering and subjugating all Muslims and Muslim nations on the face of the YHWH's Earth. 

With the ascension of Emperor Bush II to the Throne of America, we as Christians now have complete and total power over America. We are now the rulers and not the ruled. As such, new rules are in effect immediately:

1. The Death Sentence is pronounced on all liberals, homos, Jews, and other persons who have not accepted Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior as evidenced by their having joined the Republican Party of Emperor Bush II.

However,  Emperor Bush II, in his mercy, has announced a 30 day grace period during which all those with a sentence of death on their heads may repent, accept Christ, and join the GOP. After the 90 days expires, public executions will begin in all major cities. The guillotine will be the implement of death:

2. A flat tax rate of 50% will apply to all persons making less than $100,000 per year. A flat tax of 5% will apply to those making over $100,001. This equitable program will graciously allow a wage-earner who makes $50,000 per year to pay $25,000. Likewise, a person making $500,000 per year will pay $25,000.  Both the middle class and the wealthy wage-earner will pay the exact same dollar amount to the government and thus be equal in the eyes of Emperor Bush II. 

3.  Only white males who own property and make over $100,001 per annum will be entitled to vote. The right to vote, however, will pertain only to inconsequential decisions as Emperor Bush II will make all important decisions.

4. America recognizes that Emperor Bush II rules by divine right. The outmoded, liberal idea of democracy will no longer be taught in schools except to mention that it was an historical aberration brought about by liberals, homos, and other perverts who needed "freedom" to commit their various sins. Democracy was a serious mistake and can never substitute for a biblically enlightened philosopher-king such as Emperor Bush II and his bloodline.

5. The Bush family will rule only by succession to Emperor Bush II.  Jeb Bush and his bloodline are forbidden from ever ruling because Jebby is, well, he is just not a very good Christian. His mental retardation is also a big issue. 

6. Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter is exempted from the death penalty only so long as she goes waaaaaay back into the closet, marries a man, accepts Jesus, and becomes cured of her vile, lesbian, baby-eating, witchcraft lifestyle.