The Looper Trailer Rancho -- Where Jesus is King

For Rent: This classic 1959 Silverbird on Space 18 is available for rent.

At $165 a month + $125 space rent, you can be living in God's Mobile

Estates -- The Looper Trailer Rancho -- for under $300 per month!

This mobile estate is a singlewide and has recently had the carpet cleaned

and a modern new electrical light bulb installed.

Friends, we need a new truck for our ministry. 

 Our old Chevy is ready to go back home to God. We

use the truck to ferry handicapped persons to our

church on Sunday. It is cold and windy in the bed of

the truck. We are looking for a van with a wheelchair

gate to replace the truck. The Nevada State Highway

Patrol says we can't carry the crippled in the back, even

if it is to hear the Gospel and even if we tie down their

chairs real good with the same premium rope used by the

US Navy. 

Can you please help with a love offering?

Note to tenants: Thong, or "butt floss" swimsuit bottoms are not allowed in the community pool. Such attire offends God with its immodesty. The Smith sisters (seen above) were asked to leave the pool area last week until they were properly clothed in Godly swimming garments.

The Fire Truck Brigade meets on Saturdays. We drive the truck into town and get likkered up real good at lunch.  Then we go to the Promise Keepers meeting. Shit Howdy, son, that is the only way we can stand those weepy, faggot meetings where men hug. We're sorry, but that is just not right for men to hug like that!