WHY I AM A DRUNKARD, A GAMBLER, AND A
WHORE-CHASER
I have sinned. In fact, I just went on television this
morning and cried out to God and admitted my sins. Here is a video capture
of me crying on television:

I confessed my sins to the world. Like so many
Christian men, I drink a lot of alcohol. I frequent prostitutes with my
Christian friend Jimmy Swaggart. I engage in high-stakes gambling with my
Christian friend Bill Bennett. And now a man in Africa by the name of Dr.
Linus Momoh is trying to blackmail me and has threatened to let all of my
faithful followers know that I am a wicked sinner. Dr. Momoh wants my last
$15,000 and sent me the following e-mail. It is a record of correspondence
between us:
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REV LOOPER WE HAVE SEARCHED FOUND YOUR PROGRAMME ON THE
INTERNT AND TAKE NOTE THAT YOU HAVE A STANDING IN PUBLIC WITH
YOUR MINISTRY. HERE ARE A CHOICE OF WORDS AMONG WHAT WE FOUND
ON YOUR PROGRAMME:
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Who is Reverend E. Dwayne Looper? He is God's man of faith and
power. He is saved, anointed, and filled with pure HOLY GHOST
POWER. Looper has led HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO JESUS
CHRIST. As shown above, he is out on the vile, unsaved, filthy
streets fighting for Jesus and God's Own Party, the GOP.
Looper has published over fifty books, 100 tracts, 200
booklets, and CAST OUT OVER 1,000 DEMONS. In fact, Looper
trained such greats as Bob Larson and Benny Hinn in exorcism.
E-MAIL REVEREND LOOPER IF YOU NEED PRAYER OR WANT TO SEND HIM
MONEY TO CONTINUE FIGHTING SATAN AND SPREADING THE WORD!
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SIR YOU MAKE SUCH STATEMNTS TO THE PUBLIC AND THEN SAY TO US:
Dear Dr. Momoh:
I have very bad news and I hope you can understand it. In my
hopes of sending you the $3,000, I took the $417.43 down to
the local gambling casino to play blackjack at the $2.00
table. This means I had 208 bets ($2.00 x 208 = $416.00) to
parlay my money in $3,000.
This casino serves free alcoholic drinks. Now, I had promised
God last year that I would quit drinking alcohol. And I am
ashamed to say that I have made that promise everyday to God
and have failed most days, especially when I have a few
dollars in my pocket.
Soon, I was likkered up and was up $3,500. I should have
walked away but Satan told me to bet it all. When I have
money, I am a high stakes player and so I laid down all the
money on a double or nothing game.
I stopped hitting at 20 and thought I was in. The dealer hit a
blackjack!
21! It was Satan mocking me and I was broke!
Sir, I now have no money except my government welfare check
and I need that for vittles and fixins. I also think that my
glass eye has a crack in it and I need to replace it and they
are not cheap.
So you can sue me I guess, but I have nothing to my name save
my Bible and my good name.
Yours in Jesu,
Rev. E. Dwayne Looper
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HOW WOULD YOUR PUBLIC NOW FEEL IF THIS LETTER WERE EXPOSED TO
THE PAPERS AND ON INTERNET? THERE MUST BE A BIG UPROAR FOR
YOUR SINS STINK TO THE HIGH HEAVENS. HOW CAN YOU CLAIM TO BE A
MINSTER OF THE GOSPEL WHILE A DRUNKARD AND A CHASER OF FILTHY
WHORES? YOU WILL FARTHER GAMBLE AWAY THE MONEY PEOPLE GIVES TO
YOU.
YOUR SHAME CAN STAY BETWEEN US IF YOU PREFFER TO HAVE A QUIET
SOLUTIUON. BUT YOU MUST HONOR YOUR PROMISE TO US WITH DEEDS
AND NOT WORDS AND LIES. WE HAVE A DEADLINE AND SO THE MONEY
MUST COME TODAY AND NOT WAIT. AS WE SAID TO MAKE SEVEN
SENDINGS OF $2000 EACH AND ONE OF $1000 FOR A TOTAL OF $15000
BY WU TO THE NAME YOU WERE GAVE OR ELSE TO MAKE THE WIRE
TRANSFER OF $15000 ALL AT ONCE,. BUT TODAY OR ELSE THERE IS
PROBELMS FOR YOUR NAME IN THE PUBLIC STANDING. YOU WILL ALSO
CALL US TODAY SOMEWAY. YOUR SHARE OF THE MONEY IS READY FOR
IMMEDATE TRANSFER TO YOUR NOMINATED A/C MONDAY FIRST BANKING
HOUR SO YOU WILL BE ON FINE FETTLE ON MONDAY.
DR LINUS MOMOH
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Dear Dr. Momoh:
So you would expose my sins to the public if I do not pay you
$15,000? Just answer me that question. Are you saying you will
blackmail me?
Reverend Looper
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YOU ARE AT A CROSS ROAD TO CHOSE ONE
WAY OR THE OTHER. THE GOOD WAY IS TO KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO US
AND WE ALL HAVE RICHES ON MONDAY. THE BAD WAY IS TO HAVE
ALIGHT SHINE ON YOU TO EXPOSE YOUR SINS. ALL WE WANT IS TO
CONCLUDE THE TRANSACTION SO WE MAY GET THIS MONEY WHICH STANDS
BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH IN AFRICA. THE SAME CAN BE SAID TO YOU
FOR YOUR LIFE IS CONFINED IN A TRAMP TRALER. GOD IS SHAMED BUT
YOUR SIN IS BY AND BWTEEN YOU AND GOD AND WILL REMAND THEIR IF
YOU PAY.
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So there is the truth writ large for all of the world
to see. Dr. Linus Momoh is an evil man who wants to blackmail me for
$15,000. I have called other Christian leaders to tell them what has
happened, and here is what they have said:

Brother Benny Hinn
forgives me as does Jesus

Paul and Jan Crouch
forgive me as does Jesus

Billy Graham
forgive me as does Jesus

Pope John Paul II
DOES NOT forgive me as does Jesus.
This does not
matter as he is a Mary-Worshipper
and so is
Hell-bound anyway.
If I were not a good Christian, I would tell Dr. Linus
Momoh that he can go to Hell with the Pope. I will not pay blackmailers
any money. Please send me money to help me fight Dr. Linus Momoh and his
evil Voodoo.