The Abomination of Desecration: 

Bush Declares Himself to be God

With the US in a complete quagmire in the unmanageable mess of Iraq, President Bush today ascended the Temple Mount in Jerusalem and declared himself to be God. Bush commanded that he be worshipped on the pain of death and instructed all citizens of the world to be laser-tattooed in the hand or forehead with the word, "BUSH" the numerical value of which is 666.

After the prophesied Abomination of Desecration, the BushGod declared that Christian cartoonist JACK CHICK will be the False Prophet spoken of in The Book of the Revelation of Saint John the Divine. "I am proud to be the False Prophet," said Mr. Chick. My many 'Chicklets' were little books designed to prepare the world for a New World Order surveillance mentality. False Prophet Chick then showed the press this panel from his most famous tract, This Was Your Life, arguably the best-selling piece of religious literature in the world aside from the Bible,  to remind the citizens and netizens of the new BushWorld that Bush sees and hears all via the Office of Homeland Security:

Behind the scenes, the Great Satan incarnate, Vice President Dick Cheney danced with glee and laughed at the way he had used both George Bush and Jack Chick to do his bidding. Commented Satan-Cheney, "I've made a fool of Christ and his followers once again. And I did it with little cartoon books and a pro-abortion stance. Boy, talk about easy! A few pictures of aborted fetuses and some tax cuts in the form of $300 checks for each of their kids and they were mine! AH HA HA HA HA! The world is mine!!! Babylon-Iraq is mine!!! The  oil is mine!!! AH HA HA HA HA, ha, ah, cough... oh crap, there goes my pacemaker again! Remind me to get a new body tomorrow. This one has had it. Hey! I like Ricky Martin's body: I think I'll take his. Nothing like being young and sexy again to make an old Devil feel like new!"