Mambo Hyperdrive
Based on "Mambo Number Five" by Lou Bega
Parody Lyrics by rachael bargis
Sentinents and gentles, this is Mambo Hyper-Drive
Dantoine, Tattoine, Corusant
To be a Jedi is what I really want
To have a real lightsaber and use the force
Do a little bit of fightin with a blaster of course
The comic con that I went to last week
I can’t go back cause displays aren’t cheap
I like Aunt Beru, Owen, R2 the D2
Is this an obsession? That we will see to.
So what can I do, I really can’t use the force
To me Star Wars is my life’s energy source
The Falcon will fly, it’s all good Chewie punch it
The Death Star, we’ll crunch it
A little bit of Obi-Wan in my life
A little of Anakin by my side
A little bit of Padme’s all I need
A little bit of Leia’s what I see
A little bit of Windu in the sun
A little bit of Dooku all night long
A little bit of Yoda here I am
A little bit of Luke makes me a Star Wars fan
Mambo Hyper-Drive!
Fight up and down and move it all around
Put your saber to the Vader
Throw your saber to the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the dark and one to the light
Kill Obi-wan once and Palpatine twice
And if they disappear then you’re doing it right
A little bit of Obi-Wan in my life
A little of Anakin by my side
A little bit of Padme’s all I need
A little bit of Leia’s what I see
A little bit of Windu in the sun
A little bit of Dooku all night long
A little bit of Yoda here I am
A little bit of Luke makes me a Star Wars fan
Skywalker, the Skywalker!
Mambo hyper drive, ha, ha, ha
A little bit of Obi-Wan in my life
A little of Anakin by my side
A little bit of Padme’s all I need
A little bit of Leia’s what I see
A little bit of Windu in the sun
A little bit of Dooku all night long
A little bit of Yoda here I am
A little bit of Luke makes me a Star Wars fan
I’ll wear a stormtrooper hat
to fall in love with a franchise like that
Cause Jar-Jar can’t run and Jar-Jar can’t hide
Get rid of him and George’ll touch the sky
Mambo Hyper-Drive!
Back to the sarlaac pit
