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Penetrater = security guard kiwi = former employee tp = former photo lab employee mo murder = former photo lab employee jailbait = former employee (got fired for swearing at
guest during first week on the job, would
always run to bruce if she had a problem) bruce = executive at target killer klown = lady with scary makeup that works in
food avenue werewolf = employees husband who looks like a werewolf
does when changing from man to wolf, and
eats in food avenue at least twice a day beefcake = extremely large female security guard jason = obese guy who works in the back stockroom lush = one of the many front lanes supervisors irish pride = target employee who has the words Irish
Pride in old english on the windsheild
of his truck bobber = morbidly obese target female whom resembles a
giant bobber when she wears red and khaki,
usually smells very very badly April 22, 2002 R.I.P. Lane Staley April 25, 2002 Khaki shirts for the Penetrater. April 25, 2002 I don't know how or why tp put this
in the notebook, but here it is "I need may 14 & 15
off I can work on the Monday!" I am confused by that
statement. April 26, 2002 On this day tp stated that she would
no longer be reading the log book. Also this day
started a dismal trend at Target, we saw the first of
many "PATS" today. April 26, 2002 Co-worker stated that he saw a trio of
pats, and made this quote "tp can read?" April 27, 2002 penterater showed he was a genius
today and truly deserving of the target security
position he holds. while ringing him up he was
supposed to get 55 cents back he stated he hates
nickels so i offered to give him 1 quarter and 3
dimes instead to this he replied how about I give you
a quarter and then you give me 2 quarters and 3 dimes
back. Also on this glorious day a pregnant jailbait
made an appearance at our target store. April 29, 2002 I found out today that drive through
workers at Burger King are not to bright. April 29, 2002 penetrater stated for no reason today
that he wanted a small knife, for what we have no
clue, but I feel safer working at target already, and
the greasy kids that work in the backroom were jammin
to Nirvana. May 1, 2002 killer klown came in today sporting a new
hair color, it was black and brown. Penetrater had
to officially start wearing the khaki shirts today. May 2, 2002 penetrater proved his genius once again
by buying an as is stereo from target, and target
placed an add in the paper to hire some overnight
stock employees, so naturally there was a line up to
do this it took one guy 3 hours to fill it out, sadly
I think he may actually get the job. May 3, 2002 I must have watched tv last night,
because thats mainly what was in the logbook. Goose
died on ER, Joey thinks abysmal is a compliment, the
Osbornes get a reported 2 million each for the next
season, and the Pant Licker commercial. Msy 3, 2002 Penetrater now wants to put a system in
his truck it consists of an Xplod head unit, 1 10"
Kenwood Tornado sub, and a Kenwood amp. May 4, 2002 Werewolf sightings at 8:50 am, 11:45 am,
and 2:45 pm. The gods despise me today, because
beefcake initiated a conversation with me, I don't
remember it, because I try to block out horrible
memories but I can tell you it didn't last long at
all. May 6, 2002 the ultimate pat was sighted filling out
an application, I don't remember if it got hired. May 7, 2002 We got a new computer installed today at
target, I give it 2 days before someone breaks it. May 9, 2002 There are too many pats coming into
target. Apparently I stole a ball from kiwi, and I
still have it. May 10, 2002 Kiwi and I saw an accident today while
on our lunch, it happend behind the Outback
Steakhouse, and it blocked off the shortcut behind
target we went to Tubby's by the way, www.tubbys.org May 10, 2002 tp had a mysterious caller today, and
penetrater went out to lunch with a coworker who
played some britney for penetrater who was very
impressed. May 11, 2002 Penetrater changed the screensaver on
the computer to somthing about myself dreaming about
Kiwi, he thinks he is so funny. May 13, 2002 Jason the fat guy was hitting on the
lush today, it was funny, she was cleary
uncomfortable by the encounter and he was oblivious
to it all. May 14, 2002 Penetrater was seen in a pool hall
today, so a coworker was obliged to play a few games
with him, penetrater also filched a ride to lunch
again so he could hear britney bump. May 15, 2002 Jailbait prints out baby registry, a
lady empties $20 in change on the floor, the photo
lab got some amature porn pics today, and the newbie
was tardy today. May 16, 2002 The only thing of importance that I
wrote in the log today was "I had a dream." I'm not
sure, but I think it has something to do with what
Kiwi told me the other day. May 17, 2002 There is a rumor going around target
today that I was naughty with Kiwi. May 18, 2002 It was revealed today that penetrater
reads Glamour magazine, which instantly puts him
under homo suspiscion. May 19, 2002 tp makes a 2nd appearance in the log
book today only to tell a coworker that when
something is out, you fill it. May 20, 2002 Yoda kicks ass, Irish Pride is going
into the military, and the photo lab employees at
target will soon be getting black shirts to wear
instead of the target red. May 21, 2002 Pentetrater and a coworker will install
his system on the 23rd. May 23, 2002 Vanilla Coke tastes like creme soda to
me, when Kiwi and I went on lunch and break today we
witnessed penetraters system install taking place in
the target parking lot, total install time = over 7
hours. May 24, 2002 Tonto died today. Penetrater had the
balls to bitch about the person who donated their
time to help with the install, something about he
screwed up the spade terminals for the amp. May 24, 2002 The individual who helped pentrater with
the install feels that he doesn't have the right to
whine since the only thing penetrater paid him was a
slurpee. May 25, 2002 A new show will start June 2nd on Comedy
Central called Crank Yankers, I smell a winner. May 25, 2002 There was something in the log book
today about someone going on birth control, I won't
name any names. May 27, 2002 The birth control rumor was confirmed to
be false today. Bobber smells really bad today. May 27, 2002 A male guest came in today wearing a
pink wife beater with lime green shorts.
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