Hello from the peanut gallery

Random Quotes and Sayings From Odd Places

• Remember, good love is hard to find
• If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
• Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience
• Watch out for snakes
• Captains Log ... A bunch of our ship fell off and no one likes me.
• You're just jealous of my soon to be recognized groovitude
• Visualize whirled peas
• Stop the violins
• Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
• Due to an error, there are still a few of you left alive. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you
• Huzzah!
• That guy's uglier than a mud fence. He could make a train take a dirt road
• Hi! I'm Mitchell!
• We could be heroes, just for one day
• I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination
• Blathering Blatherskites!
• Even the losers get lucky sometimes
• Hold on a sec, did you just order a five dollar shake?
• I have a catapult. Give me your money or I will launch a rock at your head.
• Space Ghost: Now, if you would, come in here and attach a speaker to my head.
• Moltar: Um...(clears throat)...why?
• Space Ghost: Because, Moltar, world hunger is something that affects all of us
• Life is pain, highness. Anyone that says differently is selling something

Pictures, Places, Things, and sometimes strangeness. Well, often strangeness.

HEY! OVER HERE! PICTURES!
HIKING PICTURES! OF PEOPLE HIKING! or not...
Nice change from all those motivational posters
MORE! MORE! WHAT YOU ASK? PICTURES!
OTHER PICTURES! YES! BELIEVE IT!
Download this. To say it's funny would be an understatement. (Warning, graphic use of ice fishing)
Another Classic. Try it.
Not for the faint of heart. Hilarious though.
An old snickers commercial. He's Batman.
Hilarious. If you like Star Trek, download it. If you don't, you may not get the joke, but go for it anyway.
Honeymoon Photos part Niagara
Honeymoon Photos part DisneyWorld
Honeymoon Photos on the cruise ship
SOMEWHERE QUEST PREVIEW! COMING SOON TO A WEB PAGE NEAR YOU! (click here now though silly)

Welcome, welcome one and all.
Please, make yourselves at home. Comfortable? good. Well, this is my homepage. It's not my home, but it may resemble it in some ways. How you ask? Well, its disjointed, ever so slightly askew, and doesn't fit in well at right angles. But stay a while, enjoy it, then leave if you want, but like home, we've got an extra couch or two if you want to stay.


Please be advised: this is not an insperational message from the Zen Masters.
To help you look on the bright side, here are some things that could be worse:
Your butt could fall off,
You could be sucked into a black hole, never to be seen again,
You could be sitting on a table with an apple in your mouth, ready to be eaten
You could be a mime,
You could like karaoke,
You could be one of those perky people who smile all the time,
Your head could start spinning around like that possessed chick in the movies,
On top of everything, you could permanently itch,
You could be shanghaied into outer space to become some bratty alien's new pet,
You could discover that your whole life has been meaningless- that all along you've just been part of somebody else's multiple personality,
You could have no friends, no bladder control, and no sense of humor
So look on the bright side of life, doesn't that make you feel a little better knowing you aren't at the least, all of these at one time?



SO, what brings you to my humble abode here on the world wide web? Curiousity? Hope not, I hear it's lethal in most test subjects. Randomness? If so, that's even odder. Drop me an email, the address should be there at the bottom of the screen. Just use that little thing there we call a scroll bar and continue in the direction you were originally heading.


Meet Lemonhead.


Ah, the Princess Bride. One of my favorite movies of all time. You like movies? Tell me what you think of them. You don't like movies? That's fine too, quite a few these days stink. One of these days I'd like to see a new one come out that actually has a plot that makes sense and you can't see the ending coming 20 minutes into the picture.


Get Fuzzy. One of the best comics since Calvin and Hobbes. And referance to Lord of the Rings. One of the best books ever written. Who says there's nothing good in the newspapers anymore?



This is me. Yes, this is me with my head out the window of a car going about 90 mph. No, i wasn't driving and no, I didn't get any bugs stuck in my teeth. Thanks for your concern.


AN EXCERPT FROM THE MIND OF A COUSIN:
The night is my hell,
InsomnIac dreams,
arrive at my walls,
in multiple color,
the fires that burn,
are all in my mind,
and I am still awake,
so what does it matter?
If I could escape,
and run to the waters,
and swim to the edge of,
my sanity,
then let nothing pull me,
to peaceful cool darkness,
into the abyss,
that has become me,
in darkness comes sleep,
with sleeping comes rest,
the rest is forgotten,
and I would have peace,
but peace is elusive,
I'm haunted in nightmares,
and hell follows after,
InsomnIac dreams.
InsomnIa is always with me,
the sleepless nights my hateful friend,
the hell burns hot within my dreams,
just let me drown and make this end,
the light in each tunnel,
is from my tormentor,
the illumination,
reflections of pain,
each shadow in corners,
directs my escaping,
from wakeful damnation,
to sleeping again,
the corridor eastward,
is darkened beyond sight,
the blackness a promise,
the blissful unseen,
plunge into the void,
and trust to be driven,
to deepest of waters,
and wash myself clean,
the waters will take me,
from sleeping to sleeping,
and leave me to ponder,
the place I have been,
but I must escape,
from hell to nirvana,
leave all thought behind,
of InsomnIac dreams.



HEY! I JUST GOT MARRIED! THIS IS MY BRIDE AND I! 9-17-05! WHOO!