Thank you's I have to my peeps

These are "thank you's" and "no thank you's" to all my peeps out there. First of all I'd like to thank my agent, Alyssicus. Thanks to George Lucas, for making really cool movies. I want to thank the guy or girl who invented vanilla coke and mountain dew. I want to thank Hayden for being so hot.Thanks Ruthie for teaching me how to make sites. Thank you Nat you are cool. To my cats and my doggie, I love you. My mom and pop. My siblings whom are the coolest. Also to rubber duckie and my pe locker. Thank you Dr. Corkenstein, for helping me with my anger management problem. Thanks Elise for always hitting me when I'm mean. Thanks fluffy chickens you are fluffy. Thank you Mr. Snuggles for supporting me and being my good butterfly friend. Thank you orange ball, orange cone, dark green soccer penny, and stop sign for being the best buddies a girl could have. Thank you Toni for being a great pal heehee. Thanks to the person who invented cell phones too. To skylar, for going to tolo with me. Ms. Mills, thanks for pushing me in running. Kurt, you are hot no matter what. Thanks much Mo for my t-shirt. Much Thanks to Sunny, who makes me realize that you are absolutely crazy. No thanks to Melissa, who stepped on my foot. No thanks to those stupid Montesano soccer players, you evil people. My geometry teacher, please don't dance. The person who invented pickles, shame on you. The person who invented diet drinks, you are evil. No thanks to little tree elf, you are annoying. John Jacob Jinglehimersmith, learn a better song. Britney Spears go to Afganistan where you belong. No thanks to that one evil soccer coach and too all the evil referees who are aganist us. No thanks to skeeters cause they are making me itch at the moment. Freezing rain, you are cold. Kalama, you have a bad soccer field, same with Montesano. Mr. Norton, please don't do the pi thing again. my math teacher, don't pat my head. dan, get a hair cut. john karnes, you suck. mr. dolven, for being evil about soccer(i can see you when anyone mentions soccer, you laugh or cringe) Updates are in lime color