Disclaimer:? Fine, if you?re gonna make me say it? no, I don?t own Diadem.

A/N:? Okay, just so you know, everyone in this fic is probably seriously out of character, except for maybe Score, but it?s funnier that way.? Enjoy and please review afterwards.? Also, please no flames, this story is meant to be funny, if you don?t like this kind of thing, then don?t read it.? Constructive criticism, however, is accepted.

The characters of Diadem enter a chat room!? The horror!?

Screen Names:

IluvMe --- Score

BlueBoy --- Pixel

Renald101 --- Helaine

BigBad666 --- Sarman

ShapeShifter --- Shanarra

WeRuleAll --- The Triad

IMPsycho --- Destiny

-BlueBoy enters chat-

-IluvMe enters chat-

-BigBad666 enters chat-

-WeRuleAll enters chat-

IluvMe:???????????? Woohoo!? We beat everybody!? Party at the castle!? Pixel, you bring the beer.

BlueBoy:????????? I will do nothing of the sort.

IluvMe:???????????? You ruin all my fun.

BigBad666:????? I think Score's onto something here.

BlueBoy:????????? You would.

WeRuleAll:?????? Why is no one speaking to us?? Do you not realize who we are?? We hold infinite power that your puny

??????????????????????? minds could not even possibly conceive.?

BigBad666:????? And yet you're dead.

IluvMe: ??????????? Hey, you're not exactly real big in the land of the living yourself.

BigBad666:????? Must you remind me?

-Renald101 enters chat-

-ShapeShifter enters chat-

IluvMe: ??????????? Hey babe.

Renald101:?????? If you are speaking to me I must say that your referral to me as "babe" is quite insulting.

IluvMe:???????????? She wants me.

BlueBoy:????????? Of course.? That explains the pure hatred.

IluvMe:???????????? Hate is such a strong word...

BigBad666:????? Maybe she wants me.

Renald101:?????? *tries to control insane laughter*

WeRuleAll:?????? If anyone cares, our opinion is that---

ShapeShifter:??? Trust me, no one cares.

Renald101:?????? *still trying to gain control of the laughter*

BigBad666:????? I would be insulted... if I had any pride left.

IluvMe:???????????? Shanarra, you're awfully quiet...

ShapeShifter:??? I prefer to sit back and listen while you all prove to me what big idiots you are.

IluvMe:???????????? Ah.? Okay.

-IMPsycho enters chat-

BlueBoy:????????? It's evil psycho bitch!?

IluvMe:???????????? Hey!? That's my line.

BlueBoy:????????? Oh, did I say that out loud?

Renald101:?????? I was not aware they had computers in the afterlife.

BigBad666:????? How did you think your creators and I got here, Einstein?

Renald101:?????? Enstien?? I'm afraid I do not understand.

IluvMe:???????????? I'll explain later.

WeRuleAll:?????? Please don't refer to us as their creators.? We take no credit for them.

IMPsycho:??????? Can't say I blame you.

BigBad666:????? You have no room to talk.? You're worse than they are.

IMPsycho:??????? And you're any better?? You were gonna take over the Diadem by building a gigantic mobile!?

??????????????????????? That's brilliant.?

IMPsycho:??????? I'm being sarcastic by the way.

IluvMe:???????????? We got that.

BigBad666:????? I'll have you know I'm an evil genius.

IMPsycho:??????? Yeah, an evil genius that ended up just as dead as the rest of us.

IluvMe:???????????? Oooh!? Cat fight!

BlueBoy:????????? I'm surrounded by idiots.

Renald101:?????? Hey!

ShapeShifter:??? Hey!

BlueBoy:????????? Oh, sorry.? I'm surrounded by a few idiots.

WeRuleAll:?????? We got the closest to beating them.

BlueBoy:????????? How about we say you all got equally close?

IluvMe:???????????? But we still kicked ass!

Renald101:?????? Score, you're such a child.

IluvMe:???????????? That's not what you said that time in my bedroom.

BigBad666:????? I think I'm going to be sick.

ShapeShifter:??? Blink and I are barfing as I speak.

IMPsycho:??????? Score, how about no more references to your sex life, okay?

IluvMe:???????????? You know you all think I'm hot.

Renald101:?????? Actually, if I'm not mistaken, I believe Destiny has always been rather partial to Pixel.

BlueBoy:????????? *blushes*

IMPsycho:??????? *grins evilly*

IluvMe:???????????? Yeah Pixel.? You thought she whisked you off to another planet so that she could kill you, but she actually wanted to savagely rape you.

ShapeShifter:??? And I had just stopped throwing up.? Thanks for that image, Score.

BigBad666:????? Yay!? My cookies are done!

IluvMe:???????????? Okay, I am now afraid.

WeRuleAll:?????? You give a bad name to bad guys everywhere, Sarman.

Renald101:?????? You're bad guys.? You already have a bad name.? Duh!

BlueBoy:????????? Did Helaine just say duh?

BigBad666:????? Oh no!? Score is rubbing off on her.

IluvMe:???????????? Hey, you're the one who bakes cookies.? And just so you know, I never say duh.

BigBad666:????? What's wrong with baking cookies?? It's a hobbie.? I also knit.

IMPsycho:??????? Wow, really?? I knit, too!

IluvMe:???????????? *runs screaming from the room*

ShapeShifter:??? Hey guys, we finally got rid of him.

IluvMe:???????????? I heard that.

BigBad666:????? He's back.

WeRuleAll:?????? Damn it.

IluvMe:???????????? Fine.? None of you are invited to the party at the castle.

BlueBoy:????????? Sorry Score, but nobody wanted to go to your party.

BigBad666:????? I kinda did.

WeRuleAll:?????? Like we said earlier, Sarman, you're an embarassment to bad guys everywhere.

BigBad666:????? Hey, he said there would be beer.

IMPsycho:??????? Hmmm...

WeRuleAll:?????? On second thought...

IluvMe:???????????? Sarman, the Triad, and Destiny, you're invited.? *Sticks tongue out at Helaine, Pixel, and Shanarra.*

BlueBoy:????????? Raise your hand if you think Score'll grow up to be an alcoholic!? *raises hand*

BigBad666:????? *raises hand*

Renald101:?????? *raises hand*

IMPsycho:??????? *raises hand*

ShapeShifter:??? *raises hand*

WeRuleAll:?????? *raises hand*

IluvMe:???????????? *raises hand*

Renald101:?????? Score, you have problems.

IluvMe:???????????? That's not what you told me that time in the closet.

IMPsycho:??????? Score, what'd I say about the references to your sex life?

ShapeShifter:??? *barfing again*

WeRuleAll:?????? Okay, we're leaving.? We can no longer take the humiliation of seeing what our creations of ourselves have become.? You disgust us.? Goodbye.

-WeRuleAll exits chat-

BigBad666:????? And we're all so sad.

IluvMe:???????????? I hope they remember about the party.

BlueBoy:????????? How are they going to go to your party if they're dead?

IluvMe:???????????? If they're so all powerful, they'll find a way.

ShapeShifter:??? Okay, I've had enough, I'm leaving too.? By the way Score, Blink says to tell you you're a bastard.

-ShapeShifter exits chat-

IluvMe:???????????? Blink loves me, too.? It's just that he, like the rest of you, is unable to fully understand his feelings for me.

Renald101:?????? I have a sudden urge to chop your head off.

IluvMe:???????????? That's not what you said that time---

BlueBoy:????????? Okay, I'm leaving.

IMPsycho:??????? Me, too.? I've had all I can take.? By the way, see you again tonight, Pixel.? *blows a kiss*

BlueBoy:????????? *blushes*

-BlueBoy exits chat-

-IMPsycho exits chat-

IluvMe:???????????? I'm not even going to ask.

Renald101:?????? Maybe next time we should invite the unicorns and the goblins to chat.

IluvMe:???????????? How would unicorns type?

BigBad666:????? My cookies are burning!? Noooooooo!

-BigBad666 exits chat-

IluvMe:???????????? Yeah, okay.? Well I'd say it's definitely time to go.?

Renald101:?????? Yeah.

-IluvMe exits chat-

-Renald101 exits chat-

A/N:???? So... what'd you think?? It may suck, I wasn't really sure, but I hope you enjoyed it.? I'm not sure whether to write another chapter, so if I get good reviews I probably will. Thanks.? Oh, by the way, I wasn't sure if I spelled Shanarra right or not.? Also, if you want me to do a second chapter, you can also give me ideas for new people to use.? Also, I?m not sure I did everything right, you know, to make it look like a real chat room, so if I did it wrong? um, oops.

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