We here at Damn Good Charlotte took a couple GC songs and re-wrote them...the Damn Good Charlotte way. They're weird and they're random. If you don't like them, suck it cause we spent many hours on the phone together doing these haha. We only put up 3 for now cause we got tired...but we're gonna work on more soon. Enjoy what we have so far. Woot.
"Washin On"
Parody Of: "Movin' On"
When I think about my teeth
I wonder if they will survive
To live to see 25 or will they just fall out?
Like all my friends, they just keep whining.
People round me, always crying.
Because I smell up this place I call my home.
Not everyone knows, but everybody’s gotta wash their face.
Not everybody knows but everyone should be showering everyday
But mold on my face will come, and we'll keep moving on.
We're moving on.
Keep moving on
Wheres.
My.
Tooth.
Brush.
Face.
Wash.
Dove.
Soap.
On without the soaps we've lost but odors we've gained we'll take with us.
All I've got are these two hands to wash myself a little better, man
I wonder if I'll ever see the end of this dirt
With all this lice it just keeps falling
On my hair so now I'm calling
Out to someone else to help me comb it through
Not everyone knows, but everybody’s gotta wash their face.
Not everybody knows but everyone should be showering everyday
But mold on my face will come, and we'll keep moving on.
We're moving on.
Keep moving on
Wheres.
My.
Tooth.
Brush.
Face.
Wash.
Dove.
Soap.
Dirt.
Has.
Layed.
Here.
I Laugh.
Cry.
Wash.
or Try.
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"Waldorf Is Mine"
Parody of: "Waldorf Worldwide"
Listen up 'cause there ain't nothin' funny,
Throw your hands in the air and gimme all your money,
I’m jackin’ the house where your band is livin’,
'Cause we're not tired of stealin' every other weekend
I wanna go to parties where they got no guns,
Show up with one and have a little fun
Where thugs and punks and any other type,
Can gimme their shit and give it all night
[Chorus]
Everything's gonna be all mine now, everything's gonna be all mine
Get down gimme your shit all night now, Let's do this one more time,
Everything'll be all mine, Everything will be all mine, all mine
[Chorus Ends]
All I wanna do is take your welfare, all I wanna do is take your share
All I wanna do is take your welfare, all I wanna do is take your share
And I don't wanna run for the president, I just want to steal his money to pay my rent
And I'm tired of the police always shuttin' us down,
So I’m pushin those men all over the ground
And I'm eating everything off of other people's plates,
And I don't look important, so they're tellin' me to wait
My police records are filled with a bunch of shit,
I wanna take everything from your kid’s Christmas list
Said all I wanna do is take your welfare,
All I wanna do is take your share,
All I wanna do is take your somethin' from my nothin',
And GC baby, we’re takin all their somethin’s
[Chorus]
[Chorus Ends]
We'll be self-made millionaires,
These lives we'll lead without a care, oh yeah,
And we'll see what we'll be
Everything's gonna be all mine now,
Everybody say it one more time,
Everything will be all mine, all mine
We'll steal your shit when we get there, We'll steal your shit when we get there
All your videos, Or the radio, All your magazines, Or the movie screens…
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"Lifestyles of the Poor and Homeless"
Parody of: "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"
Always see it on the street
Or in any dirty scene
Hobos who want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan
Throwin’ around rocks and stones
Talkin' about how hard life can be
They’d like to see me spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think I would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd tie ‘em tight and they’d run
They would run (run)
Lifestyles of the poor and the homeless
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Actually they don’t got none
Think we should help them
Well did you know when you were homeless you probably don’t have a wife
You definetly lead a really lonely life
You’ve really got no cash, to pay for crock shit
And did you know you have nothing, you really lack
No job will ever let you back
You could always just live on the streets of D.C.
They’d like to see me spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think I would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think they'd tie ‘em tight and they’d run
They would run
Lifestyles of the poor and the homeless
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Actually they don’t got none
Think we should help them
Lifestyles of the poor and the homeless
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
They’ve got so many problems
Think I could solve them
Lifestyles of the poor and the homeless
They’ll take our clothes, cash, cars and homes just stop complainin'
Lifestyles of the poor and homeless...
Lifestyles of the poor and homeless...
Lifestyles of the poor and homeless
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"The Prostitute Anthem"
Parody of: "The Anthem"
It's a new day
The man in my bed is old,
It's a good life,
My body’s all sold,
But everything, it all just feels the same...
At my high school
Everyone loved me
Like you could totally tell,
I was Miss Popularity
My time spent there, it only made me see
That I really really want to sleep with you
I wanna do naughty things to you
I'm gonna be moaning every word I say
And I really wanna,
I really only wanna sleep
With you
Just wanna sleep with you
What I'm sayin' is
This man is handsome
I can get your dick up
You..
I wanna sleep with you
I’ll do it at a college,
A university
I give a good blow job
That's what he said to me
I could always give it the way they want
I'm gonna get by
And just do my guys
And wait while
They all get in line
I'm just a cheap girl pay no mind
Yeah I really wanna be with them
I’ll do any boy, its my trend
I’ll do any boy of that crowd
Cause I really wanna
I really only wanna sleep
With you
Just wanna sleep with you
What I'm sayin' is
This man is handsome
I can get your dick up
You..
I wanna sleep with you
Shake it once, that's fine
Shake it twice, that's okay
Shake it three times, I’m playing with yourself again
With you
Just wanna sleep with you
What I'm sayin' is
This man is handsome
I can get your dick up
Come on and feel me, moan if you're with me
You
Just wanna sleep with you (sleep with you)
This man is handsome
I can get your dick up
Come on and feel me, moan if you're with me
Another prostitute anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another prostitute anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another prostitute anthem (Whoa-oh)
Another prostitute anthem...!
Like I said...more to come soon!