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Ahh, hate mail. Despite the fact that I have a disclaimer on my site asking you to refrain from leaving dumbass bitching in my guestbook, a dyslexic few who visit seem to often disobey. In addition, I have also seemed to be getting just as pathetic emails in my e-mail box. Some of these e-mails and guesbook messages are just so commiserable and pitiable, that I have decided to dedicate an entire section of my site to them. If you want, you can email them and remind them about how big of a dumbass they may be. My comments are in bold italics. Newest are at the top. Enjoy.
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New---> From: FeRRaRiGurL503@aol.com
Ok listen i could understand some1 not liking GC but U have gone way to far ................... GC rawkz and U need to get ur life in order bcus GC is the coolest band ever and U dissed them mager with ur homepage! U need to go to hell !!!!!! 1 more thing dont try to act all cool and biatch me back bcus i want tryin to b mean its just when some1 disses GREAT guyz like them im gonna stand up 4 them 100%!
Joel is not a stoner......the only reason his eyes R like that is bcus sometimes when some1 doesnt relize some1 else is takin a pic thet arent ready! So go spend ur time on other thingz bsides ur fav. band ......Y else would u have so many pages of them?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! OH FUCK!!! THATS HILLARIOUS!! I LOVE THIS GIRL!!!!
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New--->From: Good_Charlotte_Rox427@msn.com
Alright lets get straight 2 the fucking point...why the hell do u spend so much fucking time on talking about good charlotte when u dont even like them? those pics where u make fun of them really piss me off and make me mad. i hate it so much when ppl do this shit and i really wish u had something better 2 do with ur life. and u think they're posers? well email me back and tell me exactly y u think they're posers cuz i could give u reasons y they're not...but first i wanna hear what u have 2 say!! Thanx 4 ur precious time!!
You want to know why we think they're posers? ARE YOU SERIOUS? HAHAHAHHAHA! Anyway. Sometimes I wish I had better things to do with my life as well, but for now this is working out just perfectly ;)
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From: benjiz_a_god@hotmail.com:
"Ok, this is basically to whoever is Jackie. Why the hell do you make fun of Billy? You almost look just like him. And, GC aren't posers, they don't give a shit what you, no-lifed losers say or do. I meen, if you claim to have a life then you not only have no life, but are a fucking liar too. If you have the time of day to sit on your asses and come up with this shit, then you need to get out more. Why the hell do you do this anyway? GC have never shit on you, so quit fucking shitting on them. There's nothing wrong with the guys. There are more lovers then haters out there, and one day, someone is genna kick your ass. You can count on that. You guys are a couple of shit-headed bitches that call yourself punks. What I have to say is: YOU TWO ARE THE FUCKING POSERS, NOT GC!"
ITS NOT MY FAULT ME AND BILLY HAVE THE SAME HAIR DAMNIT!!! I've had my hair like this for almost 2 years. That picture is outdated anyway, my hair is blonde now. Oh yeah, and I would love if you would point me in the direction of the area in which Liz and myself proclaimed ourselves "punk". Oh wait. We didn't. This email was very hard to take seriously, seeing as her email is benjiz_a_god and all...and she calls ME the poser...
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From: SugarJustine@netscape.net
"First off, I read your disclaimer and it says you do not want to see bitching in your guestbook. Therefore putting your email at the bottom of the screen allows me to "bitch" to you without putting a word in your guestbook. Secondly, people are allowed to express their opinion, but there comes a point where you've gone too far. I will not comment on the fact that you took time to make this website when you hate them because I took time to read it and complain to you about it when I love them. People are allowed to
dress how they want. For Example, Benji's "annoying ass tear make-up" is what he wants to do. He has no control over teenies going around trying to look like him or buying their clothing. As for his ever changing hair, It is his hair. Not yours. He is allowed to do what he wants to do with it. Same with Joel. He is allowed to dress how he wants and acts how he wants, and about your comment on him being a "ghetto thug." I believe it is somewhat hypocritical because of your comments in the "Pictures that PISS me OFF" section. Where you said "I don't drink the Gay-Hatorade"....?? As for Billy Being a Always Depressed, I can't comment on either. I do not know him, and I seriously doubt if
you do too, and even if he did have a depression problem that is nothing ot make fun of. It is actually very serious. Therefore it is none of your business to write about that. The same goes with "Paul I don't wash my clothes Thomas." You have no idea what his lifestyle is. You have no right to comment on that either. Basically the idea behind all of this is that Good Charlotte is allowed to do what they want, you can have you comments on that, but you have gone wayyy past "expressing" your opinion. I wanted to express my opinion on that. Thats it. You can email back with more of your "opinions" im curious to see what they
are."
I'm going to say whatever the fuck I want to say about Good Charlotte and their "lifestyles", and YOU can't tell me otherwise. Because as I recall, I am the one with the website here, and I can put WHATEVER the FUCK I want to on it. Including: you're a fucking stupid ass bitch who needs to get a life and a sense of humor. =)
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From: lucycat88@hotmail.com
"You know everyone thinks your site is bull shit,
I can’t believe you even had the guts to put your lame ass shit on
the
Internet.
Your weak inferior comments insult no one from Good Charlotte, but
yourself.
Your lack of intelligence makes the special Ed kids seem of a higher
power.
WOW, you suck ass, and so does your site. I think you deserve a metal
or
something.
Your intelligence is so easy make fun of. OH yeah, I can say fuck on
a site
one hundred times too, but it doesn’t help prove your very gay
points. If
all you can do to diss Good Charlotte is make fun of their style, you
make
yourself venerable to people, of cunning, such as me. I feel sorry
for the
fellow citizens who unfortunately had the displeasure to read, your
UN
organized, highly researched " web site."
I have a little sympathy for you, because you probably become
involved in
dictatorship.
To put it simply " YOU ARE A CRAP HEAD" "
Oh my God. Did she just...oh no she didn't. Yes she did. SHE CALLED ME A CRAP HEAD. I just...wow. I really have no reponse to that...nothing can beat that. For she has used the official best comeback ever: "You are a crap head". I am mind baffled.
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From: BrOmistazblOndie@aol.com:
"your are so fuckin retarded and have a little too much timeon your hands and you need to stop talkin shit about them and get a life!"
To quote you: "your are so fuckin retarded". I really think that's all I need to say right now. Note: This is the 2nd time this girl has written to me. And she says that I have no life?
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From: ashleyt929@hotmail.com:
"u really need to fucking chill out on the pics and shit. like ur any better then they r, seriously go get a life instead of screwing up others. yea so what fuckign bands do U like? eh? Midtown? O-town? Justing Timberflake? yea thats what i thought. delete that site or ill help u delete more then that."
If you are going to send me hate mail, at least learn how to spell your insults correctly first. This e-mail is simply just a demonstration of sheer idiocy in today's society. You obviously suffer from profound mental retardation. I pity you.
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From: BrOmistazblOndie@aol.com:
"hello, I dont like your GC site, its rude, even if theres a disclaimer, what if they somehow stumbled across to your site? Do you honestly think they would be happy to have a fan like you? I would be unbelievebly disgusted to know my fans are just making fun of me, you must not have a life, if all you do is make rants about people you must have some hidden anger, dont be mad."
Yeah, I seem to have completely missed the part in this futile e-mail where I am supposed to care about what she thinks GC's reaction will be. In the first line, there is a hint that she may have read the disclaimer. Yeah...you obviously need to read the shit again, pussy whipped bitch!
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New:
Name: Emily
Homepage:
E-Mail: emsweet02@hotmail.com
Referred By: Friend
City/Country: Bethesda Maryland
Comments: Ok, first off...Waldorf is not a hick town and there's nothing wrong with Maryland so shut the fuck up about that. And your site is not funny. It's lame!! No band is fuckin perfect. If they call themselves Punk, let them think so you dont need to get all pissy about that.You waste your time makin a lame ass pointless site that is not funny at all. Your only 16 so what do you know? I shouldnt be wasting my time here so get your ass back to freshman year in high school and leave the best band in the world alone. And by the way your picture is hella ugly and makes me wanna throw up. ::runs to the bathroom and throws up in disgust::
*rubs hands together* Alright, here we go. I know Waldorf is not a hick town. I am GENERALIZING. I am STEREOTYPING. And I dont care. And also, if my site is so "lame" and "not funny", then why the fuck did you waste your time reading it and posting a long ass message in my guesbook? Yes, I am 16, and you now officially sound like a dumbass by saying I should go back to my "freshman year of high school". Fact-I'm a junior, "so shut the fuck up about that". And for you to say that Good Charlotte is the best band in the world is pretty fucking sad. In conclusion, you are one shallow human being for commenting on how "ugly" my picture is. If you dont like it, then dont look at it. I can't believe I just wasted so much space on my website writing this to you. Die.
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Name: A Not Amused GC FAN
Homepage:
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
City/Country:
Comments: All I have to say is, it NO.. nothing great... get a life. your no genius, your just a person with nothing better to do,
Wow, you're a tricky one. Can't get nothin' past you. Yeah, you are absolutely right. You have unlocked the secrets of this site. The only reason I created this site was out of complete boredom. No, I dont have a life, nor do I have anything else better to do. Why the hell else would I make this site?
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Name: Alexa
Homepage:
E-Mail:
Referred By: Just Surfed In
City/Country: PA
Comments: ok sum stuff on this site is funny, but I don't understand y u would dedicate so much time and effort 2 finding all of these rare pics and then writing shit all over em?! Y waste so much time on a band u obviously hate. I don't get that @ all..ignorant ppl like u really piss me off. ppl r probably gonna respond 2 this and cuss me out and crap but I don't care
Answer to your question: BECAUSE I'M A BORED FUCK WITH NO LIFE. Stupid ass people like YOU piss ME off. Go back to licking your Benji poster.
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Name:
Homepage:
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
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Comments: DAMNED U TO HELL BITCH GOOD CHARLOTTE ROCKS YOU JUST SOME FREAK ASS PUSSY WHO LISTENS TO RAP OR KILLING MUSIC U FUCKING DYKE GET A LIFE
I'm the pussy? You're the one who is hiding your identity behind a screen. Come on, give me your name and e-mail, bitch! Some people, man....
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Name: Hans
Homepage:
E-Mail: lickmyballs@fuckyou
Referred By: Just Surfed In
City/Country: Washington DC
Comments: Dude you need to chill out. I love good charlotte and hate the fact that they sold out as much as the next man but i wouldnt be as immature tomake a lame site like this. You need to put your efforts into something a little more productive and a little less bitching and whining. Also i would consult a dictionary and learn how to spell stomach. Duesche, you are nothign but a little duesche, keep up the shitty work you fag.
You whine to me about mispelling "stomach", yet you have 7 spelling/punctuation errors. Who's the "duesche" now....deusche?
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Yeah, there's tons more of those stupid ass comments in my guestbook, but that's all you get for now untill I recover from this current stage of shock of all the stupid people in this world. I'm sure there's many, MANY more to come soon....