Not-so-long-ago
In the world of new times
Good and evil's worst traits
Were thrown out in the brine.

They fought day and night
And never did tire
You could see views of flying halos
And great balls of fire.

Until the last demon
Collapsed on the ground
And they collected the horrors of the battle
Up in a mound.

"But where shall we put them?"
The question arose
"To the internet!"
"Where all worthless junk goes!"

So they downloaded them in
And sealed it up tight
But will somebody open it?
Some idiot just might.

And sure enough, here you are
On this fine, peaceful day
So before you click too far
STOP!  GO AWAY!

This place should not exist
Though I fear that it does
You should run far away
And I tell you because

If you open this up
You can never turn back,
All you know, all you've learned
Thrown away in a sack.

I see you're still here.
You don't heed my advisement?
Well, then I guess it's time to put your room
Up for advertisement.

Say so-long to your friends,
Kiss your family good-bye.
You're really still here?
My, my, my ,my.

Once you're in, this is permanant
Not just a glance
I'm warning you now
This is your last chance.

What's inside could make you cripple
Make snakes your new hair
But if you're really sure,

OPEN it
If you dare...