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WHOSE BODY?

You've probably have seen a bumper stick, or a protest sign, or heard some defiant and rebellious feminist-sexist twit blatter the words:

"Keep your laws off my body!"

to which GOD might retort:

"Keep your stinkin' filth outa My face!

and

"Get off My planet NOW!
MOVE it - you despicable carcass, headed for the cemetery!


I personally would respond to her:

"Says who? You gonna make me? You and whose ARMY? (as Shreck would say)

There are reasons to neither commit suicide....nor abuse one's body with random acts of chaotic mindless insanity:

A. If one murders onesself by committing (not performing) suicide, one can never repent of the sin of committing (not performing) murder, being that - once dead - one can NEVER ask for forgiveness for committing (not performing) homicide against onesself, and

B. One must not abuse one's body with abortion homicide nor even intoxicating drunkkeness with nicotene, marijuana, heroin, other narcotics and hallucinogens, nor with venereal diseases....because of your following body owners:

1. God Almighty [Your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you. You are not your own; you were brought with a price. Whoever destroys God's temple, God will destroy him]

2. You yourself [No man ever yet hates his own flesh, but cherishes and nourishes it. Whoever comes to Me and does hate his own father, mother, wife, kids, and even his own life cannot be My disciple]

3. Your wife [The husband does not rule over his own body, but his wife does. And the wife does not rule over her own body, but her husband does]

4. Your parents [What, son of my womb? Give not your strength to women, and it is not for kings to get drunk with wine, my son]

5. Your church [We - the fellowship of believers - are the body of Christ, and members thereof]

6. Your employer [If you don't get off your indolent duff and get your lazy derierre [Remember: Crack Kills!] to work on time, you're FIRED! If anyone will not work, neither let him eat.]