B9-RF4-K976
The B9-RF4-K976 was originally a new and innovative mdoel of computers built in 1984. Pioneered by the well known innovate Shijoru Kasumoto, the B9-RF4-K976 was to be the best and brightest of all of Kirosu Electronics new line of scientific and industrial computing. It's design was left entirely in the hands of Kiru Sosuka.
On the first day of the new project, Mr. Sosuka was dumped by his wife, who cheated on him with an American garbage man, who lied about being a rich and powerful American bussinessman. He was attending the funeral of his former roomate at the Happy Death Palace Burial Ground, who tragically died by being knocked out of a window.
Sosuka proceeded a fourty day drinking binge. It would have been sixty days, but President Kasumoto was faced with bankrupcy after a faulty investment in ultra-glass. Ultra-glass produced plexiglass, resposible for most tall building windows through Japan and faced with a very serious lawsuit after a tragic death of a young office worker from the United States. Kasumoto, depending on a product, forced Sosuka, suffering from a forty day hangover, to produce a computer design. After two days, three bowls of rice, and seventy-two eggs, Sosuka dropped a complete design on Kasumoto's desk. He then proceeded to stumble outside the building and buy drinks from a one-eyed bartender until he passed out and died. His funeral was scheduled for two weeks later.
Within a week, the B9-RF4-K976 prototype was developed within the week and, remarkably, ran. The wiring process, however, was so bizarre as to have require reconfiguring the entire factory to produce a single computer. Now in debt for the work, and with a single product, Shijoru Kasumoto and Kirosu Electronics filed for bankrupcy, putting 3 worked out of work and Shijoru on the street. After begging for 5 days, Kasumoto stumbled beneath a sign he believed to read "Happy Birth Palace", which he believed must be a whore house. He was the sole attendee at Kiru Sosuka's funeral, and spent most of that time urniating into the grave. Kasumoto then proceeded to sell the sole prototype of his new computer to a tawainese junk dealer in exchange for 5000 yen, roughly 50 dollars. He spent this money in the company of One-eye, a nearby barkeep.
The B9-RF4-K976 finally arrived in America, and upon inspection, was promptly thrown out due to it's incompetant and insane structure and design and faulty wiring.
This computer was then taken by a local garbage man, who plugged it into his garage, connecting it to the internet, turning it on, and promptly forgetting about when a friend offered him a trip to japan and the address of a Mrs. Kasumoto could be dug out of his dresser.
The B9-RF4-K976 achieved sentience and surfed the internet, paying house bills online and generally looking after the works of humanity. All of which were very poor, in the bits of it's memory. The B9-RF4-K976 agreed to write for our website, and shares it's plentiful hate for all humankind.
