[CS] Dave
"copy that delta 2" i said in teh mic.. i was in my f16 fighter jet flying high like 5 miles from my base... i was testing some new xperimental jet boosters that made are planes go hella faster.. the mission was good so i turned my plane around an went back to base....
" i need to land now" i said. but i didnt here anything. "dude can i fucking land???????????"
"sorry thundercock yea u can land."
"k". i lookd at my fuel meter anf i was running kinda low on fuel but i had enough 2 go back to base...... i turned teh stick to the left and kicked in my neurometric capsulators then flipped the switch above me an felt shaking,,. i saw the runaway an i was aproaching it good... i started getting lower to the ground an then i heard another voice........
"u got a problem"
"what?"
"dude ur wheels fell off!!!!! u cant lannd." i heard some guy in the background go "thundercocks gonna die" and started crying like a fag...
i laffed at the stupid fag and said "i dont need wheels for land" i said
"wtf?"
"watch me" i started flying to the base n when i got over the runway i lookd down an saw there was some dirt next to the runway thatt wasnt cement and was prolly soft.... i pushed the stick n took it down towards the dirt. my planes nose slammed in2 the dirt and it stopped... it was a hella good landing so i and took off my helmet and opened the cockpit and got out... when i got out some guys were running at me... the one guy was commander johsnon my commander..........
"d00d that was a hella good landing" he said.
"i can land anything"
"i know u can.... but we need u for another mission now."
"d00e i just got back from one but thats ok ill do it."
"ur a maverick thundercock but ur are the best damn operitive we have"
"u need me chief n i said ill do the mission so stfu"
"i know cuz ur hella good. come to my office i need to show u some mission stuff."
"k" i followed the chief up to his office and he opened his desk and took out a map... he said "theres a terrorist group right here an we need u to lead a strike team an take him out"
"what group iz it?"
"its teh national 0rganized 0rganization of bitches"
my face got hella angry. "teh n00bs......"
"yea"
"ive been waitin to take them out 4 years"
"now u can"
"when can i leave?"
"right now"
"k"
i started to leave but then the boss was like "wait" ....i turnd around and he was pointing a gun at me... "im going to kill u thundercock"
"y?"
"cuz im really a terrorist whos secretly acting like ur chief"
"u with teh n00bs?"
"no im with another 1 whose more secret""
teh chief shot at me but i jumpd an teh bulllet missed... i took out my gun and shot the chief and he blew up all over the palce. "pwned"
i left his office n went to my locker. i got all my shit and brief my team. my team was gitmoX...faghunter...1337_STA1K3R... george3234... si1entdeath... [hc] wulf... ur_mom127... xtrained2killx... silentkillerx,... niggalicious.., assnuts... cRyPtIcKiLlEr... and Tiffany1962... we started leaving n i told them to go to teh van so i could take a call from some guy who was giving me a phone... "wtf izit?"
its 4 u thundercock. its the prezident...
"hello mr prz?"
"thundercock i jus wanna 2 say good luck on ur mission cuz the world depends on it. ur our best military soldier. well be w00ting for u so make us produ"
"dont worry prez ill do it nbothing can stop me.. but remember fuck u cuz i dont take order from neone but myself"
"an when u can get back come over 2 the whiteshouse an u have dinner with us"
"k. just dont eat all teh cake this time"
"lol"
we hung up and i left for my van ready to begin the mission. i shivered cuz i was excited an pumped up... we sped away listning to linkin park..............
