[CS] Dave
i was outsde w/ my friend yesterday and we wlked down rthe street a bit over to this telephone poll. my friend was lik dude i bet those polls are hella hard to climb n i was like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh no. he was like then u do it n i said ok. i jumped up n grabbed those metal things n pulled myself up. then io started climbing the metal things towards teh top of the poll. then i heard my friend down there and he yelled at me d00d theres something fucking up there!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i was like no there isnt fuck u!!!!!! he said dude look up!!!!!!!!11 i looked up an there was this fuckin bear sitting at the top of the poll. i said holy shit!!!!!! i started to clumb down but then teh bear startd climbin down to. i yelled down to my friend dude fucking throw something at it!!! its gonna get me!!!!!!!!! the bear started reaching down an grabbing at my head an i was like stop touchin me u gay ass beaR!!!!! my friend friend grabbed some rocks n started throwing them at the bear but some of them hit me. i was said dude hit teh fucking bear!! hes gonna start tryin to fucking hump me!!!!! he was like im trying but hes hella small!! goddamnit!!!! i got down to the last metal things n then jumped down. i started kicking teh poll to try and knock the bear off but he slid down to the bottom and started chasin me. i grabbd a stick n started tryin to hit teh bear but my friend threw a rock at the bear n hit me in the nuts. i fell down but my frind threw anothr rock at the bear n the bear started chasing him. he ran around a corner n the bear ran over that way. i was like fuck this n went back inside. anyway i think everyon should get to have guns n we should shoot animals. i sometimes throw rocks n shit at cats but itd be better if we had guns. i think the bears come down here for teh cats.
