Broken
He's often refered to as "the new generation of talk hosts." The old generation would most likely be guys like Rush Limbaugh who have been on the air since the 80's. And since Rush can't be there forever, people are beginning to look towards younger talk show hosts to carry the torch.
I was sitting here at my desk a while ago, thinking about all of the people that I hate. I thought to myself, "You know, I hate a lot of people, but it's just not enough. I need to hate more." So I picked up my radio and found the Sean Hannity Show. Within minutes, I knew I had found my source of new hate: Sean Hannity and his 12 million fans. While I don't despise myself enough to listen to his show every day, I listen enough to know that at least a quarter of this world's bullshit can be found on his tongue. It's hard to believe there are still people out there who think the war in Iraq was a good idea, but Hannity is one of them. Even Bill O'Reilly admitted that he was wrong about the war, and if an ego-made-flesh like him can admit that, why can't Hannity? The only answer to that question is that Hannity must live in an even bigger state of denial than O'Reilly. Anyone who's even seen a picture of O'Reilly should know that that's impossible, unless of course you've got the blood of Beelzebub/Rush Limbaugh coursing through your veins, which Sean most certainly does.
But there are times when I agree with Hannity. For example, Hannity hates it when people "politicize" something. For those of you who don't know, politicizing is when someone on the 9/11 commission asks a member of the administration a hard question, or when a newsman wants to read off the names of all the Americans who have died in Iraq, or when someone criticizes the President's foreign policy. But it most certainly is not when you "proudly" play the audio portion of the Nick Berg execution tape to show us all how "evil" the people we're fighting against are, therefore making us more supportive of the war. Because if that were politicizing, it would mean that Hannity has politicized something, and that's just not possible. No one who is so forceful and strong in his attacks on those who politicize would ever dream of politicizing anything. At least not unless they were an enormous hypocrite, not to mention a giant fucking douchebag. . . Oh, wait. Okay, forget everything I just said.
Sean also enjoys talking about "flip-flopping." He and his friends use the term quite often when refering to John Kerry and other political enemies. While I do think Kerry is one of the worst alternatives to Bush we could possibly have (he's still better, but not by much), and while it is true that he does "flip-flop," there are so many other people that do the very same thing. And despite what Hannity might want you to think, there are many political sins that are far worse than flip-flopping. For instance, you could completely ignore logic, good judgment, history, and the rest of the world, and then go off and start an endless war in some middle eastern country to satisfy the imperialistic agenda that your various cabinet members have been pushing for over a decade. Oh, and before you do all of this, you could have also attacked the previous administration for attempting "nation building" in the Middle East while you were Governor of Texas (I think that last part is called "flip-flopping"). But Hannity strongly supports someone who has done both of those things. I guess in his mind, flip-flopping and starting an unnecessary war is better than just flip-flopping.
So what does Hannity get for his attempts to lead mankind astray on his radio show? He gets what all vile deceptive Rushspawns who enjoy collecting newborn baby corpses and making jewlry out of their shattered bone fragments get: A job at the Fox News Channel. Here, the "adorable" (at least according to someone I've never heard of) Sean Hannity is placed next to Alan Colmes, who appears to be some sort of Kobold that someone at Fox found in their bathroom devouring left over excrement from their toilet when they came home late one night. Colmes' job is to sit next to Hannity and look really ugly, making Hannity look really good by comparison. Well, to anyone who hates themselves enough to allow themselves to be attracted to Hannity at least. I don't know what kind of person it takes to enjoy listening to Sean Hannity, but I assume that it takes the same kind of mentality of those who followed Charles Manson or Jim Jones. Just remember that if you listen to his show. To be a fan of Hannity is to be a fan of Jim Jones. So don't be surprised if you find yourself in the middle of a jungle taking part in mass suicide.
