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April-September 2006

Broken - 09/26/06 - 10:07 PM

Embracing a bold new vision is "quitter talk"? Maybe in Retardoland, but not here. I think it's time for another facelift. Most websites revamp every couple years, and it's been well over a couple years since our last one. It wouldn't be hard. Just get rid of those cheesy skulls, all that black, our misleading name, and that dumbass Kefka picture you still have. Seriously, it was funny back in 2002, but come on. Final Fantasy 3 isn't even that good.

We take out those things and replace them with a simpler but smoother and more oval look. It'd be a great way to temporarily divert attention away from the fact that we haven't added any new content in at least a year. So unless you want to start doing some real work, I don't see how we can avoid a graphical overhaul while still retaining our credibility.

RealityMeltdown - 09/23/06 - 10:11 PM

That's just quitter talk.

Broken - 09/23/06 - 5:34 PM

I haven't abandoned anyone. I was going to check up on this place eventually. I just figured that since we're in such a huge slump, it wouldn't hurt if I waited a while.

Little did I know, Meltdown apparently took it upon himself to unleash the biggest string of updates he's done in about three years. Good job. It doesn't amount to much in the long run, but at least it lets Eric know we're still alive.

Anyway, I think we should abandon this site. Well, the name and look anyway. Not the whole thing, even if it is basically dead.

RealityMeltdown - 09/20/06 - 10:26 PM

Broken has abandoned us!

RealityMeltdown - 09/20/06 - 10:25 PM

Also: We do abandon bleeding in your brain.

RealityMeltdown - 09/09/06 - 6:02 PM

I think the mroe you're intrested in a show, without actually tkaing the time to actively watch it increases your chances of seeing the same episode.

I've got the enw batman cartoon on, which I didn't even know existed (but I like batman, and since I was up in the morning today, I mgiht as well watch Saturday cartoons), and I see the only episode I've seen before. What a gyp.

RealityMeltdown - 09/04/06 - 4:29 PM

I fail to see why people try to sell religion. Every flyer and suggestion about heading to some sort of organized religion always rubs me the wrong way. It's like there's a whole gorup of people without legitimate hobbies.

I'm not saying organized religion is bad; just that most of the people approaching that always do it wrong. Some people could really benefit from religion. People who don't have much else. The downtrodden, the hungry, the incarcerated. They all can benfit from it. But they never seem to personally help those people. No, they approach people who are alot like they are; but obviously from a less religious background. Being invited to an event where the people are relgious doesn't bother me. I'm not a republican, but I went to the republican BBQ. I like food, I just didn't care about politics. If someone wnats to invite me to hang out, and alot of those people meet through religion, that's fine. It's when they just try to spoonfeed religion to me that it's really irking. I just ain't hungry.

Broken - 07/04/06 - 7:31 PM

Sorry. I wasn't really expecting my friend over here to post anything, and he never bothered to tell me when he actually did. So now I'm late in responding. See what happens when we don't communicate?

For anyone who doesn't know what Real is talking about, a couple years back, he traded away his soul for the opportunity to become an anonymous cog deep within the bowels of a bloated corporate superpower. Apparently, one of his functions is to print infant-based media, probably so that they can grow up to be just like him. Thanks for letting me know, Meltdown. I had no idea you were responsible for that drivel.

RealityMeltdown - 06/28/06 - 11:56 PM

So you know your favorite movie? That Baby Jazz thing? I found out my company sells that. We don't own it, but we print it.

Broken - 05/02/06 - 1:44 PM

I don't hate you. I've known you for like, 21 years, man. You're my friend. What I hate is the space that surrounds you and exists within you. The sounds that come out of your mouth when you speak, and the combination of letters that your hands create when you use a keyboard. The colors on the body of matter that your consciousness occupies when light reflects off of it. In short, you. But, you know, not you you, just you.

Oh, and please give us something other than stupid observations about peanuts. How about something important? Like you said you'd do months ago. This isn't a fucking jamboree.

RealityMeltdown - April Sixteenth Two Thousand and Six Anno Domini, at Twelve Fourteen Ante Meridiem

You do not love everything. I know for a fact you hate me. Obviously you are a liar and an idiot.

I hate flying bugs. With the onset of spring they're all over my damn house and I feel obligated to put each and every one into a nice smear. The worst is the ones in the bathroom. They wait until I'm preoccupied voiding my bladder to fly at my face. Total assholes.

Broken - 04/19/06 - 11:49 AM

Don't put just 6 as the year. This isn't the first century. Or do you want us to think you somehow went back in time 2000 years? You couldn't butter toast, let alone time travel.

Nothing pisses me off. I love everything.

RealityMeltdown - 4/16/6 - 1:51 AM

You get old faster than soggy bread.

Know what else I hate? Peanut skins. Not only are peanuts a bitch to open, and crumble all over making a huge mess, but the skins taste like paper. They're crap. Or they stick to your gums and mouth, sitting there, like a malicious bandit. They're even stupidly colored. Maroon? Dark red? When the shell and the nut are both beige. Get with the program, peanut shells. They're the ass coating on your peanut M&M.

Broken - 04/15/06 - 5:11 PM

This is a far cry from all those updates you promised a few months back. I agree though; Japan is overrated. A lot of people are enthralled by foreign cultures when they don't have to live there, especially if the culture produces attractive cartoons. Spend a few years in Japan, however, and you're certain to get tired of it, just like those of us who've lived here all our lives are tired of America. Everything gets boring after a while.

RealityMeltdown - 4/13/6 - 1:13 AM

I've thought alot of thoughts I felt were significant.

None of those will be recorded here.

When reading webcomics, I'm okay with them using the term "Manga". It Japanese term for comic, as I understand it.

What ticks me off is when they make you read from right to left. Alot of comics are bad enough about text placement and how to make it obvious who's repsonding to who (the order to read them in). But there's no good reason to print something in english for people who speak english. I don't even understand why things copied directly from Japanese aren't flipped. If you want it read in a language that's right to left, then do so. But get your head out of your ass, you're not japanese, not everything Japanese is terrific, and get used to your life in American culture.

RealityMeltdown - 4/6/6 - 12:01 AM

You know what's great about me? I'm not dead.