March 2005
Broken X23
- 03/31/05 - 7:24 PM
Exactly what percentage of that boundless mental capacity you claim to possess is devoted to fixing your typos? Most of it seems to be dedicated to procuring less irritating lubricants for your little johnson so you can more effectively masturbate to E's reinactments of the Michael Jackson child molestation trial.
Oh, and it looks like you're back to using ass-based insults. Bravo, Meltdown. I'm sure our fans appreciate your ability for intelligent high-brow commentary. You don't fool anyone. These cheapshots are just a stupid way of saying you're not going to do any work. Jesus once said, "before thou dost point to the slothfulness of thy brother, be certain the junk from thine own ass is verily absent." You would do well to heed those words.
RealityMeltdown
- 03/31/05 - 11:55 AM
Our powers combined?
You're joking, right?
Combining my immense mental facilities with yours would... well, adding less than 1 to infinity is still infinity. I don't get anything out of this deal. I've already got my money, dead babies, and 10 year old sex slaves.
You keep saying you wont deign to place a half-assed wrok up on the site, but let's face it: we've yet to see a whole-assed contribution from you. Believe me, we'd know if it'd happened. The entire internet would be squashed by your gigantic fat-ridden ass.
Broken X23
- 03/30/05 - 1:05 PM
Sorry, I just thought that since you're the co-webmaster of this shit site you might want to help contribute to it. And I'm not just going throw something out there without giving it any thought. That may be good enough for you, but it's not good enough for our fans.
Why don't you help me do a comic? I know giving aid to someone might be a foreign concept to you. Usually you don't give a shit about anyone but yourself. You just crush everyone who gets in your way as you claw your way to the top, where you'll roll around nude in piles of money and dead babies while being serviced by 10-year old Malaysian prostitutes. But just this once, help me. Give me script ideas, maybe write a few panels yourself, or write a whole comic and I'll do the artwork for it. If we put both our minds together on this, it'd be like using the entire brain of one average person. Imagine what we could accomplish.
RealityMeltdown
- 03/29/05 - 10:50 PM
How can you blame me for your inability to update?
Somehow my busy life isn't a good enougyh excuse for you to make your crappy comic. Just squish one out of your fat lardy butt and post it.
I'm not getting paid for this. It's not my job to make you update. Quit being a lazy slob and give more to our dedicated fans!
Broken X23
- 03/26/05 - 11:26 PM
All right, I've updated. Well, actually I really haven't. I just finally got around to moving our January and February posts into the new 2005 archives. We're off to a really bad start this year. We've had almost nothing in the last three months. This is kind of how 2004 started too, and we eventually recovered, so there may still be hope. Right now the problem is that Meltdown has this idiotic notion that his personal life is more important than this site. And I can't work up the energy to do anything unless I have someone to compete with. Spite is the single greatest motivator. I was working on a comic, but it's gradually fallen out of favor ever since I realized that it wasn't very good. I may still come up with something though.
Broken X23
- 03/04/05 - 12:51 AM
Shut
up! How am I supposed to finish anything when my entire existence revolves around having to listen to your perpetual bitching? It's like trying to work while little parasitic insects lay their eggs in your brain. If you're so determined, then let me ask you again, why don't
you do something? There's all kinds of stuff you could be doing for the site. Go write an article or something. You could do one about school. Or your job. Or those tiny crabs you've been finding around your junk.
Stop whining about me when you don't do anything either. Eventually our readers will wise up to your hypocrisy.
RealityMeltdown
- 03/02/05 - 11:55 PM
I'm way busier than you are. It's testament to my determination that I post at all.
Just vomit out your comic and go back to your hidey hole and shut the hell up!
You should be able to make one a day, much less a month. Quit your sniveling and make it.
