November 2003

RealityMeltdown - 11/21/03 - 5:35 PM

Fuck you, you delibrate sack of shit.

Broken X23 - 11/21/03 - 4:51 PM

somtims i le k to tal klike Realitmtletdown. i like takling lk ereality meltdown.

wat does thes hav todo wis the site>? nuthing bus i cam wearkning pants eodaydfknm lol111

RealityMeltdown - 11/21/03 - 11:30 AM

So I ate a pile of flaming goat shit the other day. I was excited when I saw that we had a pile of flaming goat shit because I like it a lot.

What does this have to do with the site? Well, sometimes I like to think of Broken's script as a pile of flaming goat shit.

No matter what you do to it, it's still shit.

My powers of written word are less than mighty enough to make a decent script, but I'll try. Hopefully more updates in the coming days.

Broken X23 - 11/21/03 - 12:12 AM

I ate a pear last week. I was excited when I saw that we had pears because I like them a lot. They were too ripe to eat though, so I waited a couple days for them to soften up. When I tried to eat one again, it was all rotten and disgusting. I was very upset.

What does this have to do with the site? Well, sometimes I like to think of us as a pear. We're good when you bite into us at the right time, but suck if you don't. We're going through a pretty long period of suckage right now, but I have some good news. I managed to do a script for one of our future flash shows. I'm not sure if we'll use it yet. Meltdown wants me to do a billion of them, after which we'll pick the best one out of the pile. I think we should just use the one I have now because they're not going to get a whole lot better. Not to mention that it takes forever for an idea to come to me that I can actually use for a full script.

RealityMeltdown - 11/17/03 - 9:00 AM

Broken sucks.

'nough said.

Broken X23 - 11/12/03 - 9:39 PM

Gather 'round everyone. I have a story to tell! Today I was out in front of my school and there were these two guys in a car parked next to the curb. Their car was one of those "hot rods" or whatever you people call them. They pulled out and started spinning their car around all over the street. It felt like I was at work with all those lowriders. I wish they had run into me. My car would have been wrecked too, but I don't care as much. God, I hate cars.

I'm going to start working on a script for a future flash cartoon soon. Just so you know we're actually doing something...

RealityMeltdown - 11/10/03 - 3:05 PM

Well, another week another story. The feeble haircut place isn't open mondays! What a crock. I was so disenheartened I neglected to get frozen yogurt. This world exists solely to spite me.

I've had some spare time, possibly due to my recent condition of narcolepsy. I seem to fall asleep, say, through both my morning classes. Being a slacker sure is easy. This must be how Broken feels every day.

Whats in the works for this site? Well, something I had planned may not arrive for awhile... but it will, someday. Just not today. Tomorrow doesn't look so good either. But soon!

RealityMeltdown - 11/04/03 - 9:35 PM

Halloween sucked. I neglected to buy cheap excess candy afterwards. We're entering the best holiday on earth, followed by the worst. Buckle down the hatches and hold unto your seats.

You don't need divine light to run flash, jackass. And you're not blessed. However, I may be cursed, knowing you.

They'd sent them to worse than Iraq. Although listening to you should be more than enough punishment. We'll see what comes.

Broken X23 - 11/04/03 - 8:32 AM

Since I'm up I might as well update. We've decided that we're going to work on Flash animations again. We seem more determined than we did last time so maybe we can get something done. Maybe I should try and get a hold of multimeda creation software of some sort. I think this computer could really make good use of it. Seriously, this thing is more or less the son of God. I'm not sure why God decided to send his son down to earth in the form of a computer, but hey, who am I to question God? All I know is that he sent his son and it's this computer. I'm very thankful to have been blessed like this.

But enough about me. I had a great Halloween. I didn't actually do anything, but that's the point. Friday night went by without a single lowrider. All drunk and making jackasses of themselves at some party somewhere, I assume. That's why I hate social gatherings. And you should too, not that you'll listen to me. Not that anyone even reads our site. Let's just face it, Meltdown. What few readers we once had were obviously sent to Iraq. Probably because they read this site.

If we get a Flash cartoon done, it'll be up sometime in the coming weeks (months?). Our process for making these things is sort of long.