1/28/03
2:45 PM - We have another review up for a game no one's interested in seeing reviews for anymore. Please notice that this one is by me. Hopefully this will keep Meltdown's mouth shut for a little while. He's been crying about my lack of updates for weeks. I got another review coming too. This one's for a current game, so it should actually be useful. I was going to release both reviews at the same time, but decided not to.
In other news, we're making progress on our redesign. Meltdown has completed a drawing of some little green thing he wants to use on the site. Don't tell him I said so, but it's quite possibly the single most gay thing I've ever seen. We're boned.
- Broken X23
1/24/03
12:55 AM - What? I fixed it. Now you just look dumb for pointing out a mistake that doesn't exist. And you look even dumber since YOU spelled it wrong too. How's that for irony, asshole?
I'm working on a review and should have it up either tomorrow or Saturday. ...Ehh, maybe. I might be pretty busy this weekend with my job and the homework I'm behind on because I still haven't been able to get the books I need for my classes. Living sucks. I wonder if I can get on Welfare.
- Broken X23
1/23/03
11:30 PM - Shut up. Way to spell encouragement. And
quit leaking design ideas! I don't expect emails.
I hate you all
- Reality Meltdown
9:42 PM - Oh right. The idea that you decided not to put a line under your update for the sake of irony is ludicrous. You know damn well that you just flat out forgot to put it there because you're dumb.
Anyway, we do have one idea we're tossing around for a redesign. It has something to do with bleeding from the brain, which I guess could work, but it's not necessarily the kind of image I want to have associated with an all-ages site such as ours. But who knows? Kids today do love their brain injuries. I still think we'll have to talk about this some more though. And we will when Meltdown answers his frickin' Instant Message thing. Wake up Meltdouche! You have a message!
By the way, as said before, we will consider suggestions. That probably won't happen though since we have yet to receive a single E-mail about our site since it's inception almost four months ago. What's wrong with you people? We need support! Encouragment! I know we're in a bunch of search engines, but that seems to have had zero effect on our site traffic. Doesn't anyone look for John Stamos sites anymore? Would you like it better if we were a Dave Coulier site? Or perhaps Rider Strong? What do you want?! God this sucks. I hate our site, the internet, and everyone who uses it.
- Broken X23
1/22/03
11:20 PM - Look, asshole, it's irony you jackass. Take it with some humor, asshole. I made a new review of Warcraft 3, so wander over and check it out.
As we said, you can give us design suggestions. Really.
Later
- Reality Meltdown
9:25 PM - Oh come on. If I make a mistake just correct it and let it go. If I mentioned every mistake you made our updates section would be about three times longer. Hell, just look right below your message! You forgot to put in an hr line again. You, therefore, suck.
Now, about our redesign. Yeah, we're kind of stuck. We should be able to come up with something in the next few months though. Or maybe we can create a poll asking for suggestions. After all, like the old saying goes, "if you're having trouble with something, get your readers to do it." Am I right?
- Broken X23
7:05 PM - I fixed Broken's previous errors. I'm ure all our devout readers noticed that the bottom half of the updates were messed up. It's because Broken is incompetent.
After several minutes of brain storming, I believe both me and my Co-Webmaster have realized: we have no idea where to go with the site.
- Reality Meltdown
1/21/03
7:40 PM - Shut up. Just... shut the hell up.
And it's okay to leave me email. Both you, and our audience. It's okay.
- Reality Meltdown
10:24 PM - Do I look like some fatass slacker to you? I got things to do, bitch! I don't have time to leave a message and then wait around for your dumb ass to come back and respond. And I'm positive you said you wanted our overhaul to be the next update. I guess it is possible that you meant something different with your "I wanted that to be our next update" comment, but I generally take what you say pretty literally when it's something that straight forward. I really don't think I should have to interpret all the crap you spew to find out what you're trying to say. Now shut up and let's do this overhaul shit. Your whining is getting on my last nerve.
- Broken X23
7:40 PM - No. No! Thats so wrong my head hurts! I said we might want to begin working on our vision of the site for the next overhaul! Not the next update! We can make our next site design, and hold unto it for a few weeks. Until the John Stamos fans leave. Which was probably before the conception of our site as the John Stamos Appreciation Society. Concieved of your rectum. And just leave a message on the away messages. Its like a text answering machine! Whats so friggin hard to understand, you moron? You better take classes. Get you learned.
- Reality Meltdown
6:36 PM - Hey go to hell. I did have an update ready but you said you wanted that big update to be the next one. I talked about "big update" a bit too so I wanted to ask if it was okay with you first before posting it, but you're never even online when I am. And when you are you've got that stupid away message up. Like right now it's up. I'm looking at it right now! Now shut up. I got to go to class in 10 minutes. That's another excuse I have for not updating now too so you're going to have to be patient, dickface.
- Broken X23
12:00 PM - Way to update, Broken. Nothing new yet. Maybe a message board soon. Maybe a bit of a story. Maybe a cartoon. Maybe a review of Warcraft3. Nobody knows.
- Reality Meltdown
1/13/03
12:15 AM ("PM" corrected to "AM" by Broken X23) - Alright, I've updated our color scheme to better reflect our image as the John Stamos Appreciation Society. A new link has been added, to Adult Swim. They are good stuff. In fact, I'm watching it right now! Adult swim will revolutionize your life! It'll take rust off old spears and replenish your mana! It even juliannes fries!
A message board may very well be on it's way. I have stolen a script, and hopefully it can be adjusted to work correctly in the next week or so. Any cartoons will most likely not be out that soon. I might psot my story, if I get a bit more written.
And Broken? Longer updates that may be, but we all know it's just you saying "piss piss whine whine" in as many diffrent ways as you can pull out of your ass in 5 minutes. So shut up. Assmuncher.
- Reality Meltdown
(Line that Meltdown forgot to put in added by Broken X23)
1/10/03
10:52 PM - Oh yeah, I forgot about how you did the new "format". That must have been incredibly difficult considering it's no different from our old format. It was the graphics that changed and it took you all of 10 minutes to make the new logo/buttons. Keep in mind that I was also the one who told you where to get the pictures AND which one to use. Crappy idea you say? You sure seemed to like it when I suggested it to you.
Message board? I don't see a message board around here. Talk to me when you actually get one again, douche.
If you want to bring the cartoons into this, then let me also remind you that I did most of the drawings on our first one and most of the script. I've also done most (read: ALL) of the script on our second one.
Also keep in mind that I'm talking about ideas here, not just work. But if you want to talk sheer number of hours spent on this site, well... I spent more time and effort on just one of my essays/reviews than you have on all of yours combined.
Let's talk about what else I've done. I gave our site out to all those search engines for one. If I hadn't, we'd probably have like, 100 fewer hits than we do now. And as you mentioned before, the new theme was my idea. Know what that means? It means I just stole John Stamos' entire fanbase! Sure that may only be 30 or so people, but would we be better off without those 30 extra hits? That's what I mean by helping the site. Doing something that makes us more popular. Your shitty reviews and hours spent hopelessly trying to crack the CGI-bin and get us a new message board don't even come close to achieving this. By the way, my update messages are also longer than yours.
- Broken X23
12:35 PM - Oh, I'm sorry Broken. Did I forget to mention how I did 90% of the work for our new site format? Your idea, maybe, but that's why it's so crappy. I did the work.
Or how about how I searched until I found tripod has a CGI-bin, hopefully allowing us to get a message board again? How about how I spent around an hour trying to refresh myself in Perl to MAKE said message board, and also getting another, freely released version of message board code to work from, with, and on.
I'm sorry I spent so much time and effort when you haven't reviewed, essayed, or posted in the past month. So quit smoking your cock-pipe and simmer down.
I also spent a bit of time on a cartoon short.. maybe I can write a script and do some voicization, and get that on our cartoon page.
- Reality Meltdown
12:16 AM - Is it wrong to want to kick your ass this much? I mean, I know it's normal for people to want to kick your ass, but this much? As much as I want to right now? Stop trying to start fights on our main page or I will burn your school down! Do something useful for once! And no I don't mean another one of your typo filled, impossible for a non-retarded person to read reviews/essays. Do something that will truly help our site! Why not use some of that creativity that's going towards coding your crappy game to think us up some good content? Do you just not give even a fraction of a shit about this site?!
Bah, forget it. I'm done talking to that loser for now. I also wanted to mention that I have a new icon. This should make it easier for you to tell which messages you should read (mine) and which ones you should skip. Also remember that you can submit reviews for any games that we don't already have a review for. That's all.
- Broken X23
1/8/03
11:00 PM - Broken obviously has forsaken us. Obviously his sparse posts betwene his rampant masturbation has been eclipsed by new and mroe frightening activities. I suppose he must be on the street, right now, trying to con hobo's into thinking they need colonoscopies, and gets his rocks off while giving them his own discount version. You sick fuck.
We're better off wihtout his sick twisted self. Look what he did to those hobos.
- Reality Meltdown
1/6/03
1:30 PM - I updated the "I hate you" portion of the quotes page. Shaabaadoo!
- Reality Meltdown
11:30 AM - I want to take a moment to inform you all of a fact you should, but may not, know. I am the center of the universe. Everyone's life, everything that happens, exists soley for my view, and makes so much more sense from here.
The universe sucks. Since I'm at the center, I know. I knew even better, when I discovered my room, alone, had no power. Or how about when I got ants first, and then I got ants again! I only posted once, but they came back. To my arena of death. And then I have Ants in my shower locker! It's like I'm the ant king! The universe sucks.
- Reality Meltdown
1/04/03
1:19 AM - Our site's undergone a couple of minor changes. Hope everyone's happy with the new look. If you didn't vote in our poll, now you'll never be able to because it's gone. It was up there for three months so you had plenty of time. Be ashamed of your laziness! We may have a new one sometime soon but I can't guarantee it. Anyway, that's all for now. We should have a couple more announcments and/or updates soon.
- Broken X23
01/02/03
2:07 AM - Because fuck you. That's why. Now I said to stop so fucking stop! These arguments can only go on for so long before people will start to get annoyed and upset with them. The Metroid review "have" been updated? Good! Now shut up and stop trying to start a fight with every single update! This kind of thing can get old really fast for people and will surely drive away our readers. It probably already has.
- Broken X23
01/01/03
10:30 PM - Fuck off, jackass. The metroid review have been updated. Why don't you review something, retard?
- Reality Meltdown
1:10 PM - You got the date wrong again. It's 2003 now, not 2002. Once again, I had to save us from humiliation by changing one of your mistakes.
I can't imagine I'd say that. You must be thinking of someone else. If I did say that, it must have been pretty obvious that I wasn't being serious. Obvious, that is, to anyone but you. So just shut up about this. Our argument has been going on for too long now. What do you think this is, our message board?
I have finished Metroid Prime so... hurry up. Unless of course you want me to give the review.
We can do "voice acting" whenever you want, provided I'm actually home. Which hasn't been a lot lately, at least not at decent hours. Just call tomorrow around noon or something, you asshole.
By the way, all of our old updates have been moved again.
- Broken X23
1:00 AM - Look, ass, I was there. And you told me to review it after the first boss. And I said I might as well have pieced togetehr a review from all the one's I'd read, because I was addicted to reviews. I had to read three a day, or else stab myself with something blunt and preferrably poisonous to distract me from the urge! You may remember, but you rememebr it all frikking wrong! Clean out your maggot filled ears, jackass.
I have finished Metroid Fusion, and updated it a bit. the majority of my content remains true and valid, and thus is unchanged. Metroid Prime will be revamped soon, as I've nearly beat that too. So just Fuck off, you goat-raping co-webmaster.
Happy New Year, ya jerks.
I began writing a story today, maybe if I finish a chapter, I'll post it to get some feedback. Granted, we only have 2 or 3 readers, ever.
And Broken, suck your colon back up your ass and lemme know when we cna do a little voice acting. Not that I know my recording software... but I'm not letting that stop me.
- Reality Meltdown
